Siheyuan: Get the Eye of Exploration at the beginning
Chapter 216 Another Fool
Xu Damao smiled coldly and spoke.
"I usually thought that Shazhu and Shamao were just as stupid, but I didn't expect that what you did was not stupid at all."
"Tell the important point!"
"You guys are really good at this. You used free food and drinks to take the old people's houses, and now you're breaking their legs. Are you going to sell the houses?"
"Xu Damao, what nonsense are you talking about? Giving meals to the elderly is our response to the country's call to respect the elderly. Do you think everyone is like you, making money and living a carefree life?"
"Uncle, don't act so noble. Believe it or not, I will call the police directly! At worst, I won't take the money!"
"Then go!"
"Uncle, just wait for me!"
As Xu Damao said this, he pretended to walk towards the police station. Yi Zhonghai became anxious. If Xu Damao called the police, then he and Sha Zhu would be really finished.
Now Yi Zhonghai has only two choices. The first is to agree to Xu Damao's conditions.
But if Xu Damao asks for an exorbitant price, Sha Zhu's plan to join Lou Xiao'e's restaurant will be ruined, and he will also have something to hold against him, and will be threatened by Xu Damao for the rest of his life.
Now there is only one option left, which is to get rid of Xu Damao immediately and make it look like he was robbed.
So Yi Zhonghai roared and spoke.
"Fuck your mother!"
"collapse!"
Before Xu Damao could react, Yi Zhonghai hit him with a brick. Xu Damao pointed at Yi Zhonghai with his right finger and fell to the ground.
Yi Zhonghai quickly threw the brick into the sewer. The loud noise attracted a passerby, who subconsciously walked over.
Yi Zhonghai quickly ran to Sha Zhu's house. A passerby walked over, but because it was too dark, he did not see Xu Damao, but came to the sewer.
The passerby turned on the flashlight for some reason, and suddenly he found a bag in the sewer. He thought the bag was good and picked it up directly.
Then the passerby opened it and was surprised to find that there were some large teacups inside. He couldn't help but speak.
"What a waste of resources! Since no one wants it, I'll just pick a good one and take it back!"
The passerby opened a large teapot as he spoke. He was shocked again. There was money inside. It was all Great Unity!
The passerby looked around and found that there seemed to be a person lying on the ground. He stood up and did not walk over. Instead, he looked around and spoke.
"A horse cannot grow fat without night grass, and a man cannot become rich without unexpected wealth! I will take this windfall!"
As the passerby spoke, he picked up the bag and ran in the direction he came from. Just one minute after the passerby ran, Xu Damao suddenly stood up. He didn't say anything, but walked quietly into the courtyard.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai had already dragged Sha Zhu to He Yushui's house, and then told Sha Zhu about Xu Damao. After hearing this, Sha Zhu quickly spoke.
"Let's go! Uncle, let's go and deal with Xu Damao!"
"How to deal with it?!"
"I saw a movie where someone was buried in a manure pit and could never be found!"
"Okay, let's do this!"
So Sha Zhu and the other man opened the door and walked out, only to find Xu Damao walking towards the backyard, muttering to himself.
"Grandma! Grandma!"
Seeing this, Sha Zhu spoke up.
"Xu Damao is not dead?!"
"Does he have a grandmother?"
"It seems not. Let's go and follow them to see for ourselves!"
Yi Zhonghai and the other man followed Xu Damao. Xu Damao came to the door of his house, then banged on the door hard, calling for his grandma.
Qin Jingru opened the door and saw a man with a bleeding head standing at her door.
"You are...Da Mao?!"
"Grandma, I want to eat Nana!"
As Xu Damao spoke, he pounced forward, and a scream resounded over the courtyard.
When the people in the yard heard the noise and rushed over, they saw Qin Jingru being pinned down by Xu Damao, who was covered in blood.
"Uncle, what happened to Xu Damao?"
"I don't know either! Drag him over here!"
"Ok!"
Two men came forward and dragged Xu Damao up. He had clear eyes and a pouting mouth, and continued to speak like a three-year-old child.
"Grandma, grandma!"
When Sha Zhu saw Xu Damao's expression, he started to speak.
"Uncle, is Xu Damao crazy?"
"Crazy?! What's going on?!"
Qin Jingru put on her clothes, got up from the ground and started talking.
"Xu Damao is crazy? Really crazy!"
"Hurry up and tie up Xu Damao!"
At Yi Zhonghai's order, several people tied up Xu Damao, who was still shouting and talking.
Sha Zhu was worried that Xu Damao was pretending to be crazy and wanted to wait for an opportunity to call the police, so he spoke.
"Qin Jingru, Xu Damao's condition may be due to a ghost, so we must verify it!"
"Possessed by a ghost?!"
"That's right! He keeps talking about grandma. He must be possessed by a ghost. He must use boy's urine!"
"Silly Zhu, you won't lie to me, right?!"
"How could I lie to you? Anyway, there's no harm in trying. Ask your Xu Xiaoqiang to sprinkle some and feed it to Xu Damao!"
"Then let me try!"
So Qin Jingru called Xu Xiaoqiang and asked him to pee in a bowl. Xu Xiaoqiang urinated in the entire bowl.
Qin Jingru looked at Sha Zhu, and after confirming again, she put the bowl to Xu Damao's mouth. Xu Damao drank it without thinking.
In less than a minute, Xu Damao drank it all up and then started talking.
"Delicious grandma! I want more!"
When Qin Jingru saw that the situation had not improved, she spoke up.
"Silly Zhu, this won't work either!"
Sha Zhu thought Xu Damao was really stupid, but just in case, he decided to test it again and spoke.
"Maybe the kids don't have enough fire, so they come here to tease adults! Xu Damao and I grew up together, so use mine!"
"it's not good!"
"It's okay! I don't mind!"
As Sha Zhu said this, he took the bowl from Qin Jingru's hand, then went to the kitchen and urinated directly into it.
"Xu Damao, if you drink this, I will believe it!"
As Sha Zhu said this, he brought the urine to Xu Damao's mouth. Xu Damao drank it all in less than a minute, then he burped and started talking.
"Baby is not hungry anymore, baby needs to sleep!"
As Xu Damao spoke, he closed his eyes and fell asleep. Sha Zhu now believed it completely and spoke.
"Xu Damao seems to have really gone mad. Here comes another idiot! Qin Jingru, I think you should send Xu Damao to a mental hospital!"
"How much does a mental hospital cost?!"
"This matter is very familiar to the uncle, just ask him!"
Qin Jingru looked at Yi Zhonghai, and Yi Zhonghai stretched out two fingers and spoke.
"I heard from a fellow patient a while ago that it costs twenty dollars a month now!"
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