The Windless Sword of the Original God World

[Yunjin: It is true, @Hutao]

[Yae Shenzi: @Sugar, please be gentler after a while. How can my nephew Da Paoer bear such humiliation?]

[Arakaki Ichito: @Yae Shenzi, you cunning woman, you are clearly laughing with great joy]

[Chongyun: Haha, it’s really extraordinary, @八重神子]

......

Live broadcast in the painting world.

Sandang was full of courage. He stood up from his seat and without saying anything, he suddenly hit Sanbing on the cheek with his palm, then grabbed his head and slammed it against the seat.

The scattered soldiers were filled with humiliation. They had never suffered such humiliation before, even though it was just a punishment.

The young master wanted to taunt the scattered soldiers, but when he thought that he would be punished later, his mood suddenly turned cold.

You also need to imitate the sound of a dog barking.

Compared with the scattered soldiers, his situation was not much different.

"As an alchemist, it is only natural for me to wear gold-rimmed glasses, and they look great. Why do you have to target me?"

After all, Sandang was gentle and kind, and did not force Dapaoer into a desperate situation. If Hutao and Shenhe were here, Dapao would probably be covered in wounds.

"Please help me...Brother."

The scattered soldiers asked for help from the young master beside them.

I have to call this person brother, and my heart is filled with turmoil and I feel helpless.

The young master sighed secretly, thinking that this time it was his turn to be embarrassed.

He stared directly at Sugar with a fierce look on his face, and shouted loudly: "Woo woo~~Woof~~Woof woof!"

[Thomas: To be honest, you have learned the barking of a dog very well, it has a lot of the rhythm of Taromaru]

[Arata Ichito: What kind of Taromaru is this? Hahahaha, @Thoma, Xiao Ma is also quite talented]

[Wulang: As a member of the dog tribe, I give you full marks for imitating a dog’s barking.]

[Chongyun: I wonder if the toy dealer will be happy or sad when he sees this? ]

【Xingqiu: Maybe it’s both?】

Live broadcast in the painting world.

"Help? A thug?"

Sandang held the young master's head again, and both of them slammed their heads against the seat at the same time, "Dragon shape? Tiger shape?"

The virtual passengers in the carriage turned into spectators, watching in silence, and no one lent a hand to help the scattered soldiers and the young master escape.

[Hint: The punishment is completed, Prince and Sugar each get a chance to draw lots]

Finally the punishment was over, and the Scattered Soldiers, Prince, and Sugar were teleported back by the system.

[Reminder: The Q&A continues, and the lucky audience will be randomly selected]

[Reminder: The draw is complete, the lucky audience is Thor]

[Hint: Please answer within the time limit. If you fail to answer within the time limit, you will be punished.]

The second subject appeared, and it was Miss Ying.

She has been feeling restless lately, and her commitment to eternity has begun to waver.

The previous live Q&A session had already revealed the clues, but she refused to believe it.

Unexpectedly, Ying gathered the power of everyone's wishes and burst out with such a powerful force that defeated her.

Although Ying did not fight with all her strength, she was defeated and she would not make excuses for her failure.

Now she herself is undecided about whether to continue the Eye Hunting Order.

What troubled her most was that, except for Kujo Sara, Kitsusaigumi, Shin, and Yae Kamiko all advised her to abolish the Eye Hunting Order.

[Yae Shenzi: First it was the cannon, now it’s the mother’s turn, right? @雷神]

[Kaia: A family must share hardships together]

[Bennett: @Group Master Lin Ce, then the next one is the group master]

[Group leader Lin Ce: @Bennett, maybe it was the bad woman Yaemiyaji, she is Dapao's aunt]

[Walnut: It’s not impossible]

[Diluk: Why don't you give Lei Shen some advice? @Everyone]

[Young Master: Anyway, it’s not me, @Doctor, it should be him]

The young master put the blame on the doctor.

【Thor: I choose D】

The innocent girl Ying really chose D.

Among the Fatui executive officers, she only knew about the Lady, the Young Master, and the Skirmisher, and she knew about the other executive officers from other people.

Rumor has it that an executive officer named Doctor has a bad reputation and once conducted cruel human experiments on children in Mondstadt.

