The Windless Sword of the Original God World

Chapter 4: Four Young Masters Surround Their Girls, Poetry Gathering by the Lake

A woman is surrounded by Lord Diluk, Kaeya, Childe, and Thomas.

The four men behaved frivolously and tried to prevent the woman from leaving. The woman had no choice but to jump into the lake and swim away.

“You want to escape, but how can you escape from my grasp?” Lord Diluk looked exaggerated. He ran to the lakeside and was about to jump into the water to chase after me.

"Sir Diluk, we are in public." Kaeya pulled him back at the right time and reminded him in a low voice.

"It's incomprehensible. These four people are probably not normal people." Several passers-by whispered, their words full of sarcasm.

Upon hearing this, Diluk, Kaeya, Childe, and Thomas all smiled in an awkward yet polite manner.

"Today, the four great talents of Teyvat are traveling around the mountains and rivers. No wonder the women are all crazy." Kaeya said proudly.

As they were talking, they had already straightened their clothes.

"Since you are so excited, why not sing a song to liven up the atmosphere?" the young master suddenly suggested.

"Sir, what you said is very good. Brother Thomas, can you go first?" Kaia looked at Thomas.

"With pleasure," Thomas replied, and walked to the lakeside. Just then, a group of geese swam by. "There's a group of geese down the hill."

"With a roar, everything fell into the river." The young man continued in rhyme.

"Go to the river and catch a goose to quench your hunger and thirst." Kaia said with his hands dancing.

“After a full meal, go home and sleep!” Lord Diluk concluded.

"What a wonderful sentence!" Thomas praised himself.

After Lord Diluk finished speaking, he suddenly burst into laughter.

Chat group.

[Lisa: What the passerby said just now is true. These four people are actually mentally ill, yet they call themselves the four great geniuses.]

[Maple Leaf: This poem is not even worthy of being called a poem. The knowledge of the four great men of talent is not as good as mine.]

【Xingqiu: Brother Wanye is right.】

[Vendy: Lord Diluk's laughter is so crazy, I doubt he will be able to repeat it in a while.]

[Kaeya: If Master Diluk fails to complete the punishment, the system will make him repeat it. We can just wait and see.]

[Bennett: It is really difficult to interpret this scene with Lord Diluk's expressionless face. ]

[Group leader Lin Ce: This is the fun part, Paimeng snickers.gif]

......

"Is this so funny?" The young master was puzzled. "Why is Lord Diluk so indulgent every time he goes out?"

"He was so happy that he lost himself in joy. It's really enviable." Thomas and Kaia responded in unison.

"The most enviable thing about Lord Diluc is his romanticism." The young master said, "Everyone knows that Lord Diluc has eight elegant maids in his Dawn Winery, and they are all as beautiful as flowers."

"If I could be like Lord Diluk, what else would I want in life?" The young master yearned for it.

Hearing this, a trace of sadness flashed across Lord Diluk's face, and then he burst into laughter again.

"There is a beautiful woman over there!" At this time, Thomas saw a woman with her back to them on a stone bridge not far away.

"Sir Diluk, look at the graceful lady standing alone at the bridge. That's great. Show us your skills in flirting in public so that the three of us brothers can learn from you," Kaeya urged.

"This matter..." Lord Diluk hesitated a little.

"As this concerns the welfare of everyone, I think you have no objection, sir?" Thomas followed closely.

"It's my duty!" Lord Diluk agreed.

【Wendy: Why hasn't Brother Douzi appeared yet? 】

[Arata Ichito: Yes, when will I appear? Although I am the last one to appear, it is too late, isn't it? ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Uh... that so-called 'graceful and graceful', could it be Aradaki Ichito? ]

【Keqing: It’s possible.】

[Group leader Lin Ce: No doubt, how can an ordinary woman be this tall? Brother Douzi in women's clothing makes a stunning appearance, hahahaha.]

[Arataki Ichito: This...? ]

Brother Dou Zi was in a state of panic.

Chapter 177 Brother Douzi: I am a virgin

In the picture, Lord Diluk approached the "beauty", and a breeze blew by, blowing off the pink scarf of the "beauty".

The scarf just fell on Lord Diluk's face.

Lord Diluk picked up the scarf and took a deep breath. The unique fragrance emanating from the scarf made him intoxicated.

The owner of this scarf must be an unrivaled beauty!

