Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

The little girl buried her head in Chu Wen's arms, staring at the entrance of the dilapidated temple with one eye. No matter how Chu Wen coaxed her, she kept sobbing.

"Good boy, do you want to go out and play? I'll go with you, okay?"

Seeing that the little girl was staring at the door, Chu Wen thought she wanted to go out to play, so he stood up and was about to go out with the little girl in his arms.

As soon as he took a step, the little guy burst into tears.

Chu Wen didn't know what to do, so he had to stop and look at the old monk.

But the old monk was trembling all over, his face was pale, and his eyes were fixed on the door, as if he had seen a ghost.

It looks like we can't count on him anymore.

"Ghost, right? Don't be afraid. Look at your brother."

Chu Wen suddenly had an idea. He bent down to pick up a fire stick and imitated the words in the movie:

"The sky and the earth are boundless, the universe borrows the power, monster, die!"

"Swish, swish, swish."

As he dubbed in his mouth, he waved the fire stick around in the air.

Unexpectedly, this trick really worked. The little guy stopped crying immediately.

The old monk was stunned.

After the disciple finished chanting the spell, the female ghost in white immediately left the dilapidated temple and stood outside the door, trembling. Her pair of pupilless eyes stared straight at Chu Wen, as if she was very scared.

The red-robed female ghost turned around and left.

Just as he was surprised, he heard his disciple say:

"God bless you, the gods are not as smart as me! If you make a mistake, come again!"

"Heaven and earth, please help me, the Jade Emperor, please hurry up and send the heavenly soldiers and generals!"

"Swipe!"

After some crazy talk and the beating of sticks, the baby immediately burst into laughter.

The old monk stared in amazement as the female ghost in white turned into smoke and slowly dissipated under the crazy man's stick. He was so shocked that he was speechless.

When Chu Wen saw the baby smile, his childishness was aroused.

"Hmph! How dare you show off your skills and become a mighty dragon!"

"The mighty heavenly dragon, the great Lo Dharma mantra, the Prajna Buddhas, the Prajna Bama Bang."

"Swipe!"

"Giggle, giggle, giggle..." The baby laughed out loud with joy in his eyes.

"Look at me, I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox at my waist, and a dragon head at my chest. If a god stands in my way, I will kill him! If a Buddha stands in my way, I will kill him!"

"Swipe!"

“Hehehehe…” The little guy laughed so hard that he fell forward and backward.

"May the heavens and the earth be blessed, may the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady hurry up and command, may the Six Jias and Six Dings obey my orders, may the Golden Boy and Jade Girl lead the heavenly soldiers, may the male and female fairies show up quickly."

"Swipe!"

"Hehehehehe..." The little guy hugged Chu Wen's neck with both hands, his smiling eyes full of dependence.

The old monk finally came to his senses and slowly closed his mouth which had been opened unconsciously due to shock.

"Don't read it, he's dead, he's already dead."

"Who died?" Chu Wen asked puzzledly.

"Ghost!"

"You're still talking nonsense. It scares children at night and makes them wet the bed."

"You...you didn't see it?"

"See what?"

"Ghosts! Two female ghosts!"

"I only saw two poor fellows."

"I'm serious, did you see those two ghosts?"

Seeing the old monk's confident words, Chu Wen thought of the kid's behavior just now, and felt a little flustered. He quickly said:

"When a person dies, he turns into mud. Mud turns into micro. Micro turns into formless. Formless gives birth to nothingness. Nothingness gives birth to Tao. Tao gives birth to one. One gives birth to two. Two gives birth to three. Three gives birth to all things. All things give birth to Taiji. Taiji gives birth to Liangyi. Liangyi gives birth to Sixiang. Sixiang gives birth to Bagua. Bagua gives birth to Wuji. Wuji gives birth to the king. The king of kings, one sausage is better than six. For jelly, I choose Xizhilang..."

"That's enough, stop reading, stop reading..."

The old monk asked in astonishment: "Where did you learn the mantra you chanted at the beginning?"

"That's not a spell, I was just making it up."

"Nonsense? Can nonsense drive away ghosts? Tell me the truth!"

Chu Bai really had no way to deal with this old man: "I learned it from a movie, that's OK."

"Who is the movie!"

"How can I tell you this? You won't believe it even if I tell you."

Seeing Chu Wen's embarrassment, the old monk thought that this matter involved some secrets. He tactfully stopped asking who the movie was made of, and just lowered his voice and asked mysteriously:

"Do you have someone up there?"

