Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

When it was dark, Chu Wen and the other two arrived at Niujiao Town.

The old monk went from door to door selling sweet potatoes. After some bargaining, he finally sold all the sweet potatoes and got thirteen cents.

"Let's go and have dinner." The old monk took the lead and walked towards the town.

Now they could finally have a good meal, Chu Wen held Xiu'er and followed excitedly.

The old monk passed by several restaurants without even looking at them and went straight to the ramen restaurant.

Chu Wen was unhappy.

In his previous life, he hated eating Lanzhou ramen the most because he was always worried that the two slices of beef would be blown away by the wind.

"Master, didn't you say you wanted to eat some meat?"

"Master, you keep your word. Let's eat sauerkraut noodles today."

"..."

"Boss, give me two bowls of臊子面, with more臊子!"

After saying that, the old monk looked at Xiu'er's stomach and added with a look of pain on his face:

"Three bowls, three bowls."

After a while, there was not a drop of soup left in the three bowls of臊子面.

Fortunately, there is a lot of minced meat in this臊子面, unlike the beef in Lanzhou ramen which melts in your mouth and disappears before you can taste it.

I remember there was a Lanzhou ramen boss whose business was passed down through three generations, and even though the boss was gone, the cow was still there.

Even more cruel than Master Kang.

They sell a million barrels a year, and at least they kill a cow.

"Boss, three more bowls please!" Chu Wen shouted first.

The old monk glared at his two disciples for a few times, but said nothing in the end. He just added silently in his heart.

One bowl of noodles costs seven cents, two bowls cost thirteen cents, three bowls cost twenty-one cents...

There were six bowls of臊子面, and Xiuer ate two bowls by herself.

The old monk paid the money and walked towards the cloth shop muttering to himself.

He really couldn't understand how a two-year-old baby could eat two bowls of noodles.

That's a big ocean bowl!

Chu Wen looked at the cloth shop sign in front of him and said in surprise:

"Eh? Master, do you want to buy some clothes?"

The old monk replied angrily:

"It's hard to get into the city with this kind of clothes. One for each person. Don't pick expensive ones. Too expensive ones will attract people's attention. Do you hear me?"

"Oh."

……

With the intervention of the old monk, Chu Wen picked out a light brown hemp cloth robe with a cross collar, right lapel and straight hem, which cost two hundred coins, and the old monk was so distressed that he grimaced.

Without Xiu'er's ready-made clothes, the monk's robes had to be custom-made.

After taking the measurements, they agreed to pick them up the next morning. The three pieces of clothing cost a total of 530 coins. The old monk's heart was bleeding.

Then they found an inn and the three of them asked for a room, which cost another twenty cents.

Even when they arrived at the guest room, the old monk was still in a bad mood.

There was a small jar of tea in the guest room. The old monk asked Chu Wen to get a pot of hot water and make some tea. He then sat alone at the table and drank the tea.

"You have this ability. You can follow me to fight demons and monsters. We will definitely make a name for ourselves in Buffalo County."

"I do not."

Chu Wen held Xiu'er in his arms and walked happily around the room.

"You bastard, what are you doing? Listen to the master and I will make sure you eat white flour buns every day. When we make enough money, we will rebuild the mountain temple. By then, there will be a constant stream of believers. I will be the abbot, you will be the doorman, and Xiu'er will cook..."

"Master, once you enter the city, you can enjoy life. You can only make a little money by cheating and deceiving others. I want to become the richest man in Qingyun County."

The old monk slapped Chu Wen on the head, and he grimaced in pain, shaking his hands and saying:

"You are such a pig with a brain... What do you mean by cheating and deceiving? Ah! To exorcise evil spirits and avoid disasters, to eliminate misfortunes and lead sentient beings out of suffering and into happiness, to return to peace and tranquility, to protect the world's peace, is this called cheating and deceiving?"

Xiu'er propped herself up and gently touched the place where her brother had just been hit with her little hand. She pouted and her face was full of heartache.

"Xiu'er, be good. Brother won't feel any pain."

Chu Wen kissed Xiu'er's face lovingly, then turned to the old monk and said:

"Master, if you do this too much, you will be exposed. When we get to the city, just watch me. I will build twelve mountain temples for you, one per month."

The old monk knew that Chu Wen was not only mentally ill, but also had a lot of twisted ideas. It was very dangerous to reason with him, otherwise he might be led astray by him.

Anyway, I have Xiu'er as my weak spot, so when I take the business, I won't be afraid that this kid will be disobedient.

"What are you doing wandering around there? Come and have some more tea. It's free."

"Xiu Er and I are going to take a bath."

"Take a shower! It costs money. You can take a shower in the river outside the town."

"Xiu'er is still young. She will get sick if she keeps taking cold showers."

"You're just a kid, how dirty can you be? Just wash it, wash it, wash it, and sell it for money."

Chu Wen looked at Xiu'er's messy hair, then looked at her dark face and little hands, then he picked up Xiu'er and went out.

"Waiter! Send a bucket of hot water upstairs!"

……

Early the next morning.

Chu Wen put on a new robe, threw away the monk's robe with 108 holes, and picked up Xiu'er who was still sleeping.

The old monk poured the remaining half can of tea into his pocket.

After the three of them left the inn, they went to the cloth shop to get some clothes and then went straight to Niubo Town.

Two hours later.

We walked to a mountain path with dense forests on both sides.

The trees on the roadside are towering into the sky, with their branches intertwined, blocking most of the sunlight. Walking among them, you can't feel the early summer heat at all.

Chu Wen walked in front holding Xiu'er.

"Baby, I'll teach you a foreign language. This will be our secret code from now on, okay?"

"it is good!"

"Bowl... spit... Sorey..."

Chu Wen held up four fingers: "Buddha."

Then bend four fingers into a claw shape: "Bent Buddha."

Seeing the baby studying seriously, Chu Wen was in a good mood.

"My dear, when you grow up, I will teach you the art of chicken beauty. Once you learn this, you will have friends everywhere in the world."

After English class, I have music class.

"Clap your hands if you feel happy."

Xiu'er opened her little mouth, her eyes curved with laughter, and clapped her hands twice in cooperation.

The little girl was extremely intelligent. Chu Wen had taught her this song twice, and she already knew how to cooperate with it.

"If you feel happy, stamp your feet."

Xiu'er kicked her little feet twice.

……

"Little bunny, open the door..."

Halfway through the song, Xiu'er suddenly turned her head, looked behind her, pointed with her little hand in the direction she came from, and babbled:

"Bunny, bunny..."

Chu Wen looked back curiously, and there were indeed two little white rabbits on the roadside about fifty meters behind him.

It's so fucking weird!

Chu Wen was startled.

Fortunately, I didn’t sing Two Tigers.