After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!

Seeing Bai Ze's extremely bad face, Jun Li could only tentatively hook his finger. Bai Ze glanced at him coldly and then laughed with an ambiguous meaning: "Aren't you going to ask what you did last night?"

"what…"

Jun Li swallowed his saliva, scratched his head and whispered: "It's just a bath..."

"Well, I thought I had to clean you up so you could go to bed, but what about you!"

Bai Ze approached with a sinister look and said in a cold voice: "You poured water all over me in order to get me to take a bath with you. You soaked me so badly that you dragged me into the bathtub."

"Gulu..."

"I originally thought I would just wash it, it's not like I haven't washed it with you before."

Bai Ze suddenly glared at me and gnashed his teeth as he spoke: "But you actually took off my clothes and compared my size with yours! Then you laughed at me for not being as big as you, and made me laugh for two hours!"

Jun Li: …

"Wife...Wife, I was drunk...I...I deserve to die!"

"You do deserve to die!"

Bai Ze frowned and stared at him as if he had some deep hatred: "It's not enough that you laugh at my thing not being as big as yours! You also laugh at me for being suppressed by you in this life!"

"this…"

Jun Li shrank his neck and whispered: "Isn't this the truth..."

Bai Ze's eyes became even colder. Jun Li shuddered instantly and knelt down to apologize. He had even thought about where to bury it. Fortunately, Bai Ze just glanced at him coldly and then looked away. Then he sighed and muttered softly: "Is my thing really that small..."

"Ahem...wife...that..."

Jun Li was sweating coldly and forcing himself to smile, secretly cursing himself for getting drunk last night and ended up hurting the little ghost's self-esteem. Not to mention the ghost, any normal person would also get depressed if someone said his second brother was too young.

"No... not small..."

"Just not as big as me..."

Bai Ze: …

...

Jun Li was beaten by his wife early in the morning. Finally, Bai Ze pressed him on the bed and made him admit that he didn't have his things. Only then did Bai Ze reluctantly let him go.

Mr. Jun thought that it was not shameful if the thing was smaller than his, but his wife forced him to lie with his eyes open.

"My wife is not gentle anymore... She beats and scolds me all the time..."

Jun Li covered his head which was hurt by Bai Ze's beating and protested softly: "You were so good to me before! You were hard on the outside but soft on the inside, thinking about everything and occasionally acting like a spoiled child. Look at you now!"

"Don't you love me anymore... wuwuwuwu..."

“Sometimes I really doubt what I was thinking.”

Bai Ze sighed and shook his head in disgust: "Why do I like someone like you who has a problem with his brain?"

"It's fine if you have a problem with your brain, but you're also crazy!"

Jun Li: …

"I can tolerate your insanity, but you are also a lecher! You are also a hooligan! You have a bad memory and are slow to react! You can't keep up with my thinking when handling events, and you can't even respond to the words I throw at you."

Bai Ze sighed as if he was sighing about his ruined future. Jun Li rubbed his head in annoyance and subconsciously wanted to correct his position. He looked at Bai Ze helplessly and could not speak. He was angry and wanted to laugh: "How useless am I in your eyes? Why do you say that to me?"

"He's not a loser, and I don't want to admit that my boyfriend is a loser."

Jun Li laughed at the scolding. He covered his head and was silent for a moment, then said, "Hey, I found that I am not angry even if you scold me. Really, I am not angry no matter how you scold me. I am just a little depressed and want to laugh."

Bai Ze fell silent for a moment, looked at Jun Li with pity as if he was hopeless, then turned his back, took out his cell phone and typed silently.

"What are you searching for, honey? Why are you silent?"

Seeing that Bai Ze ignored her, Jun Li came closer and leaned her face on his shoulder. As a result, she saw Bai Ze opened Baidu and typed a few words in the search bar: My boyfriend is an M, he deserves to be scolded and he has problems with his brain. Is it contagious?

Jun Li: …

"Eh, no...I..."

Jun Li was about to start making a scene when he saw Bai Ze exit the webpage again. He thought that his wife no longer despised him and had figured it out. As a result, he saw Bai Ze re-enter a few words...

"My boyfriend is born with intellectual disability. What is the success rate of craniotomy?"

