Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

Master Long Xiang just wanted to get away quickly, so he replied:

"Convicted."

"You insulted an official of the imperial court in public, openly disrespected the imperial court's dignity, and threatened me. Do you know your crime?"

"Convicted."

"I gave you a chance to be lenient, but you didn't know how to cherish it. You even troubled me to arrest you. Do you know your crime?"

Master Long Xiang cursed the black-hearted official for his lack of integrity, but he answered honestly:

"Convicted."

"Okay, since you have admitted your guilt, I will pronounce the sentence... By the way, who are you?"

Master Long Xiang suppressed his anger and answered as calmly as possible:

"Qingtian Sect, Immortal Dragon Elephant."

"I hereby sentence the Heaven-clearing Sect's Dragon Elephant Immortal to have disturbed and abused the people, and to pay twenty taels of silver to each of the people of Buffalo City for their mental damages."

"Insulting and threatening an official of the imperial court, and defying the imperial court's authority. A fine of fifty thousand low-grade spirit stones, three thousand spirit fruits, three thousand kilograms of spirit meat, three thousand kilograms of spirit vegetables, and thirty thousand kilograms of spirit rice. The Qiankun Ring shall be confiscated."

"If you resist the law violently, I will arrest you personally. You must pay 50,000 low-grade spirit stones as labor fee, and 10 spirit fruit trees as nutrition fee. You will be temporarily imprisoned. When you pay the full amount of compensation, I will release you."

Taoist Long Xiang thought to himself that his two disciples were right, this corrupt official was truly corrupt.

What is mental damage compensation? What are labor fees and nutrition fees? How did this crappy official come up with these ideas?

He saw the fierce-looking man reaching out to him for the Qiankun Ring, and his heart ached so much that it bled. He argued:

"You can fine me if you want, but why do you want to confiscate the Qian Kun Ring?"

"How dare you disobey the judgment of Master Long Xiang? Come, beat him up!"

"Don't hit me! I'll give it to you!" Master Long Xiang used the cruelest tone and said the most cowardly words.

He watched helplessly as his Qiankun Ring was taken away by the vicious-looking man, feeling as if someone had dug a piece of flesh out of his heart.

"Listen, Qingtian Sect's Xuanmingzi escaped from prison, injured the jailer, and destroyed the cell. His fine will be doubled, and he will be required to pay heavy compensation."

"When you see Xuan Mingzi, please inform him. If he doesn't come forward to surrender, I will go to Qingtian Sect to capture him in a month, and you will have to pay for his labor."

True Man Long Xiang laughed secretly in his heart, you little bastard, how dare you go to the Qingtian Sect to arrest people? I'll lend you ten guts.

Taoist Taixu outside the door broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this. Fortunately, he did not escape from prison, otherwise the master would have skinned him alive.

Moreover, Xuan Mingzi clearly did not injure the jailer when he escaped from prison. This county magistrate is really talking nonsense.

When Master Zi Yang in the backyard heard the verdict, he sighed that he was lucky. Fortunately, he knew Chu Wen's background in advance, otherwise Gui Yuan Sect would have lost everything.

At this moment, True Man Zi Yang understood why Chu Wen wanted to be a county magistrate.

As the saying goes, the bandits who wiped out the whole family and the county magistrate who confiscated the property, it turns out that being a county magistrate can really make you rich.

Seeing that the Qingtian Sect was about to be in trouble, True Man Zi Yang was so happy.

He was so happy that his mood was greatly improved, and he felt his whole body was clear and bright, and the perfection of Nascent Soul was just around the corner.

Then Chu Wen said:

"I hate people who don't follow the law, especially those who escape from prison. Master Long Xiang, you'd better take care of yourself. Come here!"

"Yes! Your lord!"

"Send him to Cell A."

"As ordered!"

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Cell A,

The cell with a hole in the roof caused by Xuan Mingzi had not been repaired yet, and Zhenren Long Xiang moved in.

