Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

Situ Zhong was originally a disciple of the elder of Poyun Peak, "Master Meiying".

He has a good physique, a pretty face, and he knows how to lick, which makes him very much appreciated by Master Meiying.

Master Meiying not only taught him the method of dual cultivation personally, but also let him and his disciple "Hua Yanru" become a Taoist couple.

Even though Situ Zhong had a Taoist companion, he did not forget his master and would visit his master's cave every now and then.

From then on, his life reached its peak. Not only did he embark on the path of cultivating immortals, but he also had many good fortunes with women and lived a happy life.

Situ Zhong's Taoist partner Hua Yanru was born with a charming figure, but she was not a proper fairy. She had used at least eighty furnaces and cauldrons.

Two years ago, Situ Zhong said he wanted to go home to visit his mother, but after returning to the valley, he lost two front teeth.

Even though Situ Zhong was a handsome man, he looked ugly without his front teeth, and was disliked by both his fellow Taoist and his master.

Master Meiying was worried that his identity would be exposed, so not only did he not avenge Situ Zhong, he also prohibited Situ Zhong from entering the cavity until his front teeth grew out.

Situ Zhong tried every possible way and spent all his savings, but two years passed and he still hadn't seen even the shadow of his front teeth.

He knew that without his front teeth, the beautiful and happy times he had in the past would never come back.

Therefore, he hated Chu Wen and Sun Bihe to the core. Whenever he thought of the adulterous couple, he gritted his teeth and wished he could eat them alive.

That day, Situ Zhong used all his persuasion to finally coax Hua Yan into accepting his dual cultivation. As soon as he entered the alley, he heard someone outside the cave shouting:

"Brother Situ, I came to see you."

The spiritual consciousness could not penetrate the stone walls of the cave. Situ Zhong felt that the voice sounded very familiar, but he could not remember who it was.

He finally entered the alley and was unwilling to brake halfway, so he pretended not to hear and continued to walk.

Hua Yanru felt nauseous every time she saw Situ Zhong’s toothless mouth, and just closed her eyes to deal with it.

She was already in the late stage of foundation building. If she didn't cooperate, Situ Zhong would not be able to defeat her. Now she felt that Situ Zhong was ugly, so she secretly used her energy to absorb...

Just when Hua Yanru was feeling bored, she suddenly heard the voice of a strange man outside the door, so she became interested and said.

"Who's outside? Why don't you go check?"

"Never mind, we'll talk about it later."

Just as Situ Zhong finished speaking, he saw the stone door of the cave being pushed open from the outside, and the person he had been talking about day and night walked in.

When Situ Zhong turned around, a psychological shadow instantly surged into his heart, and he was so scared that his whole body went limp.

He just kept his posture, eyes wide open, looking at Chu Wen in disbelief.

"You, you, how did you get in?"

As soon as Chu Wen entered the cave, he saw something he shouldn't have seen. The woman in front of him was curvy and had everything she wanted. His eyes lit up.

With the intention of collecting some interest first, he looked around Hua Yanru.

Chu Wen had already found out everything about Situ Zhong from Mu Qing. When he learned that Situ Zhong already had a Taoist partner, and recalled his previous innocent personality, Chu Wen became so angry that his teeth were itching.

Now, Chu Wen has guessed the identity of the woman in front of him, and thought to himself:

I knocked out all of Situ Zhong's front teeth, but not only did he not seek revenge on me, he even asked me all sorts of questions when he saw me. He is obviously a cowardly person.

If I did something to his partner, he would definitely not spread such an embarrassing thing everywhere. He would most likely go to his master to complain.

In this way, perhaps I could go directly to Phantom Princess without alerting others.

Thinking of this, Chu Wen ignored Situ Zhong's question and showed an admiring look on his face. He smiled and looked at Hua Yanru affectionately, saying:

"I guess this must be the Flower Fairy. How could she be so stunningly beautiful, so rare in heaven and on earth, and fall in love with a toothless monster? What a pity, what a pity."

Hua Yanru saw that the person coming had handsome eyebrows, bright eyes, a straight nose, a blooming smile, radiant radiance, deep and bright eyes, and a combination of wisdom and unruliness, which made people forget the worldly affairs.

What a handsome man!

Hua Yanru was so fascinated by the sight that two blushes appeared on her face. Then she heard the handsome man praising her with such interesting words that she couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Giggle..."

As she smiled, she lifted the robe that Situ Zhong had just covered her with, allowing her private parts to reveal themselves, which was clearly an invitation.

Situ Zhong was so angry that not only was his Taoist partner seen naked, but he was also humiliated in front of him by that little thief.

He was a vain person, and most vain people are afraid of death. Now that he couldn't figure out where Wen came from, he didn't dare to get angry rashly.

As he stood up and put on his clothes, he pulled his robe over Hua Yanru and thought to himself:

There must be a reason why Chu Wen was able to enter the inner gate of Baicao Valley. He is surrounded by many experts and is definitely not an ordinary county magistrate. It is better to find out clearly first to avoid being taken advantage of again.