After saying that, he pointed at the hole in the roof with his finger in a sly manner.

Seeing that the old monk was going crazy again, Chu Wen was too lazy to argue with him and turned around to play with the baby.

The old monk was still unwilling to give up. He supported himself with his hands, moved closer to Chu Wen, stretched his neck, and asked carefully:

"Taishang Laojun or Lady of the Nine Heavens?"

"The Queen Mother and I are having an affair, okay?"

Chu Wen was usually a frivolous person. When asked about his origins, he acted crazy and couldn't explain clearly. The Queen Mother's lies were too exaggerated, so the old monk refused to believe it.

"Tell me! Who are you?"

Chu Wen was in a playful mood. He looked at the baby in his arms and said in a rhythmic tone:

"I am the gynecological expert nicknamed by people, the source of joy for thousands of girls, beautiful and wise, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry, the one who changed the social atmosphere, charmed thousands of girls, and improved the connotation of young people. I am handsome, elegant, and unrestrained, Brother Chu Wenchu, baby, isn't it?"

The baby was so amused that he kept giggling.

The old monk was stunned by what he heard, and in the end he still didn't understand who Chu Wen was.

He looked helplessly at this pair of funny people of unknown origin and couldn't help but wonder: Could it be that evil spirits are afraid of lunatics?

He knew that Chu Wen was crazy, but he couldn't get any information out of her no matter how many questions he asked. The old monk was tough on the outside but soft on the inside. He knew that a ghost wanted to take the child away, so he couldn't bear to chase her out. He simply stopped talking about it and just silently planned how to escape. He didn't sleep all night.

Time is never impartial; only those who are in agony feel that it is long.

Chu Wen slept soundly with the baby in his arms, and his dreams were filled with braised pork and steamed spareribs with rice flour.

......

Chu Wen traveled to this world naked, except for a gourd in his hand.

Since he couldn't call the system and didn't understand its function, he just tied it with a straw rope and hung it around his neck.

He didn't know that this gourd was the most precious treasure from the upper realm of Japan: the Gourd of All Things Returning to the Void.

At that time, the copyright immortal crossed the border to enforce the law and secretly sent down thunder to kill Chu Wen without informing the local immortals in Shenzhou beforehand.

The Shenzhou Immortal Realm sent people to negotiate, but Takama-hara not only refused to apologize, he also said that Chu Wen had taken too many resources for free and deserved to be struck off.

The news was reported back to the Shenzhou Heavenly Palace, angering the gods.

The Jade Emperor of Shenzhou not only loves his people like his own children, but is also very protective of their people.

He had always disliked the Japanese immortals from the island country, so he took this opportunity to send out 9,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to attack Takama-ga-hara.

When people in China were cultivating immortals, that island country was still a wild and desolate place inhabited by savages. How many immortals could there be and how powerful could they be?

The nine thousand heavenly soldiers defeated the immortals of the island country so badly that they immediately sent people to ask the Jade Emperor for peace.

Our Jade Emperor has only two conditions for peace:

First, there are nine thousand fairies worshipped in Takama-ga-hara, and the ugly ones are not wanted.

The second is to hand over the area's most valuable treasure, the Wanxiang Guizang Gourd.

Takama-ga-hara had no choice but to comply, and the dispute between the two regions caused by the pervert Chu Wen came to an end.

The Jade Emperor remembered Chu Wen’s meritorious service and personally rubbed a body for him, allowing him to travel to another world and live another life.

The nine thousand fairies were divided up by the gods who went out to war, one for each person, and everyone was happy.

But there is only one gourd of all things, and it is difficult for the Jade Emperor to distribute it.

In order to avoid being accused of unfair distribution, he simply engraved a few exercises and gave them to the number one hero, Chu Wen.

This Wanxiang Guizang Gourd was specifically requested by the Jade Emperor, which shows that it is extraordinary and has all kinds of magical powers beyond words. Unfortunately, Chu Wen has not discovered it yet.

He only thought that he could travel through time by being struck by lightning, and he had no idea how great a contribution he had made, nor did he know that his body was shaped by the Jade Emperor himself, and he even less knew that the Jade Emperor would send him directly to another world by bypassing the six paths.

He was gifted but unaware of it, and lived his life like this, thinking that he was being punished for watching too many porn movies in his previous life.

Now that he has picked up a cute wild little sister, he is no longer willing to just eat and wait for death, and is determined to go out and explore the world. His first goal is to ensure that his sister has a balanced diet and does not want her to eat sweet potatoes every day.