After he entered the cell, he looked up and saw a big hole in the roof, and outside the hole was the free sky.

Master Long Xiang was both angry and amused.

What the hell is this prison cell!?

Who can be held in this?!

He sat on the ground with a gloomy face, feeling that the negative energy in his body was slowly weakening, and he was secretly happy.

……

Master Zi Yang tried hard to suppress his smile as he walked from the backyard of the county government office to the main lobby. Although his face looked calm, the corners of his mouth that unconsciously widened betrayed his inner joy.

"Brother, I want to buy something from you."

"what's that?"

Master Zi Yang pointed at the big tooth on the ground and said with a smile: "I want this."

Seeing this, Chu Wen guessed that the two had a grudge and said with a smile:

"Haha, this is free, just give it to me, come on, let's go eat."

After saying that, Chu Wen picked up Xiu'er and walked out of the county government office with a large group of people.

Taoist Taixu and Bai Yunzi, who were both astonished, knelt down to pay homage when they saw the sect leader coming out.

"Disciple pays respects to Sect Master."

"How dare you two, you blind bastards, offend Uncle Chu? If Uncle Chu hadn't been so generous, I would have skinned you alive today! What are you standing there for! Why don't you kowtow and apologize?"

Taoist Taixu and Bai Yunzi were both surprised and delighted.

What was shocking was that the leader spoke like that, it was such an obvious flattery.

The good news is that this matter has finally been exposed, and I have such a powerful uncle master. I don’t have to worry about being bullied in the future.

"Uncle Master, please accept my disciple's greetings..."

"My disciple is blind, thank you for your forgiveness..."

The two kowtowed to Chu Wen, calling out to him, "Uncle Master, please forgive me, please forgive me, please punish me, please forgive me, please forgive me, please be magnanimous, please have great fortune..."

Chu Wen and Master Zi Yang are brothers, so it is only natural that he is called uncle-master.

Since I'm the uncle, how can I have the nerve to take things from my nephew?

Chu Wen asked the two of them to stand up and returned their Qiankun rings and Qiankun bags.

I thought to myself, this Master Zi Yang is really a cunning guy. Now I don’t have the nerve to go to his house and steal things again.

……

When the people of Buffalo City saw that the powerful immortal had all his front teeth knocked out by the county magistrate and was thrown into jail, they all admired the county magistrate.

When they heard that the county magistrate wanted the immortal to compensate everyone for their mental damages, a full twenty taels of silver per person, they were all delighted and praised the magistrate for his wisdom.

There was such a county magistrate.

Just great.

……

The first ray of sunlight the next morning shone into the cell through the hole in the roof, and the negative energy in Master Long Xiang's body disappeared completely.

I saw a rainbow light bursting out from the prison, reaching the sky and rushing westward.

Shiqing had been paying attention to the movements in the cell and was the first to discover that Master Longxiang had escaped from prison.

"Master, that man ran away."

"Let him run away. Haha, we are going to get rich. We will have spiritual fruits and spiritual meat every day. We will have so many spiritual stones that we will never use them all. Hahaha."

Use sweet words and offer flattery in a timely manner.

"The master is really good at making money."

"Master is so smart."

"It's so good to follow the master. I can eat spiritual fruits every day."

"Yes, yes, yes. There are also spiritual vegetables and spiritual rice."

These two guys flattered Chu Wen sincerely, and Chu Wen enjoyed it very much.

"Poetry, during this period of time you should pay more attention to the monks who enter Buffalo City. If they dare to hurt anyone, just tie them up."

"Yes, Master."

Chu Wen looked at the sky and said to Xiang Jun:

"It's dawn. Sister, please go into the gourd first. I'll ask you for help when the people from the Qingtian Sect arrive."

Xiangjun nodded and said solemnly:

"Brother, be careful. If the enemy attacks in broad daylight, you can put me in a shady place. If you are defeated, try to retreat. With the help of your gourd, my two elder sisters and I will advance in no time. It won't be too late to take revenge then."

"Okay sister, I got it."

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