After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!
Chapter 499: The Dead (21)
Jun Li and Bai Ze had been busy all the way, and now the weather was hot, so Jun Li reluctantly went back to take a shower before he felt comfortable.
After taking a shower, Mr. Jun lay naked on the bed hugging his wife who had her own air conditioner, enjoying himself extremely.
He stroked Bai Ze's waist and couldn't help laughing: "I didn't expect that having a wife would save me a lot of electricity. I don't even need to turn on the air conditioner. My wife is more useful than the air conditioner."
Bai Ze snorted coldly and laid in his arms, saying unhappily: "Come on, I don't know who is so hypocritical, in the summer he hugs me and won't let go when we sleep, but in the winter he doesn't dare to hug me at all, no matter how far away we are from each other."
Jun Li's mouth twitched and he held his forehead helplessly: "How dare you say that? Why don't I dare to hug you? Don't you know what's going on?"
"I've been holding you for so long that I've got diarrhea! I took diaper rash medication for three days before it stopped. How dare I hold you in such a state?"
Seeing that Bai Ze was silent, Jun Li quickly rubbed his cheek again to please him. He softened his voice and coaxed him with a little smile: "Are you unhappy when I tell you a few truths, little ancestor?"
"I said that, but I hugged you anyway."
Seeing that Bai Ze still didn't say anything, Jun Li rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "I have handed over all the money I earned to your bank card. Now you are richer than your husband."
"If you go out like this now, I'll have to carry your shoes, do you know that?"
"Who will be able to call me Mr. Jun by then? Won't everyone be the first to call you Mr. Bai?"
Hearing this, Bai Ze snorted coldly and cursed, "Slippery mouth."
"Oh, this is just a slick way of talking to our Mr. Bai. Otherwise, what should I do if Mr. Bai doesn't give me pocket money?"
Jun Li was really not joking. All the money he earned now was deposited into Bai Ze's bank card account. He opened that card specifically for Bai Ze and said it was the betrothal money for Bai Ze in advance.
Now Mr. Jun's life is only glamorous on the surface, but in fact his trousers have two holes in them and he has no money to buy new ones.
Jun Li carefully pulled Bai Ze's sleeve and shook it, with a slightly flattering smile: "Boss Bai, what I'm saying is... this month's pocket money hasn't been approved yet..."
Bai Ze narrowed his eyes and stared at Jun Li. Jun Li swallowed and smiled, "I gave you everything I earned... Your husband can make millions or tens of millions from a single deal... But... After paying employees and other miscellaneous expenses, I only kept two hundred for myself... I put the rest into your card."
"You are richer than your husband now, just tell me if you can give me more money this month so I can change my pants!"
Bai Ze was silent for a moment and then asked, "You keep 200 yuan for yourself every month, and I give you an extra 50 yuan a month. Isn't 250 yuan enough for you to spend?"
Jun Li: …
"I…"
Mr. Jun forced a smile and suppressed a frown on his face: "Two hundred and fifty doesn't sound good... Can you give me fifty more?"
"What do you want so much money for?"
"Buying pants..."
Seeing that Bai Ze refused to give in, Jun Li stood up and revealed the two holes in his pants: "Look! Look! If I put on this any more, my dick will be exposed!"
Bai Ze looked at the two holes and asked with pursed lips: "You have no other underwear to wear?"
"You mean those lousy butt-revealing thongs?"
Bai Ze: …
Bai Ze looked at Jun Li with a little disdain and said, "When did you become like this?"
Jun Li laughed angrily when he heard it, and rolled his eyes unhappily: "When the salary is handed in."
"You are so stingy with your husband! The money in your card is all earned by me! Why are you unwilling to use your money to buy me a pair of pants?"
Hearing this, Bai Ze took out his phone and leaned over Jun Li to open the transfer window: "How much do you want?"
Jun Liyi thought about it and counted on his fingers: "Look, my husband has no pants to wear now. I won't buy a pair of pure cotton pants for thousands of yuan since we are in such a mess now. Let's just count as twenty-one pairs. You can buy me ten pairs to make do. That's two hundred yuan."
"Your husband's socks are torn and his toes are exposed. You should buy me ten pairs of socks. The total cost is four hundred."
"Ah."
Just as Bai Ze was about to transfer the money, Jun Li coughed again: "Then I want to buy another suit, the kind with dark patterns..."
Bai Ze narrowed his eyes dangerously. Jun Li immediately changed his words honestly: "Ah... then you don't have to buy it... then buy me a tie..."
"It's in your closet."
"Those are out of date! I want new ones!"
Jun Li looked at the Patek Philippe on his hand and then tentatively said: "Wife...can you change a watch for me..."
Bai Ze said grimly, "Shall I give you a Little Genius watch like Wang Ya's?"
