Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

Chu Wen was stunned for a long time. He thought about the people he knew in this life and his uncles and aunts in his previous life, but he couldn't think of anyone who had the appearance of a god. He couldn't help but say:

"Does your grandfather really know how to calculate?"

Shangguan Qingyun laughed angrily: "My grandfather is a three-tribulation immortal who has practiced the art of natural selection for more than three thousand years. Do you think he can tell fortunes? Don't talk nonsense. Tell me your origins."

Chu Wen heard this and thought to himself, I can’t tell you my origins.

It is absolutely unacceptable to let you know about this.

Not to mention whether you will capture me for research, what if you go to the Earth to cause trouble and make a mess of it? I still want to go home.

So he asked, "Brother, do you know why it rains?"

Shangguan Qingyun saw Chu Wen talking about heaven and earth, and quickly replied solemnly: "According to your textbook..."

Chu Wen waved his hand to interrupt Shangguan Qingyun: "No, no, it's because God is peeing."

Shangguan Qingyun was stunned when he heard this.

Then Chu Wen said, "Do you know why we can't see God peeing?"

Shangguan Qingyun frowned upon hearing this, and after a long thought he could not come to a conclusion, and then he heard Chu Wen say:

"Because the Heavenly Chicken cannot be revealed."

Shangguan Qingyun was stunned for a long while before he understood what Chu Wen meant. He was angry and wanted to laugh. He pointed at Chu Wen a few times, not knowing what to say.

Chu Wen smiled and said, "Brother, there is nothing much to say about my origins. Let's talk about you. When did you find Xiu'er?"

Shangguan Qingyun saw Chu Wenming said that this matter was related to the secret of heaven, so he could not ask any more questions and could only reply:

"The day I sent you to the border, I accidentally discovered Xiu'er. Actually, before that, I had planned to give you some military merits so that you could help me govern the country. Who knew that Xiaojiu would cause such a big trouble later."

"Now that Yelu Yanwu has specifically asked for your life, he will most likely send an expert to assassinate you. Even with my protection, Xiu'er's identity will inevitably be exposed."

Chu Wen was shocked when he heard this: "Xiu'er has grown up so much and her appearance has changed a lot. She is completely different from the portrait. Is there anyone who can recognize her?"

Shangguan Qingyun looked at Chu Wen in surprise: "Have you seen Xiu'er's portrait?"

Chu Wen answered seriously: "I have killed two Zhongzhou monks, and they both had portraits of Xiu'er when she was two years old."

Shangguan Qingyun was shocked when he heard this and asked quickly, "You killed two people! Did anyone escape? Did they find Xiu'er?"

"Don't worry, big brother. I'm not stupid. I met them on the mountain where I found Xiu'er. I realized something was wrong and killed them directly. By the way, do you want to know where I found Xiu'er?"

Shangguan Qingyun was terrified when he heard this. Someone actually found Chu Wen. Fortunately, Chu Wen was alert and decisively killed the person, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

When he heard Chu Wen mention the mountain, he couldn't help but feel sad. After a long while, he replied:

"How did Xiu'er's parents die?"

Chu Wen answered honestly: "I was not there at the time, I just heard a loud noise, and then I heard from the ghosts in the mountains that Xiu'er's parents blew themselves up at the same time, and died together with the person who was chasing them."

"When I got to the mountain, I saw a big hole on the top of the mountain. Then I heard a child crying. Later I found out that Xiangjun deliberately made Xiu'er cry to lure me over..."

Chu Wen told Shangguan Qingyun what Xiangjun had said and how he had picked up Xiu'er. Shangguan Qingyun's eyes welled up as he listened.

"Is Xiangjun the great ghost that gathered souls just now?"

"Yes."

"she's fine."

"Yes, Sister Xiangjun is very nice, brother, do you want me to take you there..."

Before Chu Wen could finish his words, Shangguan Qingyun interrupted him with a wave of his hand.

