Genshin Impact: Xiao Tiandao becomes a game character

Everyone came to Tianheng Mountain together and found the return machine, but discovered that the return machine had been damaged.

“After all, it has gone through thousands of years of wind and rain. Even if it is a fairy mechanism, it is difficult to maintain the same state.” Zhongli sighed.

Shen Ji took a look and thought: It's over, Master hasn't taught me this yet. But it doesn't stop me from showing off.

So Shen Ji pretended to be profound and said: "This mechanism is still quite exquisite, but it is still a little bit behind my attainments..."

"So that means you can repair it!" Paimon asked.

"Ahem, Xiao Xiao Gui Zhong Ji..." Shen Ji suddenly realized that he was being pretentious, and was thinking about how to evade the question. But Zhong Li smiled and said, "Don't be impatient, Immortal, I have done some research on this. I remember there was a war room left behind in the ancient city wall. As long as we find the war room, get the drawings inside and understand the operating principle, it won't be difficult to repair it."

"Well, we do need to find the materials to repair it." Paimeng nodded. So Ying and Paimeng went to find the war preparation room.

[Damn, this is another point that proves the suspicion of the God Machine]

[Hiss, I think it's confirmed, why don't you just ask? ]

[You are stupid. He can even kill the Rock God. If you ask him directly, aren't you courting death? ]

【Too】

And in Teyvat, somewhere invisible to the players.

After Kong and Paimon left, Shiyi breathed a sigh of relief and quickly said to Zhongli: "If you hadn't covered for me, I would have been exposed. Thank you so much!"

Zhongli simply said, "It's okay. You don't have to worry, just do what you want, I will help you."

"Huh! It's really hard to pretend to be a master. After this incident is over, I will definitely study hard and become a real master!" Shi said with determination.

Zhongli nodded, and then explained to Shiyi the operating principle of the Guizhong Machine. Shiyi nodded and took notes seriously.

Blue Star...

Control the character to go to the war preparation room, open three ordinary treasure chests, step on the stone pillar to open the iron door, successfully complete the task, and then return to Zhongli and Shenji.

[I ran around for a long time but couldn't find a way to open the treasure chest. It turned out to be a treasure chest in the plot? ]

[No way, there are people who explore first and then do the mission? ]

Shen Ji: "I'm back. Hmm, we have all the materials. We are fully prepared for war."

"Under the guidance of the God Machine, I have repaired the Return Machine."

Paimon let out a long sigh: "Huh, it's finally fixed. Come on, let's see where the coconut sheep is."

So Ying began to control the machine and looked left and right.

Paimon: "Not here, not here either, eh!???"

Suddenly, I noticed several treasure-stealing groups appearing behind me.

"You actually fixed this thing?"

"This thing almost shot us brothers to pieces."

"We had such a hard time destroying it, and you actually fixed it!"

After hearing this, everyone realized that the damage to the Guizhong machine was not caused by natural factors but by human beings!

There was a flash of murderous intent in Zhongli's eyes, and this time he was really angry.

Glancing at Zhongli's angry expression, Shen Ji didn't understand but he knew that if even the Emperor was angry, then the situation must be very serious, so Shen Ji said to the traveler.

"Ying, I'm not good at fighting, so I'd like to trouble you to teach these guys a lesson."

Ying nodded, and then fell into the battle. Fortunately, these treasure-stealing groups were just small fry, and meeting Ying was considered a tough guy, and he was knocked down in two or three moves.

Finally, some Qianyan soldiers arrived, and they asked the Qianyan soldiers to capture this group of treasure thieves.

And everyone had no idea how to capture the coconut sheep, so they returned to Bubulu and apologized to Qiqi.

"Oh, so disappointed. Although it doesn't matter, I'm still very disappointed." Qiqi also said frustratedly.

Paimon: "I don't know why I feel guilty..."

Ying asked, "What do you want the coconut sheep for?"

Qiqi said seriously: "The milk of coconut goats tastes better than ordinary goat milk, so they must be "half-immortal beasts."

Coconut goat milk? Wait, this sounds familiar.

Shen Ji's expression froze...hiss...could it be...

So Shen Ji suddenly asked, "Wait, Qiqi, you are not talking about coconut milk!"

Qiqi was stunned: "Qiqi took notes, wait..." Then Qiqi started to look through the notes.

Shen Ji was already 90% sure when he saw this. Why do you think Shen Ji was so impressed with Coconut Milk? It was mainly because when she was first adopted by Zhenjun, Zhenjun saw that she was thin and thought she was malnourished, so he cooked a large table of dishes.

But she couldn't eat it, so she could only say no. As a result, Zhenjun thought she was not weaned yet. Well, although she was only two and a half years old, she said bird, there was no such thing as weaning.

Anyway, she didn't know what the True Lord was thinking, so she went to the mortal world and bought some coconut milk.

Only then did Shen Ji realize that Zhenjun had misunderstood, and he explained.

After listening to Shen Ji's explanation, Zhen Jun just said with a tone of pity: "What a poor child."

What's so pitiful about Shen Ji's incomprehension? Isn't it said that when cultivating immortals, one should not care about the desire for food and drink? Besides, since he is the will of heaven, he doesn't need to eat!

……

While Shen Ji was reminiscing, Qi Qi also opened his notes and found the record he was looking for: "Found it, it's coconut milk..."

Zhongli: "..."

Paimon: "..."

fluorescent:"……"

Shen Ji: “…”

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

Zhongli also said helplessly to the duo: "I'm sorry, both of you. In order to be fair to Qiqi, I agreed too easily without thinking..."

Paimon shrugged: "Well, Zhongli, it's okay. In Liyue's words, this is called "the world is unpredictable, and sadness and joy are hard to predict." Who knew that the ending would be so absurd? "

Qiqi was confused: "Eh...Qiqi, did you say something wrong?"

So Ying could only explain to Qiqi helplessly.

[Hahahaha, what fun]

[Semi-immortal beast, coconut sheep, coconut milk, so funny! ]

[Okay, okay, I have fooled the protagonist and the immortal, who dares to look down on me, Qiqi? ]

[Hahaha, it’s fun, Qiqi is so cute]

Qiqi listened to Ying's explanation and fell into deep thought. At this time, Bai Zhu, the boss of Bubulu, came back.

After saying hello, Zhongli asked if there was any incense for the afterlife, and Baizhu asked for three million Mora.

There is no other choice but to find the young master.

As a result, after the young master heard about everyone's deeds, he burst into laughter.

Damn it!

Shen Ji looked at the young master's heartless laughter and felt ashamed. I, the will of heaven, was actually laughed at like this. Hard! My fist is hard!

So Shen Ji thought that after the incident was over, he must let the Emperor vent his anger!

Although it was funny, the young man still paid the money in the end.

Bai Zhu also gave everyone a discount because the young master was willing to provide a special supply channel for coconut milk, and now it only costs 2.99 million Mora.

"What's the difference between 3 million Moras and 2.99 million Moras?" Paimon said angrily.

Zhongli explained seriously, "Two million, nine hundred and ninety thousand Moras may not sound like much at first glance, but from a common sense perspective, it is indeed ten thousand Moras less."