Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

The old monk had just made sure that he was in the right place when he heard a woman say:

"May I ask why the master is here?"

"I'm looking for Chu Wen, who are you?" the old monk looked confused.

"Master, Mr. Chu is my master. I wonder what you want to see my master about?"

"what!"

The old monk was shocked when he heard this and his eyes widened in disbelief.

Owner?

This kid is the master again?

He took in two more fairy-like women?

What the hell is going on?

I asked him to catch ghosts, what kind of ghosts did he play on me?

"What did you just say? Who is Chu Wen to you?"

Shi Qing felt a little angry when he saw that the monk called his master by his name and was very disrespectful to his master in his words, and his tone became cold.

"The master addressed my master by his name. I wonder who the master is?"

"Old... I am his master, take me to see him quickly."

The old monk originally wanted to call himself Laozi, but his poetic and elegant temperament made him change his name unconsciously.

"So it's Master in person. I was rude just now. I hope you can forgive me. Master, please come in quickly."

"I didn't know that Master was coming, so I was a little rude just now. Please don't be offended, Master."

He apologized poetically and picturesquely, and the old monk was almost dizzy with the call of "Master".

Master.

This title sounds comfortable.

Where did the damn Chu Wen find these two sensible girls? Their every move reveals the elegance of ladies from noble families.

"Master, please wait here for a moment. I will inform the master immediately."

"No need, take me in to find him!"

……

Chu Wen was eating a meat bun when he saw Shi Qinghuayi leading the old monk into the backyard.

"Damn it, what rumors did you spread about my brother...your uncle? Also, what's going on with these two girls? What the hell are you doing?"

Before anyone arrives, the sound comes first.

Seeing the old monk's rage, Hua Yanqiaoyu was so scared that he stood up, ready to run away at any time.

Hua Yan asked: "Master, what happened to Master?"

"It's okay. Batman lied to him and said he wouldn't fight him if he went back to Gotham, but he really went back."

Chu Wen stood up and said to the old monk while eating his meat bun:

"Keep your voice down, Xiu'er is still sleeping!"

The old monk saw that Chu Wen's mouth was greasy, and it was obvious that he was eating a meat bun that cost two cents each. He became even more angry and said as he walked:

"Tell me what rumors you spread among your uncle-masters!"

Chu Wen stepped forward, helped the old monk sit down, and said slowly:

"Master, I know you are anxious, but please don't be anxious."

"I know you are sad, but please don't be sad yet."

"Your intention is good, but don't leave yet."

"After all, as far as I know, I know nothing yet."

"So, first tell me, what happened?"

"Tell me if you have any troubles, I'll see if I can help."

Shi Qinghuayi was standing behind Chu Wen. When she heard these words, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Hua Yanqiaoyu was confused by these words. He was blinking, puffing his cheeks, thinking hard, and all the steamed bun crumbs were caught in his chest.

The old monk was confused by these words and sat petrified on the stool. It took him a while to react.

What kind of nonsense is this lunatic talking about? Could it be that his condition got worse because of the evil ghost in the yard last night?

"Stop playing dumb with me and tell me what happened yesterday. Also, where did these two girls come from and why did they call you master?"

"Master, don't be impatient..."

"Speak now, damn it!"

"Master, how could I spread rumors? I didn't say anything."

"I was scolded all night last night, what on earth did you say, you bastard!"

"Master, I swear to God, how could I make up a rumor about you?"

"Where are my doors and windows?"

"Didn't Master tell you?"

"I'm asking you!"

"Master, I still want to know, why don't you ask your uncle?"

When the old monk saw Chu Wen's sincere face, he knew that he must be lying.

But this guy has always been stubborn and it would be impossible to get the answer in a short time. It would be better to find out where these two women came from first.

"Then tell me, what's going on with these two girls?"

What the old monk was actually most worried about was that there were two more mouths to feed at home for no reason. And judging from the appearance of these two girls, they definitely did not grow up eating grass and tree bark.