He is keen on studying all kinds of strange things. Perhaps the monsters in Juelu Yinyangliao were indeed released by him.

Or maybe he is delving into the secrets of Shikigami.

[Hint: If you answer incorrectly, you will be punished by Thor showing video (special guests: Ms., Scatterer)]

As soon as the system finished speaking, the Q&A group was instantly in an uproar.

[Kaeya: Damn, @scattered soldier, it’s you again, hahaha]

[Diluk: @Madam, and Madam, it was Young Master before, could it be that today’s live Q&A is for Fatui’s executive officers only?]

[Xingqiu: Add more scenes. I love to see the Fatui executive make a fool of himself.]

[Arakaki Ichito: @Sir, toy dealer, can you imitate a dog's bark again? 】

[Kumi: Taromaru would be amazed at how professional he is]

[Xiao Palace: Hahaha, @Hutao, you stole the spotlight]

[Barbara: The few seconds when you learned to bark like a dog will take a lifetime to heal]

Everyone suddenly rushed up to tease the young master, who looked confused.

Soon, the demonstration video began playing.

In a modern school, Sanbing was sitting in his seat talking with a lady when suddenly the classroom radio sounded.

"Attention, please pay attention, class six, grade three, Raiden Kunibeng-san, Raiden Kunibeng-san."

The broadcast echoed throughout the campus, "Your mother sent you two cans of Wangzai cheese."

The camera turned to Ying, who was seen holding two cans of Wangzai cheese, waiting outside the school gate for Dapaoer.

"Wow, your mother loves you so much."

The lady spoke to the soldier in a delicate tone.

In the Q&A group.

[Bennett: Damn, what kind of a ghost video is this? ]

[Kaiya: Wangzai yogurt or Wangzai yogurt? ]

[Diluk: It should be Forgotten Cheese, after all, Thundergod once abandoned the cannon]

[Yae Shenzi: Hahaha, forget the cheese, @Kaiya, Brother Kaizi is really talented]

【Xiao Palace: Female

During the live broadcast of Jianghu, the pressure was like a mountain, weighing on the woman's heart.

Her face was slightly hot and her cheeks were tinged with red. She was forced to speak softly in front of everyone, which was more embarrassing than Wuxiang Yidao who was facing the wrath of thunder.

The soldier's mouth was tense and he had no smile at all. His situation was not much different from the woman's.

"Oh, my dear Guobeng, your mother really loves you very much."

Finally, the woman succumbed to the pressure and whispered to the stragglers in a pretentious voice.

Martial arts Q&A group.

【Young Master: @Girl, can you please speak to me honestly? 】

[Kaia: @scattered soldiers, haha, even Dapaoer got goosebumps after hearing this]

[Diluk: I am so scared that I am shaking all over]

[Walnut: The woman’s voice is as horrifying as a nightmare]

[Yae Shenzi: I want to hear your sweet voice, @Thunder God]

[Chongyun: The Eightfold Palace Master, your courage is commendable]

[Xingqiu: This vicious woman is not afraid of Lei Shen's sword]

Just at this moment, as the woman finished her words, an extremely embarrassing background music suddenly started.

"Mom, Mom, I love you so much."

San Bing tried his best to suppress his inner embarrassment and escaped from the classroom. The live broadcast system even added a special effect of him crying.

Ying stood in the corridor outside the classroom, waiting for the scattered soldiers to return. Both of them were extremely embarrassed at the moment.

"Baby, this is your favorite Wanzai cheese!"

Ying handed over the two cans of Wangzai cheese in his hand and gave them to Sanbing with a forced friendly smile.

The soldier took the cheese silently. Although he was reluctant, he responded helplessly: "Mother, I love you!"

What made him even more miserable was that he had to pretend to be cheerful.

[Reminder: The punishment is over, the soldiers and women will each have a chance to draw a lottery]

The system's voice sounded, and the brief and awkward punishment came to an end. The woman, the scattered soldiers, and the shadow returned to their respective positions.

Martial arts Q&A group.