With anticipation in mind, Lord Diluk walked towards the "beauty" with a scarf in his hand.

"Girl!" Lord Diluk greeted politely.

"Hmm." Hearing the voice of Lord Diluk, the "beauty" turned around and found it was Brother Dou Zi.

Lord Diluk was startled, the scarf in his hand fell to the ground, and he stood there in a daze.

"What's the matter, sir?" Brother Douzi picked something out of his nostrils and stood up from the bridge railing.

"Ahem." Lord Diluk was extremely embarrassed and forced a smile.

【Wendy: Oh, it really is Brother Douzi. I am blind.】

[Bennett: The scene of Douzi's turn is so eye-catching that it will take a lifetime to heal.]

【Qin: I was startled.】

[Young Master: Hahahaha, my abdominal muscles hurt from laughing. ]

【Thomas: @荒鳷一斗, the cross-dressing Douzi brother is an eyesore, not as good as Kaizi brother. 】

【Keqing: Indeed.】

[Kamisato Ayaka: My premonition was very accurate. ]

[Yae Shenzi: I’m scared, @荒鳷一斗. ]

[Arata Ichito: Damn it, are you trying to trick me on purpose? ]

Brother Dou Zi was also scared by his own appearance. Women's clothing was really an eye-catcher.

on the screen.

"Excuse me, young lady, may I lean on you for a while?" Lord Diluk said to Brother Douzi with a stiff upper lip.

"How can I do this? I am a virgin." Brother Dou Zi said seriously.

"Yes, I was just teasing my friend." Lord Diluk explained, "In fact, I am the Night Elf hero of Mondstadt, Diluk."

"What Dark Night Hero? I don't know him." Brother Douzi shook his head, "I only recognize Lu Guoba. If you don't leave, I'll call for help!"

"One thousand Mora as a token of my appreciation." said Lord Diluk.

"One thousand Moras? Do you think I'm a beggar?" Brother Douzi asked loudly, "At least ten thousand Moras!"

"Hey, you want 10,000 Mora in your condition, you might as well just rob me." Lord Diluk couldn't help but complain.

"I'm just trying to rob her, hand over Mora to me!" Brother Douzi showed his dagger and threatened Lord Diluk.

Lord Diluk refused to comply, and the two men started fighting.

Kaeya, Thomas and Childe, who were watching the battle on the side, saw that the situation was not good and immediately ran to the stone bridge to rescue Lord Diluk.

When they arrived, Brother Douzi had already been pushed into the lake by Lord Diluk.

"Did you use too much force?" the young master asked in confusion.

“He wants

This is an act of forced sale, isn't it just a joke?

Prince Kaia, Prince Thomas and Prince A were all in tears and looked very sad.

Everyone was sent to the virtual world by the system.

"The Four Gentlemen of the Other Shore, could they be the Four Heroes of Teyvat?" On the stone bridge nearby, the women lowered their heads in shame, looking at Master Diluk and the others from afar.

In a moment, the scene suddenly changed, and a passionate tune started playing. Master Diluk's face was gloomy and his mind was tangled, but due to the majesty of the system, he had to submit.

Master Diluk, Kaeya, Young Master, and Thomas walked with a brisk pace and were graceful, attracting attention and making people feel disgusted.

Not long after, the four men suddenly turned around, undressed, walked slowly, and went straight towards the women, feeling extremely embarrassed.

【Chongyun: Too arrogant, laughing loudly.】

【Xingqiu: Let's all show our ugliness together, no one is allowed to be alone, just smile and say nothing.】

【Xiangling: Why can't Master Diluk hold back his laughter? 】

【Barbara: I already laughed. 】

【Wendy: I ​​think so too.】

[Hu Tao: Everyone is showing off their ugliness, no one can escape, hee.]

......

In the live broadcast screen.

The women fled one after another, leaving only one woman surrounded by four men. This woman was adamant and would rather die than accept death, so she jumped into the lake to escape.

"Want to escape? How can it be so easy? Haha!" Master Diluk sighed in his heart and forced a smile, but in fact he was in great pain.

"We are in front of everyone, please keep a low profile and don't damage the reputation of the Four Heroes of Teyvat." When Kaeya saw Diluk about to jump into the lake, he quickly grabbed his hand and reminded him.

"Oh no, are these four mentally ill?" Passersby were talking and passing by the four people.

Diluk, Kaeya, Childe, and Thomas turned a deaf ear and pretended not to know.

