Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

"Brother Chu, how did you write that poem? It made me cry for a long time."

"Just write something."

"Brother Chu, your lover ran away with someone, right?"

"Lian is a very perverted word. The upper part of it is taken from the word bian (change) in perverted, and the lower part is taken from the word tai (state) in perverted. Since they are lovers, they are bound to be perverted. It's not surprising that perverts run around."

"Brother Chu, why did you steal the buns? Don't steal anymore. Come to me when you're hungry. I have a lot of cakes at home. Also, do you have no money? I'm telling you, I have money. My grandfather secretly gave me a lot of pocket money, and my father didn't even know about it. If you have no money in the future, just tell me and I'll support you."

Just based on these few words, the little sister made up her mind.

Chu Wen didn't know yet that this was the county magistrate's precious daughter.

Chu Wen smiled brightly, her face full of sunshine: "Okay, I accept you as my sister! By the way, how old are you?"

Zi Yan was very happy when she heard this and quickly replied

"In two months, I will be fourteen, so I am not a child anymore."

Chu Wen looked at the two high bulges on Zi Yan's chest and replied:

"Well, it looks like a mountain from the front and a peak from the side. It is indeed quite big."

Zi Yan followed Chu Wen's gaze and looked at her chest. Then she understood and two blushes immediately appeared on her face.

"Brother Chu, you are bad!"

"Everyone says I'm bad, but I'm actually just kind in a subtle way. You scold me now because you don't understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me..."

While Chu Wen was explaining, the prison door outside was pushed open with a bang.

I saw four people hurriedly filing in, followed by six jailers.

The leader was surprised when he saw Zhao Ziyan, and then said:

"Miss, you are here indeed. The master asked you to go back quickly."

"No, I want to play with Brother Chu."

"Miss, please don't embarrass me. The master has given a death order."

Zhao Ziyan rolled her eyes and folded her arms across her chest.

"Humph! I won't go back, what can you do to me?"

"Miss, the master said that if you don't go back, we will tie you up and take you back. Miss, you'd better come with us, otherwise we will be rough and hurt you."

This was not the first time that Zhao Ziyan had been kidnapped. Hearing this, she knew that her father was serious. She sighed helplessly and whispered to Chu Wen across the fence:

"Brother Chu, wait for me. I'm going to steal some buns too. Wait until I'm locked up and we can talk again."

Chu Wen was stunned when he heard this. Just when he was about to say that it was absolutely impossible, the wind-like girl had already run out of the cell.

……

After all the jailers left the cell, Mingde Sanren said to Chu Wen anxiously:

"Do you know who Zhao Ziyan is?"

Chu Wen heard Mingde Sanren's strange tone and turned to look at him.

"do not know."

Mingde Sanren said with great sorrow:

"That's the county magistrate's daughter. Everyone in Buffalo City knows that County Magistrate Zhao loves this girl as if she were his life. Anyone who dares to look at her for even a second will be arrested and put in jail. You dare to flirt with her? You're done, you're done, you're absolutely done."

Chu Wen was stunned when he heard this.

What?

The county magistrate’s daughter?

My dad brought me here and my daughter brought me some pastries. This situation is a bit complicated.

Chu Wen was in a daze when the prison door outside was pushed open again with a bang.

I saw Zhuzi, who had been here last night, coming in with a man carrying a box.

A jailer took out the key, took a few quick steps, got ahead of the two men, and opened Chu Wen's cell door.

Zhuzi stood outside the prison door and said:

"Chu Wen, the county magistrate has asked you to see your wound. This is Doctor Zhu. Please tell him what ails you."

Upon hearing this, Mingde Sanren was gloating and thought to himself: Here it comes, here it comes, this kid is dead.

Chu Wen didn't expect to receive such treatment, and said happily: "My butt hurts so much, please let me see it."

While Doctor Zhu was treating Chu Wen, Zhuzi said:

"Chu Wen, is there anything else you need?"

Chu Wen was not polite and replied: "There is not enough hay on the ground, it is uncomfortable to lie down."

Upon hearing this, Zhuzi said to the jailer, "Liu Tou, give him more hay."

Liu Laotou quickly agreed and thought to himself: Who is this guy? Even the upright county magistrate has to send someone to take care of him personally. This is rare.

