The Windless Sword of the Original God World

Chapter 95: Zhongli's Secret of Immortality

"Captain Beidou and Lin Ce dared to insult the Thunder God. How should we deal with them?"

She turned to Miss Ying for advice.

"I only obey the orders of Thunder God!"

The shogunate soldiers and the shrine officials all half-knelt and asked Miss Ying for instructions.

"You are the God of Thunder!"

Lin Ce and Bei Dou were horrified.

"snort!"

At this moment, Miss Ying raised the corner of her mouth slightly, revealing a strange smile.

The video presentation ends here.

In the Q&A group:

【Wendy: Oh, I was quite excited at first, but what's with that weird smile?】

[Hu Tao: Crooked Mouth Thunder God]

[Zhongli: @Thunder God, children’s words are innocent, don’t take them to heart]

Master Zhongli, the old father, is worried about Master Hu.

【Thor: No problem】

[Yae Miko: I thought it was Captain Beidou's social death, but I didn't expect it to be you, @雷神]

[Maple Leaf: The big sister has escaped]

[Zaoyou: I am still the most comfortable, relaxed the whole time, hehehe]

[Kamisato Ayaka: This demonstration made me feel quite embarrassed, full of chuunibyou spirit]

[Arata Ichito: Isn't it very interesting? ]

[Fischl: Yes, I really like this video.]

[Chongyun: Haha, these two are in the late stage of middle school]

......

Soon, the system began to urge.

[Hint: Beidou's quick punishment]

[Hint: Do the special guests Lin Ce, Lei Shen, Kujo Sara, Kamisato Ayaka, Zao Yu, and Toma agree to cooperate in completing the punishment? ]

【Lin Ce: Agree】

【Thor: Agree】

【Kujo Sara: Agree】

【Zaoyou: Agree】

......

After everyone agreed, they were teleported into a virtual situation.

Inside a virtual gorgeous manor.

Lin Ce, Beidou and Miss Ying are already in place.

Miss Ying changed into the maid's clothes. It was her first time wearing them and she felt quite shy.

"The Lin family is blessed by the Thunder God. On Master Lin Ce's birthday, all the powerful people in Inazuma came to offer gifts."

Lin Ce and Bei Dou quickly got into the role, chatting and laughing, and behaving intimately.

Miss Ying was not so happy, she was busy with housework with a broom in hand.

Promoted from cook to full-time maid.

[Yae Shenzi: @Thunder God, my friend is usually spoiled, so it’s really hard for her to do housework]

[Hu Tao: Spoiled? Not really. That damn place, Yixin Pure Land, is worse than Wuwangpo.]

[Wendy: Anyway, I would rather die than stay in Yixin Pure Land for a hundred years]

【Chongyun: Me too】

[Xingqiu: This is to temper one's will, to exhaust one's muscles and bones, and to starve one's body]

[Bennett: You are talking about the people at the bottom of the Inazuma class, right?]

[Keqing: I think so too]

......

On the live screen:

"The magistrate of the Kamisato family, Miss Ayaka is here!"

Thomas's loud voice announced.

He and Sayayu accompanied Kamisato Ayaka into the manor.

"Hello, Miss!"

Lin Ce smiled happily upon hearing this, and then he scolded Miss Ying: "You are so ignorant, why don't you go and greet the guests? Do you want me to divorce you?!"

Beidou glanced at Ying a few times, his eyes full of contempt.

She also got into the role and portrayed her sarcastic character to the fullest.

“Welcome, Miss.”

Ying stepped forward and said to Kamisato Ayaka.

Life is not easy, the homegirl sighs.

"grown ups..."

Kamisato Ayaka was a little nervous, even though she was acting.

Fortunately, she quickly calmed down, immersed herself in the role, and prepared to salute Miss Ying.

"Keep it a secret. Don't reveal my true identity."

Ying gave Kamisato Ayaka a wink.

Hearing this, Kamisato Ayaka obeyed obediently and waved her hand to signal Thomas to salute.

“The priceless thousand-year-old ginseng.”

Thomas also got into character.

"You are so polite, Miss."

Lin Ce was overjoyed. After exchanging a few words with Kamisato Ayaka, he invited her in.

"General Kujo Sara has arrived!"

Soon, a deep voice was heard and Kujo Sara arrived.

Behind him was a group of shogunate soldiers, marching in a mighty force.

Kujo Sara has a blank expression on her face and exudes a murderous aura; this role suits her very well.

"General Kujo Sara!"

Beidou saw this and said respectfully.

"Master Lin Ce, the Imperial Palace ordered me to deliver an order of 10 billion Mora to celebrate your birthday!"

