Genshin Impact: Xiao Tiandao becomes a game character

[Fuck, the inner demons are all here]

[Hiss, inner demon, I have a bad feeling, you want a knife again? ]

[Since it's all about the inner demon, then a knife is definitely needed! ]

[What does the anchor think? 】

"How should I watch?" The little witch laughed evilly: "I hold Xiao Shi and lick her while watching!"

[It’s over, my favorite anchor is dirty]

[Wow, my sweet love is over before it even began...]

[Ahem, host, please be serious]

"Okay, no more jokes." The little witch coughed twice.

"Actually, this time, whether it's the real and fake Shiyi or the inner demon Xiaoyi, the plot has raised our expectations to the maximum. In general, it's a good start, and we'll see how it develops in the future."

"Honestly, I can't guess it if you ask me. But according to Lao Mi's habit, nine out of ten characters have swords, so it is certain that there will be swords in this plot. But the specific extent of the sword depends on it."

[Very good, the anchor successfully controlled me for half a minute, and then wasted half a minute of my time. ]

[Save traffic: The anchor said a lot of nonsense]

[This is a live broadcast, so I can’t save any stream]

"Hey, I think we shouldn't guess too much about this kind of start. After all, the truth is the truth on the correct timeline, but lies are also the truth on the wrong timeline. Who can tell the difference until the last moment?" The little witch shrugged.

[Save traffic, the anchor can't guess it]

【This anchor is lame! 】

[Isn't this simple? Either Shiyi in Liyue Harbor was pretended to be Xiaoyi; or Shiyi in Aozang Mountain was pretended to be Xinmo, otherwise Zhongli and his team wouldn't have found nothing. ]

【The anchor is just stupid】

"Hehe, let's wait and see." The little witch laughed, not caring at all.

……

Teyvat.

Yingmei and Paimon walked towards Xiaoshiyi who was standing aside.

At this moment, Xiao Shiyi took the Qingxin that she got from somewhere, held the flower to her nose and sniffed it, her eyes bright as she asked, "OK, OK, can I eat this fragrant thing?" (Xin Mo Xin Mo, can I eat this fragrant thing?)

Then, a voice almost identical to Shiyi's, but more gloomy, came out from Xiaoshiyi's body: "You can eat it, you can eat it, but you won't want to eat it in your mouth after you finish eating it."

"Huh... so scary, she's talking to herself!" Paimon pointed at Xiao Shiyi in surprise.

But Yingmei asked: "Paimeng, did you hear the sound of others talking?"

"Ahhhhhh!" Paimeng's face showed fear. He flew behind Yingmei and looked around fearfully.

"You, you, you, don't scare me!" Paimon said in fear.

Yingmei shook her head and said, "Indeed, it came from Xiaoshi's body."

Paimon's eyes widened: "So it's that inner demon?"

Yingmei nodded: "I'm afraid so, let's go ask."

"Just, just ask directly like that?" Paimon was horrified.

Yingmei nodded and walked forward.

"Wow! Why..." Xiao Shi tilted her head, her small eyes wide with confusion, very puzzled. (Wow, am I suffering from insomnia?)

"Because it's bitter." The inner demon was a little impatient. (Because it's bitter)

"Wow..." Xiao Shi pouted: "Xiang Xiang is such a liar."

Then Xiao Shiyi squatted down again, put Qingxin back into the pile of pebbles, and then pushed the pebbles to bury Qingxin.

"What are you doing?" the inner demon asked in confusion.

"I'm going to bury it back." Xiao Shi answered seriously.

"You're probably not Ha'er." The inner demon was somewhat speechless. (You're probably not a fool)

"Where..." Xiao Shiyi was dissatisfied and pointed at Qingxin who was half buried by her: "I buried it well, how could it be buried?" (I buried it so well, how could I be a fool)

"You Baopilong, are you comfortable with me burying you like this... Forget it, do whatever you want." The inner demon was very tired.

Listening to the conversation between the two guys, Yingmei's eyes twitched and she couldn't help laughing.

[Hahaha, I am dying of laughter, Xiaoshi is so silly]

[Wow, this little poem is so cute]

[Stupid and cute, are you trying to make me laugh to death? ]

[The one who can make the inner demon speechless is also a talent! 】

[I feel like my inner demons are speechless about Xiao Shi]

[It's over. The child was stupid to begin with, and now he has lost his memory. Isn't this even more stupid?]

[Also, who did you learn this weird accent from? It makes me laugh to death]

Yingmei, who was standing by, sorted herself out, walked forward and said, "Hi~ Xiaoshi~"

Paimon quietly peeked out from behind Yingmei's shoulder and looked at Shiyi very vigilantly, fearing that the inner demon would jump out.

"Oh, it's you!" Xiao Shi looked up and blinked. (Oh, it's you!)

"Ahem, Xiaoshi, my name is Ying, you can just call me Traveler Sister." Yingmei said.

"Oh, sister traveler." Xiao Shi greeted her obediently.

"Cough cough."

No, this is so strange. Yingmei coughed twice to relieve the discomfort, and then asked: "Can you tell me about your inner demon?"

"Oh... OK, OK, OK, this sister is asking me, I can't say no..." (Oh... inner demon, inner demon, this sister is asking me, can I say no?)

The inner demon was very impatient: "You can say it or not, it's none of my business."

“Oh…oh, please don’t do that, can you fart? How can I find it…” (Oh, inner demon, inner demon, can you fart? How can I find it…)

Inner Demon: …

I’m convinced!

"Just say what you want to say, don't ask me!" The inner demon was furious.

[No, Xiaoshi, you...]

[Hahahaha, no, I’m dying of laughter…]

【puff…】

[It's anxious, it's anxious, it makes me laugh to death]

"I don't know, why don't you tell me?"

"I...speak, you say, can you tell her?" The inner demon was really angry. (I...speak, you say, you can tell her!)

"Pfft..." Yingmei couldn't help it, but when she saw the look Xiaoshi gave her, she quickly shut her mouth and tried to suppress the twitching corners of her mouth.

"She agreed!" Xiao Shi smiled, and then told the story of her and her inner demon...

……

"A little poem... a little poem..."

In the midst of the gray, there was a white mass and a black mass. Both masses had two small golden dots, like their eyes.

At this moment, the white air mass was motionless, but under the persistent call of the black air mass, the white air mass finally woke up.

Seeing the white air mass waking up, the black air mass immediately jumped up and down in excitement.

Then the two air masses just looked at each other, and the atmosphere was strangely silent for a moment.

"Hey! Shouldn't you ask who I am?" Finally, the black gas couldn't help but speak. (Shouldn't you ask who I am?)

"Ah?" The white gas ball tilted and made a puzzled sound.

"Just ask who I am!"

"Oh, then who are you?" the white gas ball asked obediently.

"Hehehehe... I am your inner demon!!!" Hei Qi laughed crazily. (I am your inner demon)

"Wow..." The white gas mass made a surprised sound, and then asked in a daze: "So what is Xing Mo?" (So what is the inner demon?)

The laughter of the black gas ball stopped abruptly, and then he gritted his teeth and said: "The inner demon wants to eat you bit by bit, making you feel endless pain!" (The inner demon wants to eat you bit by bit, making you feel endless pain)

Seeing that the white air mass remained silent, the black air mass thought it was scared, so it started laughing again.

"So what is eating?"

……

Silence, silence is Cambridge tonight...