Jun Li: …

...

Since he was not at home, Jun Li didn't want to stay in bed any longer, so he got up obediently after being beaten by Bai Ze.

The people of Bai Ze were beaten and their anger subsided, but it was too late to blame Jun Li for having a mental problem.

Jiang Jincheng probably wanted to go back quickly and urged Xiao Ling to get up. The main reason was that he didn't want Jun Li to wake up and find out that he came out of Xiao Ling's room.

How embarrassing it is for you to say this...

Jiang Jincheng brushed his teeth and washed his face quickly, adhering to the principle that as long as he got up early, Jun Li would not find out that he had slept with Xiao Ling. As a result, when he opened the door and was about to come out, he met Jun Li who had just opened the door.

Jiang Jincheng: …

"Morning, Officer Jiang."

Jun Li drank too much and his mind was still a little unclear in the morning, so he didn't notice that Jiang Jincheng's face looked a little strange.

"Ah... Good morning..."

Jiang Jincheng was about to say something when he heard a roar coming from Jun Li's room.

"Jun Li you idiot!! Where did you throw my underwear again!!"

Jun Li: …

Jiang Jincheng suppressed his laughter and replied with twitching shoulders: "You are quite energetic..."

“Ah…hahaha…”

Jun Li scratched his head, licked his lips and laughed: "Excuse me... My wife likes to sleep naked at night and throws clothes around... I told her several times but she didn't change... Oh, you said this..."

"Ah... young people like to sleep naked... that's good..."

"Ah, yes..."

"Uncle! Where are my underwear? I can't find my underwear!"

Jiang Jincheng: …

Jun Li pursed her lips and seemed to be hesitant to speak. After seeing the shocking red marks on Jiang Jincheng's neck, she turned her head and coughed. The marks were obviously fresh. The old ones had not been completely removed and new ones were imprinted on them.

"cough…"

Jun Li instantly felt the atmosphere was a bit awkward, and he forced a smile: "Officer Jiang is in good health..."

"Ah... everything is... good..."

Jun Li felt it was too awkward so he just found another topic: "Officer Jiang, have you eaten yet..."

"Me? I haven't eaten yet. I just got up..."

"Ah... I didn't eat... I didn't eat either... What a coincidence..."

The two people became more and more awkward as they talked, and in the end they could only laugh dryly at each other.

Jun Li laughed dryly before his ears were yanked to the ground. Bai Ze stood at the door with a cold face and stared at Jun Li unkindly: "If you dare to throw my underwear next time, I will chop off your hand!"

"If you hadn't pestered me to take a bath together last night and stripped me to compare sizes, I wouldn't have been able to find my underwear this early in the morning!! Jun Li, can you change your bad habit of throwing clothes around!!"

“Change it, change it! Honey, honey! Let go! It hurts!!”

"How can it not hurt you to death?! Did you really think I didn't hear you? You are so good now, you have a big mouth and you can say all the nice things!"

Bai Ze dragged Jun Li into the room by the ear, slammed the door shut and said coldly, "Ten minutes. If you can't find the underwear you threw away last night, you can forget about your underwear!"

"Honey, don't hit me! Ah!! It hurts!"

Jiang Jincheng: ...I'm sweating profusely...

"uncle."

Xiao Ling appeared behind him at some point, gently put her arms around his waist and buried her face in his neck.

He was dressed neatly, so there was no way he couldn't find his underwear.

"You little brat! If you dare to talk nonsense to me again, I will beat you up!"

Jiang Jincheng glanced at him and snorted coldly. Xiao Ling had just done this deliberately to clarify the relationship between them. How could Jiang Jincheng not know this little trick?

"Oops~ I was wrong... Uncle~"

Xiao Ling hugged Jiang Jincheng and said in a sullen voice, "How could I know that Mr. Jun really threw away his underwear..."

"You..."

Jiang Jincheng laughed helplessly and rubbed his head: "Okay, wife, drive, let's go home for dinner, uncle is hungry."

"Yes, my wife!"

Xiao Ling deliberately whispered "wife" into Jiang Jincheng's ear. Jiang Jincheng trembled and sighed helplessly. Finally, Xiao Ling kissed him secretly before he watched him happily take the keys and drive the car.