Kujo Sara ignored Beidou and handed over a stack of paper contracts.

“It’s actually a 10 billion order!”

Lin Ce was full of pride and said, "It will be only a matter of time before our Lin family becomes an aristocratic family."

Then, he suddenly turned to the shadow girl behind him and said, "Baalzebub, from today on, you will be expelled from my Lin family. I will divorce you!"

"Why?"

Miss Ying also began to get into the play. Since she couldn't resist, she decided to immerse herself in it and satisfy her acting addiction.

There was confusion and grievance on her delicate face.

"You disappeared for three years and became a stay-at-home girl when you came back. Now in my Lin family, you are not even worthy of being a maid."

Lin Ce said mercilessly.

[Bennett: How dare you disrespect the god of thunder, @group leader Lin Ce, rat is juice]

[Kaeya: Hahahaha, the three-year agreement has come to an end, please return to your throne, Thunder God! ]

[Diluk: I feel uncomfortable if I don’t watch this demonstration video for a day, and I feel even more uncomfortable if I watch it]

[Hutao: As expected of Master Diluk, this is a brilliant statement.]

[Maple Leaf: One word, wonderful! ]

[Eula: Watching the live broadcast while taking an ice bath, so relaxing]

[Chongyun: @Youla, be careful of Albedo]

[Albedo:? ? ? 】

......

"My marriage with Master Lin Ce is the strongest marriage."

Beidou walked closer to Lin Ce and buried his head in his arms.

The two are deeply in love.

Beidou was still shy inside, after all, there were so many people around.

“Sign it.”

Lin Ce threw the divorce letter on the table and said harshly to Miss Ying: "Sign it and leave the Lin family."

“Don’t regret it!”

As soon as Lin Ce finished speaking, Miss Ying picked up the divorce letter, no longer able to endure, and uttered harsh words.

“You don’t know what’s good for you.”

Kamisato Ayaka also got into the role, throwing away the Millennium Ginseng King, and said in a cold tone: "The Millennium Ginseng King is better fed to the dogs!"

"If you dare to insult the Thunder God, the contract will be voided immediately!"

Kujo Sara also tore the contract into pieces.

"I'm afraid you have misunderstood. Baalzebub is just my wife. How could she be Lord Thundergod?"

Lin Ce looked shocked.

"hehe."

Jiujo Sara snorted arrogantly, knelt down, and said respectfully to Miss Ying: "The three-year agreement has expired, please return to your position, Lord Thunder God!"

"Captain Beidou and Lin Ce humiliated Lei Shen. How should we deal with them?"

She asked Miss Ying for advice again.

"I only obey the orders of Thunder God!"

Shogunate soldiers and shrines

She clenched her teeth, curled her lips slightly, and glanced at Lin Ce and Bei Dou out of the corner of her eyes, with a hint of contempt in her expression.

[Hint: The rewards have been determined. Lin Ce, Beidou, Kamisato Ayaka, Kujo Sara, Zaoyou, and Toma each have a chance to draw a prize. ]

The voice of the system resounded, and everyone was teleported back to the starting point.

Question and answer group.

[Yaejinko: @Thunder God, I have taken a screenshot, no need to thank me. ]

[Bennett: It can be seen that Thor has not yet fully adapted to this identity. ]

[Kaeya: From now on, Thor's crooked smile emoticon will be everywhere in the Q&A group. ]

[Hu Tao: @Zhongli, Old Zhong, how about you also smile crookedly? You can be called the Crooked Mouth Rock God or the Crooked Mouth Emperor.]

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Master Hu, you are going too far. You are so disrespectful to the Emperor.]

【Zhongli: It’s alright, @Liuyunjifeng Zhenjun. 】

【Zhongli: @Hutao, Master Hu, I refuse. 】

[Wendy: Master Hu 06, I can show you a crooked smile as long as you increase my endorsement fee.]

Wendy said that as long as there is enough money, he can do a crooked smile, a sideways smile, or a smile with his hands covering his mouth, but the prerequisite is that Walnut needs to increase his endorsement fee.

[Hint: Continue the quick answer, count down for 60 breaths.]

【Hint: Zhongli successfully answered the question. 】

【Wendy: The old man’s speed is commendable.】

[Zhongli: Not bad, I choose C girl. ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: I also think C is the correct answer. Perhaps Miko and General Kujo don't know where the Evil Eye Workshop is? ]

【Xingqiu: Congratulations in advance to Mr. Zhongli.】

[Hu Tao: Congratulations, @Zhongli. ]

Everyone thought C was the correct answer, but the next moment, everyone was slapped in the face.

