The Windless Sword of the Original God World

"How about serving tea to my mother? My mother gave me cappuccino." After saying this, the soldier was delighted and seemed to have the victory in his hands.

The soldier threw out two cards, leaving only four cards in his hand. "How about serving tea to my mother, my mother, and give me cappuccino." He said excitedly, "Show your might, blast it, blast it! Wonderful!"

The teammate played four sevens. The scattered soldiers looked at the landlord's cards and found that there were still 17 cards left, but they were not afraid. "Seventeen cards, you want to deceive me?! Dare to kill me in one second?! If the landlord defeats my Lei Dapao with 17 cards today, I! Will! Eat! This! Screen!!"

The soldier suddenly got excited and pointed at the landlord for comment. However, before he finished speaking, the landlord played five kings to suppress his teammates, and then played three nine thirty-three jacks with three single cards.

Seventeen cards were played in an instant. The soldier was dumbfounded, confused, and could not speak for a long time. He stood there in a daze, unable to move, as if he was frozen in place.

Half a cup of tea passed, and he coughed awkwardly a few times, sounding like "five three seven".

The live broadcast ends here.

[Kaia: Hi-Hop, @Scattered Soldiers, 17 cards, do you dare to challenge me?! Do you dare to deceive me?!]

[Diluk: I don’t have cappuccino, I only have dandelion wine. @Charles, pour a glass of dandelion wine for my nephew]

[Chongyun: Dapao is like a storyteller? It is interesting and makes people laugh]

[Xingqiu: @Sanbing, can give lectures at Heyu Teahouse]

[Arakaki Ichito: Has the cannon been frustrated? Why don't you talk to us? ]

[Scattered Soldiers: Roll]

The soldier uttered the three words with great effort. He was filled with indignation and looked at everyone like pigs and dogs. He wished he could take the heads of Kaizi Ge and others.

The system reminded the scattered soldiers, who were extremely anxious, and were immediately teleported to a virtual world.

In the modern house, Sanbing sat in front of the desk, playing Landlord in full swing. The lines suggested by the system had already appeared in his mind, and he slowly said: "You may not understand, but it is not easy to win 6 million Mora with 300,000 Mora."

The scattered soldiers imitated the video with exaggerated expressions. Life was hard, and Da Pao sighed helplessly, and had to obey the system and accept the punishment. "My life is worth it!" He was determined and devoted himself to the role.

"I often describe this kind of person with two words: gambling maniacs!" Sanbing was getting into the groove, and the taste was getting stronger, making people's noses tremble slightly. "It is often said that Chen Daozi won 30 million Moras with 200,000 Moras, and my Lei Dapao won 6 million with 300,000 Moras, which is not a big deal." Speaking of Lei Dapao, Sanbing looked a little embarrassed.

[Young Master: Hee, it’s hard to deal with Paoer]

The young master couldn't stop smiling.

[Kaia: Paoer, try harder, you are already into the role, very good! ]

【Chongyun: Brother Kaizi, can you please be more serious in your words? Great! Isn't that annoying? 】

[Diluk: His level of disgust is comparable to that of Douzige’s Taotao]

[Arakaki Ichito: ??? Well, that was a punishment, how can it be the same? ]

......

In the live broadcast screen.

The game of Landlord has begun.

"First, use a trick to defeat her. There's no need to rush to become the landlord. She has already lost this game." Sanbing said complacently, "Double it again. Haha, wait for wealth and honor."

The landlord also doubled his bet, but the soldier didn't take it seriously and showed the camera: "A straight plus two bombs, this card is extremely strong."

"If this K is a J, I will kill the opponent, but it is just imagination." The soldier felt helpless.

He has completely immersed himself in the role. At this moment, he has nothing to worry about and is ready to give it his all.

On the other side, the landlord took action.

"Six alone is stupid. I can play K." The landlord played six, and the scattered soldier cursed and responded with K. "Play two to suppress it, come quickly, mother! You don't even want K? Mother is too slow."

The soldier danced with joy and spoke excitedly. The landlord played two pieces, and the soldier played the king to suppress it. His teammates were still hesitating.

"Mother, you play cards very slowly. Can you be faster? Don't be so slow." The scattered soldier showed his impatience.

The teammate did not play any cards, the landlord played the king to suppress the scattered soldier, and the scattered soldier played four fours without hesitation, directly bombing it. Neither the teammate nor the landlord played any cards.

