After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!
Chapter 469: An indecent little extra chapter - The couple who swapped bodies (Jun Ze chapter)
On this day that couldn't be more ordinary and even a little bit ordinary, Jun Li woke up feeling sore in his back and waist, and even his buttocks were aching slightly.
He wondered if there was something wrong with his sleeping position. He didn't usually feel pain when he slept. Could it be that he had done it too hard last night?
Why is it my butt that hurts?
Mr. Jun rubbed his face in confusion but suddenly felt something was wrong. These hands looked so damn familiar. They didn't look like his own hands but more like his wife's.
Mr. Jun, whose brain was short-circuited, turned his head stiffly to look at the person sleeping next to him, and then saw his own handsome face lying next to him.
"Damn, I look so handsome when I sleep!"
Mr. Jun couldn't help but sigh and then realized that something was 100% wrong! How come it was his face lying next to him! Where was his wife!?
Jun Li was stunned and trembling as he looked at the mirror placed on the table not far away. The face that moved with him along with the scene was a cold and beautiful face with blue pupils.
"Fuck!"
The voice Jun Li made was also the familiar voice of Bai Ze, but the "Jun Li" sleeping next to him moved and then said in a cold voice: "If you scream again, I will pull out your tongue!"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, "Jun Li" also sat up in confusion and looked at "Bai Ze". The two looked at each other and then made a sharp explosion.
In the chaos, the couple finally figured out one thing: it seemed like they had... swapped bodies...
At this time, Jun Li, who possessed Bai Ze's body, was sitting on the bed with a headache and feeling hopeless, while Bai Ze, who possessed Jun Li's body, was also looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and sighing.
"How to do?"
Jun Li looked at his body and asked, "What should I do? I have to go to work today! I can't let you go to the meeting behind me!"
Bai Ze pursed his lips, frowned and looked at his body with a headache: "Can you not go to the company today?"
"No, there is a summary report that must be made today."
Jun Li cursed with Bai Ze's body: "Fuck it! It has to be such an important meeting... If it was a holiday, it would be changed..."
Jun Li had no choice but to tell Bai Ze about the relevant information and procedures of the regular meeting, and emphasized that Bai Ze should find an excuse to leave after the meeting, assign the work to the secretary, and then go home directly! Jun will handle the missed work himself when he returns to health.
He was really worried, so he drove Bai Ze, who was carrying his body to work, to the company, gritted his teeth and followed him in.
Now no one dares to stop Bai Ze. Everyone knows that whenever Mr. Jun brings someone to work, it must be his partner.
President Jun took Bai Ze in with a cold face, and habitually moved a stool and pressed Bai Ze on the chair. Then he skillfully adjusted the PPT and walked in, clearing his throat: "Okay, now all departments have a meeting."
The whole place was in complete silence. Everyone looked at Jun Li in disbelief as he seemed to be hesitant to speak. Bai Ze, who was pressed on the stool, cursed, "Idiot!"
Jun Li then realized that he was now blatantly usurping the throne using Bai Ze's body.
He coughed awkwardly and quickly pulled himself up, then sat down on the chair and waved at Bai Ze: "Well... husband... meeting..."
Bai Ze raised his eyebrows and gently sorted out the documents. Then he said in a cold voice with an aura that was even more powerful than Jun Li's usual aura: "Let's have a meeting now. Each department will take turns to report on the indicators of last month."
Jun, who was afraid of something going wrong, didn't dare to be distracted at all. However, he was pleasantly surprised to find that Bai Ze had a strong ability to control the situation, and his responses were extremely tricky and did not allow anyone to take advantage of him.
Bai Ze, who usually had several people who liked to cheat and play tricks under his command, was suddenly intimidated by them. Now the subsidiary company group was about to explode again. First, it was revealed that Mr. Jun's wife was suspected of usurping the throne, and then it was revealed that Mr. Jun seemed to have taken poison today, and his words were sharp and aggressive.
After a lot of effort, Mr. Jun finally got off work and quickly dragged Bai Ze away from the company.
When Mr. Jun got home, he was so happy that he prepared eight dishes and a soup for his wife.
However, this picture is weird no matter how you look at it. "Bai Ze" in an apron is busy sweating in the kitchen, while "Jun Li" is sitting at the dining table with his legs crossed, playing with his mobile phone leisurely.
"Okay, wife, let's eat!"
Jun Li took off his apron and called "wife" to his own face. He suddenly felt something was wrong. He was using Bai Ze's body to call his own body "wife". If outsiders saw this, wouldn't they think that Jun was always the inferior?