[Hint: If the answer is wrong, Zhongli needs to show the video content (special guests: Ying, Ningguang, Keqing, Shenhe). ]

The system voice sounded, and Zhong Li was startled.

The special guests are all women, which always feels a bit inappropriate.

Immediately, the demonstration video starts playing.

The scene is set on the streets of Liyue, where Yingmei is interviewing passers-by with a microphone.

At this moment, Zhongli walked past Yingmei.

"Emperor, I heard that you have lived for more than 6,000 years. What is the secret of longevity?"

As soon as she saw Zhongli, Yingmei couldn't wait to step forward and ask.

"There is no secret book, but there are a few mantras." Zhongli said in a serious tone.

"The formula? Can you show it to us?" Yingmei asked curiously.

"Of course you can." Zhongli nodded in agreement.

"If you want to be healthy and live longer, you should smoke, drink, eat fatty meat, go to bed late and get up late, don't exercise, and socialize more with the opposite sex!" Zhongli said seriously.

【elf:???】

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng:? ? ? 】

【Grandma Ping: ???】

[Xiaoyue Zhuyang Zhenjun: ??? ?]

[Lishan Dieshui Zhenjun: ??? ?]

【walnut:? ? ? 】

All the immortals and Hu Tao asked questions in the Q&A group.

[Kaeya: Hahahaha, this is so interesting, @Zhongli, I didn't expect you to be such a rock god. ]

[Bennett: If you want to be healthy and live longer, you smoke, drink, eat fatty meat, go to bed late, get up late, don't exercise, and socialize with the opposite sex more often. How cunning!]

[Maple Leaves: Quite rhythmic.]

[Wendy: I ​​don’t know if smoking or eating fatty meat can help you live longer, but I can testify to that.]

【Durav: It’s hard not to agree.】

【Rosalia: It’s hard not to support. 】

......

Showing video.

"How many cigarettes do you smoke and how many bottles of wine do you drink every day, Your Majesty?"

Yingmei continued to ask questions.

"Two packs of cigarettes and two bottles of wine a day." Zhongli held up two fingers, very seriously.

"Two packs of cigarettes and two bottles of wine a day?! This lifestyle is really unhealthy. Is there no one to discipline you?" Yingmei frowned.

"The person who was in charge of me is no longer here!" Zhongli blurted out, and the show effect exploded instantly.

[Arataki Ichito: Oh, I am dying of laughter, hahahaha. ]

[Diluk: Mr. Zhongli is worthy of being the oldest among the Seven Gods. He is quite interesting.]

[Hu Tao: @Zhongli, hurry up and start your performance

【Guizhong: @Zhongli, hurry up. 】

【Zhongli: Uh...】

Zhongli felt depressed. Everyone was watching with great interest, but he was speechless.

Is this provoking trouble? At this moment, he really wanted to shout out, do you understand my pain? No, you don't understand, you only care about yourselves!

"Now I must look at beautiful women every day, for no other reason than to make myself feel good."

Zhongli was talking while Keqing, Ningguang and Shenhe walked by side by side. He immediately turned around and stared at their graceful backs, turning into a lustful ghost.

This concludes the video presentation.

【Wendy: @Zhongli, the old man's image collapsed instantly.】

【Diluke: Mr. Zhongli can't escape social death either.】

[Kaeya: Hahaha, I'm really looking forward to making fun of Mr. Zhongli.]

【Hu Tao: Me too.】

【Thomas: I agree.】

[Xiao Palace: It’s interesting just thinking about it, @Zhongli. ]

[Tip: Please complete the punishment as soon as possible, Zhongli. ]

[Hint: Do the four guests Ying, Ningguang, Shenhe, and Keqing agree to cooperate in completing the punishment? ]

【Ningguang: I agree.】

【Keqing: I agree.】

【Ying: I agree.】

【Shen He: I agree.】

The voice of the system sounded, Ningguang, Keqing, Ying, and Shenhe all accepted Zhongli's invitation, and everyone was teleported to a virtual scene by the system.

With a microphone in her hand, Yingmei instantly got into character.

Seeing Zhongli approaching, she smiled happily and said to the live camera: "Dear friends watching the live broadcast, I met the Emperor. Let me interview him."

After saying that, Yingmei took the microphone and began to interview Zhongli.

"Emperor, I heard that you have lived for more than 6,000 years. What's the secret of your longevity?" Yingmei was full of curiosity.

She is energetic, smart and cute.

"There is no secret method, but there are a few mantras." Zhongli suppressed his embarrassment and said with a forced smile.

"The formula? Can you tell me one or two?" Yingmei blinked her big eyes, full of anticipation.

"Of course you can." Zhongli sighed.