After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!
Chapter 740 Are you sick? Why are you still instigating your wife to shove the marriage certificate
Jun Li booked a private room in a Michelin three-star hotel that night and ordered a table full of the restaurant's most expensive dishes.
Mr. Jun even specially did his hair and sprayed men's perfume to make him look like he was going on a blind date. Bai Ze also had his hair done by him, and he even forced him to wear the three golds bought for him for their wedding.
"It's just a meal...do you have to be so formal?"
Bai Ze sat farther away from Jun Li. The monster with a keen sense of smell couldn't stand the smell of Jun Li's perfume. It felt like someone was pouring floral water into his nose. Jun Li originally wanted to sit while hugging Bai Ze, but Bai Ze moved him far away as if he was avoiding the plague god.
"Is this grand? Is it because you are used to seeing your husband wearing short-sleeved shirts and flowery shorts at home every day, so you think it's grand when your husband dresses up a little?"
Jun Li snorted lightly, took out a comb and a mirror from his pocket, and carefully combed his hair again.
Bai Ze rolled his eyes speechlessly on the spot. At this time, the door was pushed open, and Jiang Jincheng came in with Xiao Ling.
"Aren't we a little early?"
Jiang Jincheng originally thought that he would be late by the time he finished get off work, but he didn't expect that there were only Jun Li and Bai Ze at such a big table, and the other four hadn't even arrived yet.
"Oh! Why are you so early? You came just in time!"
Jun Li quickly stood up and asked the two to sit down, and poured them some water himself.
Xiao Ling and Jiang Jincheng had just gotten married and were very close to each other. Xiao Ling held Jiang Jincheng's hand the whole time and leaned on Jiang Jincheng like his little wife.
Jun Li poured some water and winked at Bai Ze. Bai Ze sighed and obediently followed the local customs.
He pretended to search his pockets, and the marriage certificate fell to the ground with a "pa".
Bai Ze didn't have any unnecessary expression on his face. He was too lazy to even pretend and acted poorly: "Oops, something fell."
Sure enough, Jiang Jincheng and Xiao Ling looked over there, Jun Li coughed and hurried forward to pick up the marriage certificate on the ground, but when he squatted down, the marriage certificate in his pocket "accidentally" slipped out.
"Paji!"
"Oh no! How come my things fell? What is this?"
Jun Li rubbed his eyes, held the two red books and stood up, pretending to be surprised: "Oh! Whose marriage certificate is this? Why did it fall to the ground?"
"Lao Jiang! Come here! Look whose marriage certificate this is! My mom said that if you find something on the road, you have to hand it over to the police~"
Jiang Jincheng glanced at Xiao Ling with a twitching mouth, and they both instantly understood why Jun Li invited them to dinner so late in the evening for no apparent reason.
He really didn't want to accept it, but Jun Li held his hand and forcefully stuffed the marriage certificate into each of them.
"Oh, Lao Jiang! Look quickly and see whose it is! I wonder if the last person who came here to eat accidentally dropped it."
Jiang Jincheng and Xiao Ling looked as if they had been fed shit. Seeing that they were not going to fall for it, Jun Li simply held their hands and pulled at them to open the marriage certificate.
The photo of Jun Li leaning against Bai Ze with a smile like an idiot came into view. Jiang Jincheng took a deep breath and was about to curse, but Jun said on the spot: "Oh! I didn't expect that there are people in the world who look so much like me! If I hadn't known that my marriage certificate was in my pocket, I would have almost thought it was my marriage certificate~"
Jiang Jincheng: …
Xiao Ling: …
"They do look alike... they have the same fucking name..."
Jiang Jincheng rubbed his face and wanted to throw their marriage certificate on the ground and step on it. At this time, the door was pushed open, and Zhou Ju led Luo Zhi in to take a look at the few people.
"What are you guys doing? Why is it so lively?"
Jun Li touched his pocket and exclaimed, "Oops!"
"Oops! Where's my marriage certificate?! My marriage certificate is gone!"
Jiang Jincheng: …
"Hey! Old Jiang! Have you looked at my marriage certificate? Oh my gosh! I just got it with my wife! It's expensive to get a new marriage certificate now! It costs twenty yuan! Our family is not rich! Twenty yuan is enough to buy a lot of strawberries that my wife likes!"
Jiang Jincheng was too lazy to say a word while holding Jun Li's marriage certificate. Zhou Ju and Luo Zhi didn't expect to be fed a mouthful of fresh and hot shit in public as soon as they entered the door! It was Jun Li's shit!
Jun Li searched his pockets in front of everyone, and then looked at the marriage certificate in Jiang Jincheng's hand.
"Hey! Lao Jiang! How did you find my marriage certificate?"
Jun Li snatched the marriage certificate from Jiang Jincheng's hand and looked at it for a long time: "Oh, isn't this my marriage certificate? Thank you, Old Jiang! If it weren't for you, my wife and I would have lost the certificate we just got!"
Zhou Ju, Luo Zhi, Jiang Jincheng, Xiao Ling: …
Jun Li had just handed the marriage certificate to Bai Ze when Lin Jiayan came over with Mo Jinan.
"What are you doing? Why are you all standing?"
Mo Jinan poked his head out and saw that the faces of the people looked strange. Jun Li saw that the next victim was coming, and he patted Bai Ze's butt: "Go! Do as your husband says!"
Bai Ze obediently stood up and walked towards Lin Jiayan and Mo Jinan with his hands in his pockets. The two people who had just arrived were still a little confused, so Bai Ze directly took out the marriage certificate and slapped it in their faces, and showed them the big diamond ring on his hand.
Bai Ze coughed, his face still expressionless, and looked at them with a serious look: "Let me show you my marriage certificate with my husband and the big diamond ring he bought for me."
Lin Jiayan: ?????
Mo Jinan: ????? ????? ????
Mo Jinan knew at a glance that Bai Ze was probably fooled by that bastard Jun Li. He gritted his teeth, glared at Jun Li fiercely, and cursed: "Are you fucking sick?! You fucking fooled your wife! Who the fuck told you to instigate your wife to shove the marriage certificate in someone else's face?!"
Jun Li crossed his legs and looked at them smugly: "So what? I am happy with it! You beast, how dare you say that to me? You didn't even mention the time when you came to disgust me late at night after getting the marriage certificate!"
"Fuck!!" (Beautiful exclamation)
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