The wound on Chu Wen's butt was not serious, just redness, swelling and bruising. Doctor Zhu applied some ointment on him and left.

When the jailers who were spreading the hay had all left, Mingde Sanren said to Chu Wen with a mysterious look on his face:

"Brother, don't say I didn't warn you, the ointment on your butt is probably poisonous."

Chu Wen was shocked when he heard this: "Ah! Who wants to harm me?"

"Who else could it be? The county magistrate."

"I just stole a few buns, is that a big deal?"

"Ah, you didn't listen to a word I said just now. Is this about Baozi? You were flirting with the county magistrate's daughter for a long time. It would be a miracle if you can walk out of this cell alive."

Chu Wen said doubtfully: "No way, he just said a few words."

"A few words? Do you know Zhang Mazi from the north of the city? He was locked up for a whole month just because he looked at the county magistrate's daughter a few more times. Do you know what the crime was? Disturbing the neighbors! Do you know how he disturbed the neighbors? He snored so loudly when he was sleeping that he disturbed his neighbors! Do you know who his neighbor is? It's his mother!! A mother went to sue her own son for snoring too loudly. You can understand the reason yourself."

"And Wang Ergou from the south of the city was imprisoned for twenty days just because he told people that the county magistrate's daughter was pretty. Do you know what the charge was? Animal abuse! Do you know what animal he abused? Toad!!!"

"And Mr. Cao from the rice shop in the west of the city..."

The more Chu Wen listened, the more frightened he became. He quickly pulled out a handful of hay, endured the severe pain, and wiped the ointment off his buttocks.

"Thank you, brother. If you hadn't told me, I really wouldn't have known. Ouch, why do I feel my butt is getting more and more painful?"

"I told you, that medicine must be poisonous. Whether you can survive it depends on your life."

Chu Wen thought to himself, I have a poetic and artistic talent, who can poison me?

Thinking of this, Chu Wen felt a little relieved and just hoped that Shi Qinghuayi would come to visit him in prison soon.

"By the way, brother, how did you get in?"

"Well, it's a long story."

"It's alright, tell me about it."

Mingde Sanren let out a long sigh.

"Alas, last night I heard what you said, and it seems like we are in the same boat. So I'll tell you, business is not easy..."

It turned out that this Mingde Sanren had reached the second level of Qi Refining and had his own Taoist temple outside the city, named Chunyang Temple.

He usually makes a living by catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits.

But his spiritual roots were too mixed and of low quality, and his family was poor, so he had no money to buy magic jade slips, and so he learned the fireball spell.

As a result, he couldn't defeat the big ghosts, couldn't catch the little ghosts, couldn't touch the goblins, and couldn't bring himself to guard other people's houses, so his life was very tight.

Later, he had an idea and started a baby delivery business.

He spread a rumor that the deity worshipped in Chunyang Temple was the God of Childbirth, who would grant any wish.

In fact, he secretly put aphrodisiacs in the incense and candles in the temple. When the effect of the drugs took effect on the woman who wanted a child, he transformed himself into the God of Childbirth and personally delivered the child.

If a woman came with a man from her family, he would say that the man's yin and yang were not in balance. Even though the rain and dew continued, the earth could not receive them. Only by casting a spell to sort out the yin and yang could Qian and Kun be in harmony. Then he would take the woman to the backyard alone to cast a spell.

For five consecutive months, I never failed.

Unexpectedly, a man who was born with a disability and could not have sex found out that his wife was pregnant. After being questioned, Mingde Sanren revealed the truth.

Not only was the Chunyang Taoist Temple confiscated, but all the money earned during those days was also lost, and he was sentenced to one year in prison.

Fortunately, no one else came forward to report him, otherwise he would have spent the rest of his life in jail.

"Brother, tell me, your man is inhumane, why the hell are you here to pray for a child? Are you sick?"

Chu Wen listened to Ming De San Ren's story and tried to hold back his laughter until his stomach hurt. He said,

"That's right. He has his own land but doesn't cultivate it. He's not happy when others help him. He doesn't have the ability. What's the point of marrying a wife? What kind of person is he?"

When Mingde Sanren heard this, he felt like he was a close friend!

This hits the nail on the head. I’m doing good things!

Mingde Sanren, who knew he was in the wrong, suddenly felt superior.

It was she who harmed Mingde