"Ahem...husband, let's eat! No more playing!"
Bai Ze frowned slightly and looked at Jun Li, hesitating for a moment: "What did you call me?"
"Husband."
Jun Li didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all. He just couldn't bring himself to call his own body "wife"!
Bai Ze was silent for a moment and sighed. He didn't bother about the address anymore and continued to eat calmly and elegantly.
Jun Li was different. Where did he get so much elegance? He was so hungry that he just picked up the bowl and started drinking.
Bai Ze raised his eyes and looked at himself who was eating in an extremely indecent manner in front of him, and warned him coldly: "Can you eat with some manners!"
"No! That's not how I usually eat! I've never heard you say that to me before!"
Jun Li is very elegant when eating outside, but in front of Bai Ze, he has to eat elegantly just to fill his stomach.
"I can't eat when I see you eating so ugly with your face against my face."
"Jun Li"'s stinky face replaced Bai Ze's soul, and the face that originally looked like it owed a debt became even stinker. He looked coldly at "Bai Ze" who was showing off his food crazily and said word by word: "When did I drop rice grains when I ate? Jun Li, can you use my body to eat in a more beautiful way!"
"Oh come on! I'm really fucking convinced!"
Jun Li, facing Bai Ze's cold little face, cursed like a gangster. Jun Li's face, facing Bai Ze, became even gloomier. Jun Li herself didn't expect that her face could reveal the expression of a resentful woman in the boudoir.
Jun Li was obedient now, and ate as elegantly as possible under Bai Ze's cold face. Bai Ze glanced at him and snorted coldly before putting down his bowl and chopsticks.
"What?"
"I'm done eating, let's go."
Bai Ze didn't think there was anything wrong. Usually, Jun Li cooked and washed the dishes, so after he finished eating, he just put the dishes down and left.
"Leaving? Why? Just stand there! Wash the dishes!"
"Bai Ze" also put down his bowl and chopsticks and looked at "Jun Li", and said very seriously: "Usually you wash the dishes! Why do I have to wash the dishes today! Come on, you don't love me anymore, right? Now you let me wash the dishes!"
Bai Ze narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at himself who was talking non-stop: "You really acted out body swapping for me?"
"What else? I already called you husband! What's wrong with you washing dishes for your wife?"
"Bai Ze" wiped his mouth confidently, stood up, patted "Jun Li's" butt, and then said nastily: "Husband, your butt is so nice."
Bai Ze took a deep breath, suppressed his anger and said through gritted teeth: "I can wash the dishes for you, but don't use my body to do such obscene things!"
"Yo! Is it not okay for me to touch my butt? Is that illegal? What? Call the police and arrest me!"
Bai Ze looked coldly at his own indifferent face which showed such an expression that deserved a beating. He glared at Jun Li grimly, then picked up the clean bowl and went to the kitchen without saying a word.
Jun Li also knew that he had gone too far, so he quickly stepped forward to speak up: "Hey, hey, hey! Wife! Wife! I was wrong, I was wrong! Come on, put it down, put it down! I'll wash it!"
After a long time of fussing and turning, when the couple finally finished tossing and turning and lying on the bed, it was time for their every night in-depth communication.
Jun Li held Bai Ze close to him actively, but he became impotent instantly after seeing his own gloomy face.
Bai Ze looked at Jun Li's face and asked softly, "Why don't you do it anymore?"
"I can't stand you..."
Jun Li covered her face with Bai Ze's body and cried without tears: "I feel like I'm raping myself... I can't stand up for myself..."
Bai Ze was speechless for a moment. To be honest, when he saw his face pouting and approaching, he held back and didn't slap him.
Jun Li used Bai Ze's body to push back and forth like a maggot. He said with despair, "And I'm thinking about a question... Even if we succeed... will it be you on me or me on you..."
"I used your body to stab my own body, which means you raped me..."
Bai Ze was silent for a moment and looked at Jun Li: "Then I will take the initiative?"
"That won't work!"
Jun Li gritted his teeth and said, "Then you will fucking be on top of me!"
"Then what do you want to do?"
"What the hell, what should I do? Just stop doing it! Abstinence! Both of us abstain from sex until it's changed back!"
In the end, Mr. Jun really did what he said. The two of them slept so innocently for the first time. They just held hands and slept separately. It was even more innocent than their first time in love!
Fortunately, his body was restored the next day. Mr. Jun wanted to burn incense and thank God for not letting him become his wife. If he couldn't be restored, Mr. Jun would have said goodbye to his sex life!
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