Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 76: Not Stopping Until You Take Off Your Pants
Qi Yanxing nodded quickly.
"Yes, brother. I can tell you all my secrets. I should also let you know about my rebirth."
Qi Yanxing didn't think there was anything inappropriate in telling Jiang Yuan about his rebirth.
He said that he was reborn and Jiang Yuan would not be afraid.
But if he said that he had made a batch of experimental subjects and cut human flesh for fun, Jiang Yuan would be scared to death.
Ran goose-
Quite the contrary!
Just hearing the word "rebirth" made Jiang Yuan feel his scalp tingling!
As a person who travels through the book, Jiang Yuan knows all the plots of the book!
This book has a bad ending.
Because Qi Yanxing was bullied and unloved, this monster went crazy, and under the double blow of bipolar disorder and madness, he killed everyone in the book!
If Qi Yanxing was reborn,
Then this monster must have known the entire story of the book from the very beginning, just like him!
[Host, I told you a long time ago that the villain is not simple. He has been pretending from beginning to end. You are the only one who believes him. ]
"Don't talk, Xiao Yan can hear everything you say."
Second Dart: [?!]
Qi Yanxing did hear it.
He even pulled Jiang Yuan's sleeve and asked obediently:
"Brother, what is that sound that keeps appearing around your body? Can you tell me more about this sound?"
Second Dart: [! ! ! ! ]
Jiang Yuan coughed awkwardly twice. "I will explain to Xiao Yan about this voice later. But Xiao Yan, your rebirth is not a lie you made up to fool me, right?"
"It's true, brother! You can rest assured about this, I never lie! I was a good octopus before my rebirth, and I am still a good octopus after my rebirth. My only wish now is to live a good life with brother and leave White City, this place of virus and trouble, as soon as possible."
Qi Yanxing blinked twice at Jiang Yuan cutely.
She has long eyelashes and her eyes are clean and pure, without a trace of impurities.
Jiang Yuan was about to ask something else when Qi Yanxing took out a card from his pocket.
He grabbed Jiang Yuan's wrist, turned his palm over, and stuffed the card firmly into Jiang Yuan's palm.
Then he smiled and sneered at Jiang Yuan, "Brother, here are 40 million, although it's not much."
"But this is the money I have saved for two lifetimes. You can spend it and buy whatever you want in the future. There is no limit!"
"I think the highest level of human expression of love is to give money and a house. The castle doesn't have a title deed, so I can't transfer it to you. I can only give you all my money."
"By the way, brother, what's your birthday? Let's go to the bank tomorrow and change the password to your birthday."
Jiang Yuan is an ordinary person living in the modern world. He has never seen 40 million in his life.
The last time Qi Yanxing transferred 500,000 to him, he had already been frightened!
Jiang Yuan fell into deep thought about the 40 million.
Seeing Jiang Yuan in deep thought, Qi Yanxing thought he was still angry.
The monster quickly put its head into Jiang Yuan's arms and rubbed it!
"Honey, honey, look how good I am. This time, let's go together and talk things out with that big bird, so that he knows he has found the wrong person!"
"Tomorrow I will pick flowers for my wife and make small cakes. Every day from now on I will give you a bouquet of roses and make ten small cakes of different flavors."
The octopus really was apologizing in the most sincere way he could think of.
"I'll take the cake and dessert, but Xiao Yan has to promise not to be mean to me next time..."
Hearing this, Qi Yanxing's eyes softened even more.
"No! How could I bear to be mean to you? I deserve to die! I shouldn't have said that. Look! I'll cut off my tongue and give it to you!"
"No - I don't need it!" Jiang Yuan refused and rolled his eyes.
In fact, Jiang Yuan was quite confused at first after being scolded by the innocent and harmless Qi Yan and Xing Xiong.
But the little monster suddenly told him that he was reborn.
Jiang Yuan understood.
In his previous life, Qi Yanxing was cruel, gloomy, and emotionally unstable.
Although Qi Yanxing has not killed anyone in this life, and has never even had blood on his body.
But Jiang Yuan couldn't guarantee that Qi Yanxing would not bear any resentment for the suffering and betrayal he had endured in his previous life.
In this life, he had to get those people away before the castle became a river of blood.
Jiang Yuan knew very well that in order to make a reborn monster let go of hatred, more love was needed to influence it.
While the task is arduous, Jiang Yuan also has to ensure his own absolute safety.
Jiang Yuan added: "Xiao Yan is not mean to me, but he can't hit me either, understand?"
"Beat you?"
Qi Yanxing's pupils gradually dilated, and as he felt confused, his head shook like a rattle!
"No no no no no no! How could I possibly hit my brother! Am I crazy enough to hit my brother? I swear! I swear! If I ever think of hitting my brother, I will kill myself first before I do it!"
Jiang Yuan was amused by his words, "That's not necessary, I believe you."
Qi Yanxing kept shaking his head.
"No, no, no, no, since I said that, I must have this concern. After all, I am a monster, and monsters are fierce..."
Qi Yanxing gently pressed Jiang Yuan's shoulder and said seriously, "Brother, come back with me to get the electric net. Next time I get angry with you, you use it to shock my head!"
"Our octopus is afraid of being electrocuted in the head. The voltage of the power grid is 1100 volts. Please shock it twice more and let the electricity go directly through my heart and brain——"
Jiang Yuan covered Qi Yanxing's mouth first and glared at him.
"Don't say such unlucky words in the future. I believe you won't hurt me. Go back to the house and deal with the chicken first."
At the same time, Lin Tiange, who was tied to the wall, was using her beak to peck at the ropes around her body one by one.
There are no guardrails on the first floor windows.
Lin Tiange flapped her wings to open the window, and flew straight towards Jiang Yuan outside the window——
"Wife, be careful!"
When Bird Feather pounced, Qi Yanxing blocked Jiang Yuan again at an extremely fast speed!
stab-
The bird feather, as sharp as a blade, cut a gash in Qi Yanxing's chest!
Bright red blood sprayed on Jiang Yuan's face!
It made his pupils turn scarlet!
Seeing that he was hit, Lin Tiange felt relieved. He quickly fluttered to Jiang Yuan, grabbed Jiang Yuan's arm and was about to run!
The young man stood there stiffly, as if his feet were nailed into place.
Lin Tiange was stunned.
"Yuanyuan, are you stupid? Run!"
Jiang Yuan looked at him with cold eyes, and the hatred overflowing from her pupils suddenly stabbed into Lin Tiange's heart like the sharpest knife!
Jiang Yuan suddenly shook off Lin Tiange's hand.
Supporting the injured Qi Yanxing, he said word by word:
"You, look carefully, I am not the Jiang Yuan you used to love!"
Lin Tiange stared at the face in her memory, still a little confused.
"Then, can you take off your pants so I can see the mole on your left butt?"
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