Situ Zhong hurriedly put on his clothes, then jumped off the bed and stood in front of Hua Yanru.

"Tell me, how did you get in?"

Chu Wen tilted his head, threw a wink at Hua Yanru, and said:

"Could it be that Brother Situ doesn't welcome me? Then I'll leave?"

After Chu Wen said this, he looked at Hua Yanru with a reluctant look, then slowly turned around and pretended to leave.

When Hua Yanru saw this handsome man turning around and trying to leave, she pushed Situ Zhong away in a hurry and shouted:

"Don't go!"

Situ Zhong was pushed by Hua Yanru and staggered. He also saw that his lady was seducing men so bluntly without even avoiding people.

He was so angry that his face turned red, his head glowed green, he gasped heavily, pointed at Chu Wen and shouted:

"You, who the hell are you!?"

Chu Wen didn't even look at him, but put on the appearance of a graceful and elegant young man, with one hand behind his back and the other hand in front of him, and walked slowly towards the head of the bed with light steps.

As he walked, he stared at Hua Yanru with a smile and said:

"I am nicknamed the Electric Motor, a gynecologist who specializes in treating women's diseases. I see that the flower fairy's complexion is dull, which must be because the yin has lost its rain and dew, and the earth is not satisfied, resulting in imbalance between yin and yang, and the heaven and earth are out of balance. Flower fairy, I don't know if what I said is right or not."

Hua Yanru was delighted to see that this man was so straightforward. She smiled and blinked at Chu Wen.

Chu Wen walked to the head of the bed and sat next to Hua Yanru very naturally. With a pair of affectionate smiling eyes, he exchanged glances with Hua Yanru and was not polite to Situ Zhong at all.

Situ Zhong knew better than anyone what kind of person his wife was. Seeing that she was about to become a pimp, Situ Zhong said anxiously:

"Ma'am, he's the one who knocked out my front teeth!"

Hua Yanru was stunned when she heard this, and then she heard Chu Wen beside the bed say with a wronged look on his face:

"Since this is coming up, let the Flower Fairy judge. He came to make trouble on my wedding day. He said he still has feelings for my wife and misses her day and night. He insisted that my wife had wronged him and asked her to follow him. Fairy, judge whether I should hit him or not."

Upon hearing this, Hua Yanru glared at Situ Zhong fiercely, her eyes almost spitting fire, and said in hatred:

"Is what he said true?"

"My lady, don't believe his lies. It's not like what he said..."

Chu Wen hurriedly said, "Fairy Hua, guess how I know you. When he came to grab the bride, he told my wife in person that he and Hua Yanru were just a fleeting relationship, and the one he truly loves is actually my wife. How hateful can you say this man is."

"You're talking nonsense! I never said that at all that day!"

Situ Zhong was so angry that he jumped up and down, but he didn't dare to hit anyone. He was about to go crazy.

When Hua Yanru heard this, she suddenly sat up, letting her clothes slip off, and glared at Situ Zhong fiercely.

"So you really went there that day?"

"Madam, I, I didn't..."

Chu Wen did not wait for Situ Zhong to finish and continued, "That day he was wearing all white, with a big sword under his feet, flying straight up in the sky, and many people saw it."

"You, you..." Situ Zhong was so angry that he was speechless for a moment.

Hua Yanru said coldly: "Didn't you say that someone tried to steal your magic weapon and fought with you for hundreds of rounds?"

Situ Zhong said anxiously: "My lady, please put on your clothes first, I will tell you slowly, this is not what he said..."

Hua Yanru looked disdainful: "Then tell me, what exactly is it?"

“……” Situ Zhong was unable to cover up his lie for a moment and didn’t know how to start. His face turned red with anxiety.

Chu Wen quickly added fuel to the fire.

"Flower Fairy, this man is so hateful. He even told my wife that you are a yellow-faced woman. If I hadn't seen the fairy with my own eyes today, I would have really been deceived by him. The fairy is so beautiful, how could she not be worthy of him? Yet he insulted her like this. It's hateful, really hateful!"

"Shut up! When did I ever say that?"

Situ Zhong was so angry that his face turned blue and his hands and feet were shaking.

Chu Wen leaned towards Hua Yanru and sneered:

"You are not a man if you don't even dare to admit what you said."

After saying that, Chu Wen naturally put his hand on Hua Yanru's shoulder. Seeing that Hua Yanru did not resist, he slid down and said softly:

"It's all my fault for coming too late. I caused my sister to be deceived by him. Sister, don't be angry. It's not worth it for such a person."

Hua Yanru didn't expect this man to be so bold and actually took action directly.

She saw her man watching her from the side and found this really exciting and couldn't help but moan.

Situ Zhong stared at the scene in front of him in disbelief, his eyes almost popping out.

He opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. He just stared at the adulterous couple, deeply regretting going to Buffalo to show off.