[Kaiya: A loving mother and a filial son, what a heartwarming picture]

[Yae Goddess: @Thunder God, the great mother figure]

[Hu Zhai Palace: @Sanbing, @Thor, I was so moved that I shed tears]

【True: Me too】

[Bennett: I can't tell whether they are being sarcastic or expressing their true feelings, I don't know whether to laugh or cry]

[Hu Tao: I believe it, whether you believe it or not]

[Xiangling: @Yunjin, I suggest creating a play with the theme of Dapao looking for his mother]

[Yun Jin: I’m already writing it, please stay tuned]

Everyone enjoyed joking about it.

[Reminder: The Q&A continues, and lucky audience members will be randomly selected]

[Reminder: The draw is complete, the lucky audience is Xiangling]

[Hint: Xiangling needs to answer the question within the time limit, and will be punished if she exceeds the time limit]

The last person to be punished was none other than Liyue’s cook, Miss Xiangling.

[Xiangling: I choose Mr. A]

Xiangling chose Mr. A, not because of her confidence, but because she was more familiar with him.

[Hint: If you answer correctly, Xiangling will be rewarded with the "Flavor Reviving Knife" (Effect: can restore the freshness of ingredients that have lost their umami flavor)]

Xiangling showed excitement. The reward from this knife was almost incredible. It could bring back new life to tasteless ingredients.

For chefs, it is like divine help.

Xiangling was very satisfied with the reward.

Martial arts Q&A group.

[Master:? ? ? 】

The young master was surprised that the answer was actually him.

[Kaia: @Prince, what else do you have to say now? ]

[Yae Shenzi: @Young Master, the toy merchant, you are so brave that you dare to cause trouble in Inazuma]

[Bennett: It harmed the scattered soldiers and the Thunder God, hahahaha]

[Young Master: It’s unfair. I went to Inazuma to capture stragglers at most, I wouldn’t do anything wrong.]

[Chongyun: Even dogs won’t believe your words now, @Gongzi]

[Hu Tao: The young master may seem simple and honest, but he is actually quite cunning. He is really playing the pig and eating the tiger.]

The toy merchant had no way of defending himself, and no one believed him anymore.

The video screen started again, and Ying, Xin Yan, General Shi and Paimon stepped into the Yin Yang Sutra Temple together.

"I heard footsteps just now, and I was wondering who dared to enter such a dangerous place."

As soon as they stepped into the secret realm, a figure familiar to Paimeng and Ying appeared.

"It's you!"

Paimeng was surprised to see the young master.

"I didn't expect it...Haha, when I heard your voice, I understood..."

Seeing Ying and Paimeng, the young master laughed and said, "It's been a long time since we last met, traveler. You are now braver."

"Why are you here? Did you create this secret place?"

Paimon questioned the young master.

"What? Sir?"

Xin Yan frowned when he heard this, as he seemed to have heard the young master's name somewhere before.

Later, in order to prevent Xin Yan from knowing that Young Master was an executive, Paimon fabricated a story that Young Master was a ranger from Mondstadt.

"So you are from Mondstadt. Hello, I am Xinyan. People from Liyue like rock music."

Xin Yan was deceived by Paimeng and Gongzi.

[Bennett: Hahaha, Xin Yan was deceived badly]

[Xiangling: With Xin Yan's fiery personality, knowing that Young Master had released the Whirlpool Demon God Osel, she would confront Young Master on the spot.]

[Xin Yan: Of course, @公子, don’t let me meet you in Inazuma]

[Young Master: It’s unfair. That’s a development that has not been spoiled. I am an upright person.]

[Diluk: @Young Master, I almost believed it]

[Chongyun: You can deceive yourself, but you can’t deceive your friends in the group, @公子]

 …

In the image screen.

“Are you here for adventure too?”

The young master said to Xin Yan: "I just stumbled into this place and am curious about the secrets. Seeking the truth is the nature of a ranger. Can I join you? In return, I will provide help."

“I’m a good fighter.”

The young master boasted about himself lightly.

"Traveler, what do you think?"

Xin Yan asked Ying for her opinion.

"..."

Ying remained silent.

"You won't abandon me, will you? No, traveler, you know my strength!"

The young master tried every means to persuade her.