"Five, six, seven, eight, nine, and ten. Oops, I played the wrong card. It should have been two." Sanbing played a straight, and then regretted it.

There was still no movement from the teammates and the landlord.

"Hey, serve some good tea to my mother, and some cappuccino." The soldier was pleased to see that the landlord had not played a card to bet against him. He had few cards left, and victory was within reach, and he was inexplicably excited...

[Diluk: @Yaejinko, @Zhen, @Husai Palace, I present dandelion wine to the ladies]

[Yae Shenzi: Hee, Master Diluk really appreciates wine]

[Hu Zhai Palace: Dandelion wine is really good, @Diluke, thank you]

【True: It's really good. No wonder Barbatos often lingers in the Angel's Gift】

[Kaeya: @Scattered Soldier, why don’t you thank Uncle Diluk?]

[Bennett: Master Diluk is generous]

[Arakaki Ichito: @Diluke, give me a pot of dandelion wine too]

[Diluk: It doesn't matter. I can do anything except wine.]

......

In the live broadcast screen.

"Mother, the cappuccino is ready!" Two of the scattered soldiers were sent out, and there were only four cards left in his hand, and victory was within reach.

"When my mother showed off her skills, she came to bombard the show and hit the landlord. It was a great job, very good!" The scattered soldier looked at the landlord's cards and saw that he still had 17 cards left, so he urged his teammates.

The teammate played four sevens.

"With seventeen cards, the landlord can still bully me?! What if he can kill me in one second?! Today, the landlord defeated my Lei Dapao with seventeen cards, and I! Will! Eat! This! Screen!!" The scattered soldiers suddenly became excited, as if their blood was boiling.

He was fully engaged and indulged himself. After he finished speaking, the landlord played five kings to suppress his teammates. The landlord finally played a pair of three nines, thirty-three Js, and three single cards.

Seventeen cards were used up in an instant. The scattered soldiers looked confused, doubting their lives, and had nothing to say. The cannon stood there stupidly, frozen in time like a painting.

A Huang, a brave soldier under Brother Dou Zi, appears on the stage.

[A Huang: Hihaha, @荒鳷一斗, my Lord, I have been chosen. There are only two options left. Excluding the rice crust, the answer is only D, so I choose the Salt Demon Heulia. ]

【A Huang: @Thunder God, @Sanbing, the two venerables came to my rescue. I am very grateful. 】

Ah Huang was filled with joy.

[Warning: The answer is wrong. Akira must complete this demonstration video (special guest actors: Yuantai and Mamoru). ]

The system's voice resounded, Huang was shocked, and everyone else was in the same state.

Heulia is not the correct answer, the only remaining answer is C, which is also a piece of rice crust.

【Xiangling: I never expected it to be Guoba. How could this dog have such magical powers?】

[Kaia: This is ridiculous. Guoba is so stupid, how can he be offered sacrifice? ]

[Walnut: Could it be that Guoba is the body of a demon? ]

[Bennett: Is it a demon? Although it can breathe fire, it is still far from a demon.]

[Xiaogong: That's right, there is no such a foolish demon god. ]

......

In the question-and-answer group, everyone discussed Guoba's identity, and all felt that he had nothing to do with the devil, and some even suspected that it was a system error.

At this point, the demonstration video starts.

On the virtual stage, Akira, Yuanta, and Mamoru held microphones, dressed in trendy clothes, looking free and easy.

The giant screen behind has not yet lit up, waiting for the opportunity.

In an instant, passionate music sounded and the screen suddenly lit up.

The picture shows Brother Douzi strolling leisurely in Inazuma City with extraordinary demeanor.

[Kaia: What is this? ]

[Diluk: If you want to sing, then sing. Why do you want to reflect the image of Douzi? ]

[Arakaki Ichito: Hahahaha, I am so heroic and valiant, no one can compare to me. ]

[Xiao Palace: Brother Douzi, don't be happy. You still need to be cautious. ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Judging from this video, Douzi-kun is quite serious. ]

[Yae Shenzi: The reversal is bound to happen, wait and see, @荒鳷一斗. ]

......

In the demonstration video.

"Birthday is Children's Day~~~"

"The emperor's favorite white fur is combed every day~~~"

Ah Huang started singing.