"Come, come, Master, let me introduce you."

Chu Wen happily stood in the middle of the poetic and picturesque scene, pointing to the right and saying, "This is poetry."

Then he pointed to the left and said, "This is the meaning of the painting."

Upon hearing this, the old monk thought to himself, although this boy is crazy, he is good at naming.

"I'm asking you, where did they come from?"

"Master doesn't know?"

"I know and I'm still asking you!"

Chu Wen curled his lips. It turned out that his master didn't know about this. He thought his master was a very nice person. It seemed that he had been wrong after all.

He thought about it, gave up the idea of ​​playing a prank on the old monk, and decided to tell the truth.

"Master, the poetic and picturesque scene was created by the peach and apricot trees in the courtyard. They have recognized me as their master."

The old monk was shocked when he heard this.

"What! Peach tree and apricot tree! They are those two evil spirits..."

Having said this, the old monk realized that he had said something wrong and quickly shut up.

Chu Wen asked quickly:

"Master, what do you mean by evil spirits? Is there an evil spirit in this courtyard?"

The old monk quickly defended himself: "It's broad daylight, in the middle of a busy city, where can a ghost come from? I'm just kidding."

When Shi Qing Hua Yi heard this, she understood. They looked at each other and Shi Qing said:

"Master, Master, this is not true. It was originally..."

The poet opens his beautiful mouth with poetic sentiment and tells the story in detail.

So that’s it! So that’s it! So that’s it!

After hearing this, the old monk slapped his legs and laughed out loud.

This business is doing very well. The Xu family is so confused. This is not a haunted house, it is clearly a fairyland!

If I sell this house now, I can make more than 600 taels of silver. I will make a fortune, a fortune!

This damn Chu Wen is crazy and insane, but ghosts are afraid of ghosts and monsters love monsters. It's really weird.

When Chu Wen heard that Shi Qinghua Yi was injured by the axe, he felt pity for her. He frowned, opened his arms, hugged them both in his arms, one on each side, and asked softly:

"Is the wound healed? Does it still hurt?"

Poetry and painting have lived for three thousand years, and this is the first time that someone has cared about them like this. Their hearts were warmed and they both shed tears.

"Thank you for your concern, Master. That mortal axe can't hurt us."

"Yes, Master. Those injuries are nothing to worry about."

"Don't lie to me, just let me check it out."

The poetic and picturesque words made me more moved.

"Thank you, Master. Shiqing didn't lie to you. I am really fine now."

"Thank you for your concern, the painting is not damaged, so you don't have to worry."

The two fools, Huayan Qiaoyu, were the kindest. When they saw the two sisters talking about sad things, they stood up and walked to the three of them. They hugged Shiqinghuayi from behind, their eyes reddened, and they said in a crying voice:

"Is my sister really okay? Let the master check her out."

"Sister, are you really not injured? Please don't hide it from us."

Seeing this, Chu Wen simply opened his arms and hugged the two on each side.

"If someone bullies you next time, remember to tell me. Okay, stop crying, be good."

"Yes, Master."

"Yes, Master."

"The master is so kind."

"The master is so kind."

When the old monk saw this scene, he felt so angry that a thousand horses were galloping in his heart and he felt very jealous.

How could this bastard be so lucky? Why did all these fairy-like fairies fall for him?

If I had his ability, what would Xiaofang have to do with my brother?

You know, it's not a skill for a man to subdue a woman.

Subduing two is not a skill.

Subduing four is not a skill.

Daring to let these four women meet and not quarreling, this is real ability.

The old monk racked his brains to figure out what Chu Wen's strengths were.

To say he is young, there are many young people.

Many people say that he is handsome.

This bastard is poor, has nothing, and is also crazy, why do these women like him?

The three widows from Horse-faced Village below the mountain temple could not even get enough to eat, but they still had to find ways to help Chu Wen.

Why!

They are all sick.

Widow Zhou was very kind to Chu Wen and even went hungry to support Chu Wen.