"Four extremely handsome and talented men are traveling here, and they made the girls lose their composure like this. Oh, how shameful." Kaiya was complacent. At this time, the four of them had changed back into their clothes.

"My three brothers, it's a rare occasion for you to be in a good mood. Why don't you compose a poem?" the young master suggested.

"Well, what Brother Tartaglia suggested is very good. Brother Thomas, how about you go first?" Kaia looked at Thomas.

"Obedience is worse than respect," Thomas replied, and walked slowly to the lakeside. Just then, a group of geese came by, and he improvised a couplet: "Four geese by the bridge."

"A whistle chases away the waves." The young man smiled.

"Catching geese to fill my stomach." Kaia blurted out.

"The geese have all returned home and have some sleep." Master Diluk said helplessly.

Is this a poem? This is just a joke!

"What a wonderful sentence, it will be a masterpiece for all ages!" Thomas praised it highly.

Master Diluk suddenly laughed out loud. Although it was far from the madness expected, it was the limit for Diluk.

【Kelly: Weird adult.】

[Bennett: Master Diluk's expression is about to collapse. ]

【Keqing: I can relate to you.】

Keqing's hair stood on end when she thought of her punishment. I'm afraid Brother Lin Ce's punishment wouldn't be much better.

In the live broadcast screen.

"Huh? Is it really that fun?" The young master was puzzled and asked, "Diluk is always so free and easy every time he plays with us."

"The three of us can only envy them."

"That's right, that's right," Thomas and Kaia agreed.

They didn't bear as much psychological burden as Diluk, and they performed with great devotion.

"The most enviable thing about Diluk is that he has a lot of luck with women." The young master's tone was full of yearning. "There are eight charming maids in the Dawn Winery. They are as beautiful as flowers and gentle and lovely."

Upon hearing this, Master Diluk's face was filled with sorrow, but he continued to force a smile. This subtle change in expression made him feel tortured.

"Oh, the woman on the long bridge, her back looks like a beauty." Thomas glanced at the stone bridge and found a woman sitting on the railing with a graceful figure, who looked like a beauty.

"Diluk, there is a beautiful woman over there on the long bridge, and she seems to be alone. Why don't you show us brothers how to pursue her, so that we singles can learn from her." Kaeya encouraged Diluk.

“Isn’t that a bad idea?” Diluk hesitated.

"You won't back down from a matter concerning the happiness of your three brothers, will you?" Thomas urged.

"In that case, how can I refuse!" Master Diluk said seriously.

[Chongyun: Attention everyone, Douzige in female costume is about to appear. Children please watch the show accompanied by their parents.]

【Xingqiu: Something terrible is happening.】

[Hutao: Famous scene is expected, @荒鳷一斗. ]

【Jiuqi Shinobu: It's embarrassing.】

【Kujo Sara: You deserve it, @Arakaki Ichito. 】

[Zhuo Ye: The glory of my ghost clan has been completely destroyed by you! @荒鳷一斗. ]

【Wendy: Poor Douzi. 】

[Barbara: Come on, Brother Douzi! ]

【Kamisato Ayaka: I'm afraid Ara Taki Ichito must be heartbroken. 】

......

In the live broadcast screen.

Diluk has walked close to Brother Dou Zi. A breeze blows by, and Brother Dou Zi's pink scarf falls.

Coincidentally, the scarf happened to fall on Diluk's face.

Master Diluk was suddenly in a dilemma, he needed to smell the scarf and show his intoxication.

Oh God, I might as well die!

Master Diluk had no tears to shed, because the owner of this scarf was Brother Dou Zi.

With no other options, Master Diluk could only do as he was told, and he even felt sick about it.

Then, Master Diluk approached Brother Douzi with a silk scarf.

"Sir, may I meet you?" Diluk bowed to Brother Douzi.

"Who are you?" Diluk called out, and Brother Douzi suddenly turned around.

Both of them were in tears. Brother Dou Zi picked his nose in women's clothing, and his image completely collapsed.

Even though he doesn't have a good image on weekdays.

When Master Diluk saw her face, he was so horrified that the scarf in his hand fell to the ground.

Master Diluk's surprised expression came from the heart, and Brother Douzi's women's clothing was really eye-catching.

I feel like the women’s clothing…is not as good as Kaia’s.

"What do you want from me, sir?"

"Uh, I just want to borrow