In the painting, Araki Ichido is holding a comb and looking at his own reflection with pity for himself.

"If you want to find an opponent, wield the ice cream sword~~~"

"It is a disgrace to defeat the Kujo family Tengu~~~"

Yuanta continues singing, and the scene switches to Touzi-ge fighting against Kujo Sara and him falling to the ground after being defeated.

[Hu Tao: @Zhongli, you prefer white hair? ]

【Zhongli: No, no, don’t speak nonsense. 】

[Chongyun: It's rare to see Brother Douzi fighting General Jiujo. ]

【Xingqiu: Brother Douzi is too weak. General Jiujo will win easily.】

【Nine-pointed Sala: That’s all. If you talk too much, you will make mistakes.】

Kujo Sara taunted the group.

[Kamisato Ayaka: This punishment is full of malice. I am using the song to mock my master.]

【Wendy: Although it is a mockery, what you said sounds like the truth.】

[Arataki Yidou:? ? ? 】

[Arakaki Ichito: The reason she lost to Kujo Tengu that day was because she was not feeling well. Otherwise, she would have been defeated in three rounds.]

[Group leader Lin Ce: I almost believed it. ]

......

The demonstration video continues.

"If you follow Brother Douzi, you will have nothing to eat for three days and nine meals~~"

"If you have nothing to do, squat in front of the castle tower. I'll be waiting for you with a small stick~~"

Mamoru continues singing, and the scene shows them being chased by the Tenryo.

[Kaia: Hahahaha, I hang out with Brother Douzi and have nine meals a day without eating anything. How wonderful!]

[Arakaki Ichito: Is it that serious? At most, I'll just go hungry for a meal or two, right?]

Brother Douzi said this seriously.

"The Eye of the Rock God is often out of its normal state~~"

"There is endless fun in the world, and we can also gather in prison~~"

Ah Huang sang again, the lyrics were sharp and pointed directly at Brother Douzi.

"Daily work, three days off a day, enjoy leisure time~~"

"My stomach is empty, so I cut wood for money to fill my stomach~~"

Yuan Tai's words are also meant to be sarcastic.

[Diluk: Rest three times a day, @荒泷一斗, you are better at avoiding work than Kaeya. ]

【Kaia: I admit defeat.】

【Chongyun: No wonder I have nothing to eat for three days and nine meals when I hang out with Brother Douzi.】

【Xingqiu: No, Brother Douzi is the leader of the Huanglong faction, why does he need to work?】

[Hu Tao: What can four vagrants do? @Xingqiu]

【Xingqiu: Indeed.】

[Barbara: At least Douzi and his gang don’t steal or rob, so they are still good citizens.]

[Bennett: @Shota, Shota sighs repeatedly. ]

......

"I love catching ghost beetles, and my footprints are all over the mountains and fields~~"

"The rice wife wanderer, the elegant philosophy is hidden in it~~~"

A Shou's words are sarcastic and sharp.

The gifted material of the vagrants turned out to be elegant philosophy, and the plan contained implicit sarcasm.

"Laugh all day long, and your luck will be good~~"

"I confidently found treasures in the dungeon, all of them are armor sets~~"

Ah Huang continued singing.

"I've been around the secret realm for ten times, and my head is dizzy~~"

"Finally the puzzle was solved, but I fell into the gap of the stairs~~"

After Ah Huang finished singing, Yuantai took over.

"Claiming to be invincible, eating a bowl of rice, shedding tears~~"

"He looks irritable, but he's gentle inside~~~"

Finally, the three of them sang together.

The chorus is over and the demonstration video ends.

[Bennett: This song is a complete mockery of Douzige, and it is hilarious.]

[Kaia: What does Azazel mean? ]

[Maple Leaves: Tenderness in Inazuma’s Language. ]

[Hu Tao: I didn’t realize Dou Zi’s tenderness, hahaha.]

[Arakaki Ichito: Damn it, my image of being wise and brave has been ruined by this song.]

[Xiao Palace: What is the image of the Salted Fish King who works once every three days? ]

【Chongyun: With daily salary, Douzi is cynical. 】

Douzi brother was

His heart felt like it was being stabbed with needles.

The one being punished was not him, but

[Hint: Akira should quickly execute the punishment. Do the two supporting actors Yuanta and A Shou agree to assist? ]

【Yuan Tai: Same