"No, and don't tell me where the mountain is. I am reckless. If I knew the location, I would probably go there to pay my respects. In that case, that old thief might figure out what's going on."

Chu Wen felt sad when he heard this. His own son and daughter-in-law had died, but he didn't even dare to go to the memorial service.

He knew that this was for Xiu'er, and he couldn't help but look at Shangguan Qingyun with a high regard, and said:

"The portraits in the hands of the two men only show Xiu'er's appearance when she was two years old. She is completely different from the current Xiu'er. Can they still recognize Xiu'er?"

Shangguan Qingyun exhaled and looked at Chu Wen.

"Since Xiu'er was born, I have raised him in the Shangguan family. He has never left home. Where do you think those portraits came from? They were calculated by that old thief."

"Although you are blocking the secrets now, there is no guarantee that he will not be able to figure out Xiu'er's appearance. Besides, there is another thing. Since Xiu'er disappeared, Beiliang has repeatedly violated the rules. The two things must be related."

Chu Wen thought to himself, as expected, Beiliang really came for Xiu'er.

Fortunately, I know how to search souls, otherwise I would have to take Xiu'er to the border, and then it would not be the Ninth Princess who was captured, but Xiu'er.

Chu Wen refused to say that he could search souls, but just nodded to Shangguan Qingyun and said:

"Have you told Xiu'er about her life story?"

Shangguan Qingyun shook his head: "No, she hasn't seen me yet."

Chu Wen's nose was sore when he heard this: "This time when I go back, I will take you to see her."

Shangguan Qingyun looked at Chu Wen gratefully and sighed:

"Alas, I shouldn't have let you come to the border. Now you have gotten into such a big trouble. It not only hurts you, but also Xiu'er. I am really stupid."

After hearing this, Chu Wen's favorable impression of him increased by 1 again, and he said angrily:

"It's all your sister's fault. If it weren't for her, I would have a very good life here. To be honest, I have made a lot of money in the past few years. Now everyone knows me and my source of income has been cut off. I have to ask her to pay me back."

Shangguan Qingyun was shocked when he heard this: "You are the one who caused all the missing monks in Beiliang in recent years!"

Chu Wen replied: "I didn't do much. By the way, what's wrong with your sister? She beats me up whenever she sees me and calls me a pervert. I've never provoked her."

Shangguan Qingyun looked at Chu Wen with admiration.

This guy is really good. He actually killed more than a hundred border generals of Beiliang without making any noise. Beiliang still doesn't know who did it. It's really satisfying.

When he heard Chu Wen asking about Xiao Jiu, he smiled bitterly, thought for a while, and said:

"It's my fault. It's my fault. I wanted to marry her to you as a Taoist partner..."

"No!"

Chu Wen was shocked when he heard this, and he jumped up from the ground and said anxiously:

"This won't work! Absolutely not! No matter what I say, it won't work! Big brother! If you want to marry her to me, you might as well just kill me!"

Shangguan Qingyun was stunned when he saw Chu Wen’s big reaction.

"What? You don't want to?"

"I don't want to, I don't want to, I would rather die than do that! Oh, I'm Xiu'er's brother, this messes up the order of generations!"

"What's the big deal? Just let Xiu'er call you uncle-in-law. Besides, you are my brother now. The hierarchy has been messed up for a long time."

Chu Wen was extremely anxious: "No! Absolutely not! I have too many Taoist companions! There is no room for them at home!"

"Your three Taoist companions cultivated their Qi so late, they must have mixed spiritual roots. Their lifespans..."

Chu Wen quickly said: "They are not mixed spiritual roots! They are all single spiritual roots!"

Shangguan Qingyun looked suspicious and said, "Don't be ridiculous. How can a person with only one spiritual root start refining Qi so late? Tell me the truth. Why don't you want to become a Taoist couple with Xiaojiu?"

Chu Wen felt like a thousand horses were galloping in his heart.

Why.

Why else.

Don’t you know what kind of person your sister is?