The Windless Sword of the Original God World

[Maple Leaf: @Beidou, Big Sister, your collaboration with the intelligent being Ningguang seems to have exceeded my expectations]

[Beidou: With her? Humph, it’s just mutual benefit and symbiosis.]

[Ningguang: Captain Beidou, @Beidou, I have always regarded you as a strategic partner]

[Arata Ichito: That's right. How can we share an interstellar journey if we don't have a good relationship? Captain Beidou is too conservative.]

[Young Master: Paimon is still that shitty AI, habitually eating in the StarCraft cafeteria, hehe]

[Paimeng: @Sir, you are a machinery salesman, you are despicable]

[Ye Lan: No one answered? Then I won’t be polite, choose B, Wind Guardian Zhongli]

[Hu Tao: Oh my god, everyone is so decisive now? ]

Ye Lan suddenly chose B, thinking that Zhongli was the most likely answer.

However, in an instant, the virtual reality system responded harshly.

[Hint: Ye Lan answered incorrectly, here is a simulated demonstration video (special guests: Xingqiu, Diluk, Hu Tao, Xiao Gong, Klee, Xiao)]

The system's mechanical sound rang out.

In an instant, everyone was teleported to the virtual Interstellar Rock Teahouse.

Master Diluk, Hutao, Xiao Gong, and Klee's session will come later, and they will be on standby in the virtual lounge.

Inside the Yan Teahouse, Xiao was wearing goggles, with a virtual cigar in his mouth, sitting in the main seat like the leader of an interstellar gang, with Xingqiu sitting on his right.

Ye Lan stood in front of them, holding a holographic image in her hand. The person in the image was Xingqiu, and the blank space on the upper left was labeled "Liyue Water Elemental Controller".

“Is that you in this image?”

Xiao took a puff of the cigar indifferently, even though it was simulated and he would not feel the real stimulation of the smoke.

"it's me!"

Ye Lan said firmly.

"is it?"

Xiao's tone was as cold as ever.

"Well, I was quite thin back then."

Ye Lan looked at the image and said seriously.

Question and answer group.

[Yan Fei: Uh... this is obviously referring to Qiu Weilan]

[Chongyun: The wise man's words are indeed unique]

[Arakaki Ichito: @Ye Lan, I am not well educated, don't lie to me, this person is obviously from Qiu Qiu]

[Kyuki Shinobu: At first glance, they do look somewhat similar, but that’s all.]

[Bennett: Xingqiu is even more refined than Sister Yelan]

[Hu Tao: After all, she is the second daughter of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce.]

【Keqing: Even I feel inferior to Xingqiu when I see him】

[Young Master: @Chongyun, Yunzai, Qiuqiu is actually a nice person too]

[Chongyun: Back off, back off.gif, get out of here, machine salesman, I’m a hardcore straight man]

......

During the live broadcast, Xiao's expression suddenly changed, with a frightening light flashing in his eyes: "This is not you!"

"You said he is not me?"

Yelan responded fearlessly.

"No."

Xiao answered succinctly.

"I said he's not me either!"

Ye Lan suddenly threw the image onto the virtual table on Xiao's right.

"This is not me at all!"

"what happened?"

Xiao took another puff of his virtual cigar.

"I want to know what's going on, too."

Ye Lan's momentum was no less than Xiao's. "It's normal for me to get a new image with the 2.7 version update, right? I asked Albedo to make a hologram, and this is what he gave me."

“I said this isn’t me.”

Ye Lan said excitedly: "He said this is you."

"Albedo also asked me how I grew taller and how my chest muscles became so exaggerated."

Ye Lan spread her hands, expressing her helplessness: "I have no choice but to use this image."

Question and answer group.

[Albedo:? ? ? 】

[Arataki Ichito: It’s really exaggerated]

[Jiu Qi Ren: @黄杷一多, boss, please pay attention to your words]

[Diluk: There is something wrong with Albedo's visual module. He can even recognize this kind of mistake.]

[Albedo: Simulation display, don’t take it seriously]

[Kaia: He has poor vision, but he can recognize exaggerated muscles. He has good vision but he can recognize the wrong person.]

[Xiaogong: But seriously, Mr. Albedo’s image generation technology is first-rate]

[Klee: Brother Albedo is a genius! ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: The avatars of the Five Songs were all designed by Mr. Albedo]

......

"Oh I got it."

Xiao remained indifferent.

"Oh what? Lord Xiao, this... this is obviously me!"

Xingqiu suddenly spoke up, picking up the image: "I am the wind elemental guardian of Liyue."

"is it?"

Xiao asked calmly.

"Ah."

Xingqiu nodded, "I was at Musk Reef that day, and was nearly cut in half by a few flame energy entities."

Before Xingqiu finished speaking, the scene suddenly changed and Master Diluk, Xiao Gong, Hu Tao and Klee entered the scene.

Xingqiu was seen being grabbed by Hutao and Xiaogong's hands and feet respectively. Master Diluk aimed his energy gun at Xingqiu's waist, while Klee held a simulated bomb and aimed at the same position.

Xingqiu looked helpless and kept shouting "Help!"

Afterwards, the virtual reality system switched the scene, and the live broadcast returned to the Yan Tea House. Master Diluk, Klee, Xiao Gong, and Hu Tao were teleported back to the lounge.

"Thanks to meeting Ye Lan at that time, I was able to escape. I thought, why not let her pretend to be the guardian of the wind element, so that I can have a few days' rest. Those flame energy entities ask me to provide wind energy every day, and I have really exhausted it."

Xingqiu suddenly took out a box of medicine with "Energy Supplement" written on it. There was an image of Master Zhong on the cover, and a line of advertising slogan: After taking it, you will be as indestructible as the Emperor.

"If I didn't have this energy supplement, I would have met the Rock King by now."

Xingqiu said to Xiao.

[Reminder: The punishment is completed. Xingqiu, Xiao, Diluk, Klee, Hu Tao, and Xiao Gong each get a chance to draw a lottery]

The virtual reality system's voice sounded, followed by a new simulated image.

In "Angel's Gift".

“Zhong... Zhongli?”

Paimon was surprised to see Master Zhong in "Angel's Gift".

"Long time no see, how are you doing?"

Master Zhong greeted Paimon and Ying politely.

"That's not right, Zhongli, why are you here?"

Paimon wondered.

"Since we are traveling across the stars, we shouldn't just focus on Liyue. Mondstadt, the Kingdom of Wind, is a free place, so it's naturally a good place to go."

Master Zhong said slowly: "It is a pleasant surprise to meet you here."

Afterwards, Yingmei prepared a cup of "Yanxia Bifei" for Master Zhong.

Question and answer group.

[Wendy: Oh my god, the old man is so romantic. If you come to Mondstadt, you should come to "Angel's Gift"]

[Arakaki Ichito: Mr. Zhongli, you seem to be quite content as the advisor of the Wangsheng Hall. Is this a paid vacation? ]

[Hutao: @荒泷一斗, paid vacation? Old Zhong is overthinking, I don’t have this treatment]

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