Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 70: I feel like I’m being teased in public…
"No tail, what tail? I am an upright person, you are not allowed to have any evil thoughts towards me!"
Qi Yanxing was kicked to the ground.
Jiang Yuan sat on the edge of the bed, hugging the quilt, shivering.
The monster who was sitting on the ground with his hands stretched out behind him to support himself smiled in confusion.
"But brother, you shouldn't have such evil thoughts. We already had it last night—"
The monster said slyly and cutely, "Besides, I didn't do anything bad to my brother, so I just touched your tail......"
"You can touch my tentacles, too. I can even cut them off and grill them for you!"
In a flash, Qi Yanxing got a knife from somewhere.
He gestured at his tentacles.
"Octopus feet, grilled skewers, brother, eat!"
........
........
Maybe I was touched by the cute look of the little monster holding a knife and eager to cut the tentacles.
The harsh words that were about to come out of Jiang Yuan's mouth disappeared completely in an instant.
"Xiao Yan, let me tell you again about the tail! I don't have it, really. When we were dating online, the tail waist photo I showed you was not mine. You have to accept this fact, understand."
Qi Yanxing got up from the ground and quickly took out his cell phone.
He has screenshots of all the chat records between him and Jiang Yuan during their online romance.
He saved all the pictures that Jiang Yuan sent him during the chat into a special album.
At that moment, Qi Yanxing pushed the picture of the waist with a swinging furry tail in front of Jiang Yuan.
"Look, brother. I recognize it. This is your waist. It's sexy, dimple-shaped, and thin. I can hold it with one hand."
Jiang Yuan was a little dazed as he stared at the two small round dimples on the waist in the picture.
She has a good figure and her waist looks soft and nice to pinch.
Too bad it's not his.
Oh shit!
Jiang Yuan deleted the photo directly.
Qi Yanxing: “No!!!”
Qi Yanxing immediately stepped forward to grab the phone!
Unfortunately, it was too late, Jiang Yuan was quick.
The backup was also deleted.
"Be good, this waist belongs to another man. Now that you have me, you can't think about other men anymore. If I find out that you take photos of other people's private parts again, I will beat you up."
Although I may not be able to beat him.
But Jiang Yuan always felt that Qi Yanxing would lie down and let him beat him.
After the phone was thrown back,
When Qi Yanxing found out that the sexy waist photos he had backed up had also been deleted, he immediately quit!
"No no no no! Brother, you are so bad! Give me back the photo, I want the tail!"
Jiang Yuan rolled her eyes at him.
"That's another man's. I didn't mind you keeping other men's photos privately, but you still dare to be willful with me!"
"No, no, no, that's my tail photo! I remember clearly what your waist looked like when we were doing it last night!"
Qi Yanxing was so anxious that he grew tentacles.
The tentacles pressed Jiang Yuan firmly onto the bed, and he leaned over her.
He went straight to pull down Jiang Yuan's pants!
"Brother, if you don't believe me, just take off your clothes and compare them!"
As he spoke, Qi Yanxing had already pulled Jiang Yuan's pants down!
Even though they had already slept, Jiang Yuan was unwilling to let the monster pull his pants!
"No! I need some privacy. You are being too willful!"
"I'm not being willful, I just want my brother to know that you really have a tail!"
"I didn't! You're a pervert!"
"Yes, I'm a pervert, brother, so can you touch me?"
Jiang Yuan was convinced by this monster.
Unable to resist, Jiang Yuan compromised first.
Jiang Yuan got up from the bed, arched towards Qi Yanxing, and turned her butt over.
"Actually, if you just want to see the waist, you don't have to take off your pants. I'll just lift up my clothes and show you."
Jiang Yuan lifted up his shirt directly, "Look, there is no tail."
Qi Yanxing's gaze was fixed on his waist, his Adam's apple rolled, and his eyes became darker.
"See clearly, there is no tail. I let go."
Jiang Yuan covered it with white lining.
Just as he was about to turn around, his pants were pulled down by the monster!
With underwear included.
"Brother? Your butt is so nice."
The monster swallowed, "Can I have a kiss?"
Jiang Yuan's brain buzzed!
He pulled up his pants at the fastest speed in his life, then turned around and held Qi Yanxing's shoulders as if he was holding a chicken!
A shake for education!
"Xiao Yan, how can you say such a rude thing? Don't say it again!"
Qi Yanxing was a little confused after being shaken.
But he still very sincerely lifted up his white shirt and put his strong abdominal muscles in front of Jiang Yuan.
"Is there a problem, brother? I want to kiss you, and I'll let you kiss mine, and I've already promised to be together. You can kiss any part of my body. I like you and won't resist, isn't that right, brother?"
Yes.
But that's not the case.
No.
But that's what it is.
Monsters and humans think differently.
Although she has a long mouth, there are some things Jiang Yuan really can't explain to Qi Yanxing!
After briefly summarizing the language, he said, "Actually, we humans are more shy."
"You can't do those things to me in the bright daytime, understand? And... "
"You can watch it next time, but can you please not describe it? The way you look... makes me feel like I'm being stripped naked and molested in public..."
Qi Yanxing opened his big round eyes and nodded repeatedly.
He even took out a small notebook from the drawer and wrote down the key points of Jiang Yuan's words.
Seeing this monster so serious and stupid, Jiang Yuan swallowed back the angry words that were about to come out of his mouth.
"By the way, Xiao Yan, I didn't eat enough for dinner today. Can you cook me another bowl of noodles?"
"Of course I can! I almost forgot about this!" Qi Yanxing slapped his head, "Actually, I prepared some food for you, but I just forgot to take it."
The monster rushed out of the house happily.
As soon as Qi Yanxing left, Jiang Yuan immediately went to call the second escort.
"Biao, please help me find out what happened to Lin Chuchu. Her character is so bad."
Second dart: [Query information 10 gold coins, detailed query information 20 gold coins, how does the host Xiaobao pay? ]
"Does this thing cost money?"
[Yes, host. I went to practice Taoism before and never told you.]
[Normally speaking, you can't fall in love with the villain. Our main task is to follow the male lead route and kill the weirdos! ]
[Host, you still remember that you have a level, right? Raising your level to exchange for gold coins, killing villains, and reaching the pinnacle of this book in the future is our final main task! ]
"So that means I'm still level 1 and I don't have the gold coins to buy your information?"
【Yes. 】
"Oh, okay. Then I'm going to report you for leaving your post without permission to practice Taoism." Jiang Yuan said in a light tone.
Second Dart: [!!!]
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