The Windless Sword of the Original God World

[Kole: Fortunately, I have Master Tinari with me.]

[Dolly: Oh no, I still have business to deal with. Every minute and every second is worth tens of thousands of credits.]

[Nilu: I hope it will end soon...]

Cole, Nilu, and Dolly seemed a little uneasy, but Tinari seemed exceptionally calm.

Immediately afterwards, they and the Oasis Guardian AI were teleported by the system to a virtual environment, which was the rebuilt Xumi City.

Question and answer group.

[Amber: Wow, Cole, you've grown so big]

Although Amber and Cole often communicate through data packets, they do not have a visual transmission device, so Amber's memory of Cole's current appearance still remains stuck in a few years ago.

Now Kelai is obviously much taller and has grown into a graceful young woman. He is no longer the childish boy he used to be.

[Diluk: Time flies]

[Kaia: Haha, I almost didn’t recognize you]

[Chongyun: Who is this elegant woman with red hair and white clothes? ]

[Hu Tao: @Chongyun, don’t talk nonsense in the group]

Barbara: It is indeed very charming.

[Hosseini: This beautiful lady with red hair and white clothes is Miss Nilu from Xumi]

[Paimon: Looks like she's good at dancing]

[Group leader Lin Shenghua: Can you see this? @Paimeng]

..

Weird background music sounded in the live broadcast.

"Cold~~~~"

"Alas~~~~ I regret it~~"

"~~~~~~"

Oasis Guardian AI speaks out.

Its sound has a sense of otherworldliness, but even so, it still seems extremely funny when paired with the weird background music.

Dolly, Cole, Tinari and Nilu danced to the rhythm on both sides of the Oasis Guardian AI.

They placed their hands horizontally in the middle of their necks and swayed their heads from side to side, similar to some kind of folk dance.

"What a cold winter day~~"

"What a cold winter day~~"

"What a cold winter day~~"

"Da da da~~"

The Oasis Guardian AI sang helplessly, the lyrics were just too funny.

"How cold it is~~"

"I'm playing with sand in Xumi~~"

"Although Xumi is not big~~"

"I don't have a home in Liyue~~"

This verse was repeated four times.

Tinari, Cole, Dolly, and Nilu all tried their best to suppress their laughter; they felt quite troubled.

While dancing, I had to try hard not to laugh.

I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to hold back my laughter.

"It's a very cold winter day~~~~"

"What a cold winter day~~"

"What a cold winter day~~~"

"What a cold winter day~~~"

"Da da da~~~"

The Oasis Guardian AI sang this lyrics four times in a loop.

Question and answer group.

[Bennett: What a cold winter day~~~]

【Chongyun: @Bennett, how can you send a voice message? 】

[Hu Tao: Haha, I am dying of laughter. I am playing with sand on Xumi. A classic among classics.]

【Kaia: Extreme Entertainment】

[Jiuqi Shinobu: The more I listen, the more addicted I become. @荒鳷一斗, boss, don’t be depressed, come over and have fun]

[Kamisato Ayato: @Arakaki Ichito, Ichito-san hasn’t recovered yet? I don’t think so.]

[Diluk: I'm just pretending. @荒鳷一斗]

[Paimon: I need Ms. Hina's comfort at this time]

(ps: attached is the image of Oasis Guardian AI

Question and answer group.

[Hina: @Arakaki Ichito, cheer up, Touzi-kun! ]

[Aratake Ichito: With Ms. Hina's encouragement, I will be revived immediately with full health]

[Bennett: Oh my god, you came to your senses so quickly? Brother Douzi has a really good attitude]

[Kaeya: I said he was just pretending and was waiting for Ms. Hina to comfort him]

【Xina: Well, I didn’t expect this】

[Wendy: I ​​think the one who is really depressed right now is the Oasis Guardian AI]

[Zhongli: I hope it can adjust to its current state as soon as possible and get used to the embarrassing punishment of the live Q&A. Once it’s the first time, there will be countless more times.]

[Hu Tao: @Zhongli, Old Zhong, your consolation is too direct]

...

In the live broadcast, the Oasis Guardian AI seemed to be in tears. It was just an AI with a 500-year history. Compared with experienced AIs like Venti and Zhongli, it was indeed too young.

"Can your assistant keep up? Baililai, that's awesome~~"

"Can your assistant keep up? Baililai, that's awesome~~"

The Oasis Guardian AI continued to sing the strange song, and the system turned into an automatic translation, converting the lyrics into homophones. Otherwise, no one would be able to understand the Sumeru language at all.

Of course, this results in the automatically translated lyrics having a very different meaning from the original lyrics.

But everyone was just having fun, only the Xumi people felt a little embarrassed.

"What a cold winter day~~"

"What a cold winter day~~~"

"Da da da~~~"

"It's so cold, I'm playing with sand in Xumi~~"

"Although Xumi is not big, I don't have a home in Liyue~~"

After singing this part of lyrics, it was time for Nilu, Dolly, Tinari and Cole to dance.

The biggest attraction, besides the bizarre dance, is Nilu’s beauty.

A group of electronics enthusiasts can't wait to lick the screen.

"How cold it is, dare to taste my sister's beautiful sweetness, my sister will defeat you with her strength, and you will lose the beautiful sweetness~"

"What a cold winter day~~"

"What a cold winter day~~~"

"Da da da~~~"

By the time this song was finished, the database of the Oasis Guardian AI was filled with the melodies of "What a Cold Winter Day" and "Da Da Da", and it could no longer be shaken off.

[Hint: After the Oasis Guardian AI completes its punishment, Nilu, Cole, Dolly, and Tinari each get a chance to draw a prize]

Question and answer group.

[Chongyun: @绿洲守护AI, I suggest that this song be designated as the Xumi national anthem]

【Thomas: @Chongyun, Yunzi, you are killing people and destroying their hearts】

[Xiaogong: Haha, Xumi National Anthem, I prefer "Liyue Talk"]

[Oasis Guardian AI: Indeed