Jun Li: …
Bai Ze rounded up the money and transferred it to him, then immediately put away the phone: "I'll transfer 500 yuan to you first, 400 yuan to buy socks and underwear, and the remaining 100 yuan is extra for your living expenses."
Jun Li immediately collected the money and then looked at the shrunken balance, wanting to cry: "When I was in college, my monthly living expenses were 500... and now I'm dating and I only have 300 a month..."
Bai Ze looked at Jun Zong who was half dead and aggrieved, then turned over and lay on the bed: "Men become bad when they have money. Besides, I have also seen that many of your things are actually unnecessary."
"Your wardrobe is big enough to host a fashion show. You can find a few people to walk on the catwalk. Do you have enough clothes to wear?"
Bai Ze crossed his arms and said coldly, "And your tie! How many neckties do you have? More than 30 of them, all the same length! I don't see you wearing one every day!"
"And suits? You have more suits than me! What's the result? I usually see you wearing short-sleeved shirts that are as long as zebra crossings!"
Jun Li: …
Bai Ze rolled his eyes: "You like to buy clothes even though you don't wear them. You bought a whole wardrobe but you keep complaining that you don't have enough clothes!"
"Jun Li, you are such a spendthrift! My house was empty before you moved in, but it's packed with people after you moved in."
Jun Li was stunned for a moment and spoke cautiously: "What do you mean?"
Bai Ze twitched his lips and really didn't want to talk to him: "It's full! It's like there are more than a dozen people living here! Jun Li, how come you have such a strong desire to shop! Look at those empty rooms before! Aren't all the things in them now the things you bought!"
"cough…"
Jun Li knew he was in the wrong and didn't dare to refute, but he was unwilling to live on 300 yuan a month, so his brain suddenly started working fast.
"Oh my wife~"
"Honey, I was wrong, okay? I will change, I will definitely change!"
Jun Li hugged Bai Ze and kissed him hard a few times, rubbing his cheek flatteringly: "Next time I want to buy something, I'll send it to you first, and I'll buy it only after my wife nods, okay?"
"Ah."
Bai Ze's expression relaxed now. He responded to Jun Li's kiss and then suddenly felt his body go cold.
Jun Li calmly undressed him and then fumbled around.
Bai Ze sighed, and habitually found a comfortable position to allow Jun Li to tease him.
Jun Li kissed him and he moaned subconsciously. Bai Ze didn't even feel that his wrists were bound by Jun Li's tie.
"Wife..."
Jun Li's eyes were slightly red as he panted, gently stroking his lips, his hot breath spraying on his neck. Jun Li spoke in a hoarse voice: "Wife...close your eyes..."
Bai Ze trembled and closed his eyes obediently, but after waiting for a long time, Jun Li did not move.
"Ok?"
Bai Ze opened his eyes with a blush on his cheeks, only to see Jun Li pressing on him with the blue cell phone in his hand.
The atmosphere froze instantly. Jun Li immediately got out of bed, wearing only the pair of shorts with two holes in them, opened the door and ran away.
"Jun Li!!!"
Bai Ze gritted his teeth and tore the tie worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, kicked open the door and shouted: "Give me back my phone!!"
Mr. Jun ran to the first floor in his shorts. He didn't know how he managed to transfer 100,000 yuan to his account without missing a step.
"Hey, you have so much money, why don't you give me some pocket money?!"
"Jun Li, you bastard! Give me back my phone!"
Mr. Jun is not that stupid. He will give it just as he says!
He opened Alipay without blushing or beating his heart, and his phone immediately rang: "Alipay has received one million yuan!"
"Jun Li! You bastard! You have no shame! Give me back my phone!"
Bai Ze was so angry that he felt dizzy when he heard the voice. Mr. Jun was still running wildly, but the strange aura had already filled the whole room.
The strange energy tightly wrapped around Jun Li's ankle, and Jun Li was so happy that he ended up falling flat on his face.
Bai Ze approached step by step grimly. He squatted down, gently picked up the phone and then curled up an elusive smile.
Jun Li gasped in pain, but after looking into Bai Ze's eyes that were filled with murderous intent, his anus tightened again.
"Uh...wife...I...haha...I'm just kidding you..."
"Isn't this...lively... yeah...lively atmosphere..."
Jun Li stepped back repeatedly, but then he heard a "sizzle" sound, and the pair of pants that had only two holes in it was successfully reduced to only one hole.
It's just a little rotten, and the birds are exposed to the open air and feel cold.
"Uh...wife..."
"Well...how about..."
Jun Li's mouth was twitching with cold sweat: "How about you give me some more money... I will buy another pair of pants..."
Bai Ze smiled without saying anything and just moved closer. However, not long after, bursts of extremely miserable howlings of ghosts and wolves came from the first floor of the castle.
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