Genshin Impact: Xiao Tiandao becomes a game character

Chapter 23 is so lame, I fell down after just one glass!

"Huh, the celebration banquet is finally over. By the way, there was so much wine at the banquet, but that drunkard Wendy disappeared halfway through. It looks very strange." Paimon and Sora came to the city gate, chatting and taking a walk.

"Well, we haven't asked him for any clues about your sister yet, so why not go find him now?" Paimon suggested.

"You've been busy all day, aren't you tired?" Kong asked.

"Oh, there's nothing we can do. It looks like the celebration party will last until very late. How can we sleep with such noise? And the matter regarding your sister is very important and cannot be delayed!" Paimon said.

Hearing this, Kong felt warm in his heart and nodded in agreement.

"Think about it, where would he be now?"

The places they knew Wendy often went to were the Statue Square, the Tavern, and the Wind Rising Land. Mondstadt was holding a celebration banquet, so if he was not seen, he must not be in Mondstadt.

"Why don't we go to the windy place and take a look?" Kong said.

"Is it under that big tree? I think it's called 'Symbol of the Mondstadt Hero'."

The two of them didn't think much and set off immediately.

……

The wind rises from the ground.

"Lord Wind God, I really can't drink!" Shi Yi once again refused the wine glass handed to him by Wendy and said with a bitter face.

Wendy was already a little tipsy, and looking at this very ignorant little guy, she was helpless: "Do beings like you really have so many restrictions? You're not even allowed to have a drink?"

"It's true!" Shiyi said.

Wendy rolled her eyes and suddenly smiled: "By the way, you just can't drink Teyvat's wine in Teyvat, right?"

Shiyi blinked her eyes, thought for a moment, and said, "Master never said that. I don't know either. It should be... this way."

"Well, then what if we're not in Teyvat, but drinking Teyvat's future wine?"

"Ah?" Shiyi's CPU was overloaded and she was unable to react.

"Hehe..." Wendy laughed in a nasty way, and then Shiyi felt a force of time appearing on Wendy's body. Then, with the world spinning around, he found himself leaving Teyvat and coming to the void starry sky!

Good man, you are just kidding me about the weakest among the seven gods!

Then Wendy took out another glass of wine.

"Come on, can we drink this now?" Wendy asked with a smile, and even burped...

Shi Yi leaned over to take a look. There was a bit of power of time contained in it. This glass of wine did not belong to the present, but came from the future!

Wow, the God of Wind is truly worthy of being the God of Wind. He found a bug in the way of heaven so easily.

To be honest, Shi Yi has never drunk alcohol in his life. He has only seen a few words about it in storybooks and is very curious about this thing with a great reputation.

Now that I can drink it, I am naturally itching to drink it…

"Then, Master Fengshen, I won't be polite!" As he said that, Shiyi put his beak in and took a bite...

And then, Shiyi got drunk.

Looking at this stupid bird shaking its head and spinning in circles, Wendy also smiled foolishly: "This little bird is just lame, it fell down in one breath..."

"Hehe, hehe..." Wendy smiled foolishly, and suddenly he thought of something, and the smile on his face stopped abruptly.

Wait, are his parents coming to pick him up later? Did I get him drunk again? No, who would have thought that this kid would get drunk right away!

……

"Don't worry, brothers. There will be a sequel to "The Wind Rises." The host said. Control the character to run towards the mission instructions.

Just choose to teleport to the place where the wind rises, and you will enter the plot as soon as you land.

But Ying and Paimeng were seen walking under the tree.

"Huh, Wendy is not here." Paimon was a little disappointed. It seemed like he had made a wasted trip.

Ying spread her hands: "How about going to Zhaixing Cliff to have a look?"

The two had just finalized the decision when suddenly a breeze blew under the tree and Wendy's figure appeared.

"Eh? Wendy! Wait...this is..." Paimon was startled.

"Shiyi is here too. What's he doing..." Ying's face changed when he looked at the drunken bluebird in Wendy's palm.

"Uh, haha..." Wendy felt a little embarrassed. What happened? How come I ran into the Traveler and Paimon just after returning? This is too embarrassing!

"Hehehe, Ying, burp! What a coincidence! Burp! Let's drink together... burp! Hehehe..." Looking at Shiyi's silly and drunken appearance, Ying's face was gloomy.

"You let Him drink?"

"Ah, this... well, what a surprise! Who knew He would fall down after just one glass... I was just being kind and letting Him taste some good wine!" Wendy looked guilty, her eyes wandering: "For this, I even spent a lot of money to bring Him to the outside world..."

"He is so young, how could you let Him drink?" Ying was very angry and walked up to snatch Shiyi from Wendy.

"Hehe, for beings like us, our appearance is seriously inconsistent with our age. For example, you are at least a thousand years old..." Wendy found an opportunity to change the subject and said it quickly with confidence.

"This..." Ying was actually confused and suddenly felt that it made sense.

"Hehehe, I'm two and a half years old...hehehe, burp!" Shi Yi spoke at a very timely moment.

fluorescent:"……"

Paimon: "..."

Wendy: "..."

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

"Wendy!" Even Paimon was angry, and Ying's eyes were full of rage.

"Wow, Traveler, I didn't know this in advance! I was wrong! I was wrong!" Wendy also quickly apologized.

[Hahaha, Shiyi is so cute! ]

【Hahahahaha】

[It’s so funny, Wendy takes the blame]

[Wait, how old is Shiyi? Xiao Heizi, right? ]

[Why are you blackmailing my pigeons? ]

I have to say, this scene is quite funny.

[Inducing underage birds to drink, Wendy, death penalty, immediate execution! ]

[A two-and-a-half-year-old bird, um, should be an adult...]

[Hiss, that seems to make sense]

[It seems that we treat poetry as a person...]

[Well, then don’t be a human being…]

"Shiyi, Shiyi, wake up!" Ying tried to wake Shiyi up.

"What? Hiccup! I wasn't even asleep!" Shi Yi retorted unconvinced!

Ying held her forehead with her hand: "Look at what you look like now?"

Shiyi tilted her head: "Don't I look like the way of heaven~"

Paimon pointed and said, "You are still the Heavenly Dao..."

Then two options appeared on the screen.

"Not at all."

"I think you look like a little loli with white hair and red eyes."

"Yo! The official is doing something. Brothers, which one do you think we should choose?" the anchor said with a smile.

【2222】

【Choose 2 choose 2 choose 2】

[You don't choose 2? ]

[Must choose 2, okay! ]

[If you don’t choose 2, you will regret it for the rest of your life! ]

The comments all told the host to choose option 2, but the host was very rebellious. He smiled in a sly way and directly chose option 1.

"Wow, wow, does it really not look like it?" Shi Yi asked pitifully.

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