Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!

After eating, Qi Yanxing had no intention of leaving.

He lay directly on the sofa, his head resting on Jiang Yuan's legs, his eyes staring blankly at the ceiling.

Jiang Yuan happened to be browsing Taobao looking for rapeseed after dinner.

There is still a lot of vacant space in the backyard of the villa.

It’s midsummer, so you can grow some vegetables that they all love to eat.

"Brother, it would have been great if I had known you earlier." The monster's voice was also dull.

Jiang Yuan slowed down the pace of picking up the rapeseed, "It's not too late now."

"No, what I mean is, it would have been nice if I had met you in my previous life."

Jiang Yuan: "That's right, that way we can be partners for life earlier, and I might be able to protect Xiao Yan earlier."

The monster resting his head on Jiang Yuan's legs was startled for a moment, and then his eyes became gentler in an instant.

"Brother, do you want to protect me?" Qi Yanxing smiled, "But brother doesn't know my past life, and can't protect me. Fights between us monsters are mostly life-and-death struggles, and brother is a human........."

Qi Yanxing paused and thought about it, and decided not to tell Jiang Yuan about the tail.

"Brother is a human, very weak, and doesn't have the ability to protect a monster."

Qi Yanxing said this.

Jiang Yuan felt that he had been greatly insulted!

"You bastard!" Jiang Yuan clenched his fists, "You can't speak!"

Qi Yanxing raised his head and looked at Jiang Yuan with puzzled eyes.

"Hmm? Did you say I can't speak?"

"Yes!"

Qi Yanxing blinked twice in confusion: "But I am telling the truth, brother. I am very happy that you choose to protect me and stand by me, but humans really don't have the ability to fight monsters, especially you."

"I'm short, but that alone doesn't give me an advantage. Most monsters are strong and sturdy, about 1.9 to 2 meters tall. I'm not tall enough, and my physical strength..."

Qi Yanxing thought about the last time they were in bed, when Jiang Yuan fainted twice.

He shook his head helplessly again, "I don't have enough physical strength. Anyway, if I really fight with my family in the future, remember to run far away. The farther the better."

Jiang Yuan was so angry that she gritted her teeth. She didn't even let Qi Yanxing use her legs as a pillow and stood up from the sofa!

Qi Yanxing's mind went blank, and before he could react what was happening, Jiang Yuan grabbed his neck with both hands and shook him!

"You are so mean! So mean, so mean! How many times do you want to repeat the question about my height? I am 180cm tall, really tall! Really! Really!"

Jiang Yuan was furious, but Qi Yanxing added matter-of-factly:

"180 is fine, but I don't think I'm 180. We monsters have very accurate eyesight. I'm at most 17!"

Jiang Yuan quickly covered Qi Yanxing's mouth with both hands!

Afraid that the blockage would not last long, the moment he let go, Jiang Yuan directly covered her lips!

When the warm lips with orange blossoms kissed him, Qi Yanxing's pupils suddenly contracted!

His eyes rolled and his fingers began to tremble slightly.

Such a sweet kiss!

So sincere!

Jiang Yuan didn't know any tricks, she just knew that she could make Qi Yanxing shut up.

The monster was different. After being teased for a while, his breathing quickly became heavy and he kissed back.

A big hand rested on Jiang Yuan's waist, and with a little force, he pushed her into the sofa.

The two panting sounds overlapped, and the breathing sounds in the villa hall gradually became ambiguous and lingering.

"Did you come here just to do this kind of thing with me...?" Jiang Yuan asked in a soft voice.

"No." Qi Yanxing's voice was softer and stickier than his. "I'm worried about my brother's safety. I'm worried about the perverted landlord."

He pressed towards Jiang Yuan and pushed her to the corner of the sofa from behind.

His hard chest pressed against Jiang Yuan's back, and he used his height advantage to hold the human in his arms.

The monster's slender fingertips flexibly untied the white lining on the young man's chest. Its thin lips lightly brushed Jiang Yuan's earlobe, and it sniffed and licked the loose hair beside Jiang Yuan's ear.

".......As for this, I took the initiative to pounce on it, it's free."

Jiang Yuan groaned and nudged him with her elbow, "Then stop doing it. Get out of the way."

"I don't want to try the sofa, brother? Lift your butt up a little, dear——"

The white lining that was just replaced is in vain again.

Jiang Yuan's eyes were filled with moisture, "My clothes will get dirty and I won't be able to wear them later..."

"Then brother will change into something else to wear."

"But my boyfriend sent me a message this morning telling me I must wear this."

Qi Yanxing curled his lips, lightly pinched Jiang Yuan's chin with his fingertips, and turned Jiang Yuan's head around, so that the young man looked at him.

"Why didn't I realize before that my brother likes this style?" Qi Yanxing said in a hoarse voice.

Jiang Yuan blushed a lot after hearing what she said.

"Well, then, if Xiao Yan doesn't like me... I won't say anything."

"Of course I like it. How could I not like it? Then let's make our clothes even dirtier and make our brother's 'boyfriend' angry, okay?"

Jiang Yuan: “…”

Jiang Yuan just made a casual remark to ease the atmosphere.

But he never thought that Qi Yanxing was even more excessive than him?

It's okay if it's excessive, but don't ask him, okay!

"So, brother, do you feel okay, wife? Brother? Baby? Can I start? Can I?"

Hey!

Do not ask!

Stop asking!

Is he shameless?

Jiang Yuan said nothing and glared at Qi Yanxing warningly!

Those light green eyes look beautiful even when they glare at people.

"I understand brother."

Knowing that Jiang Yuan would not answer, Qi Yanxing patted his butt.

Jiang Yuan: “…”

.........

.........

This is just the beginning.

During the whole process, Qi Yanxing slapped his butt more than twenty times.

Jiang Yuan felt quite painful several times.

On previous occasions, Qi Yanxing had been very gentle to him.

Everything was fine this time, except for the patting action which made Jiang Yuan unhappy.

After everything was over, Qi Yanxing carried him to the bathroom to wash.

Through the bathroom mirror, Jiang Yuan saw a large red spot on her butt.

Jiang Yuan felt a little uncomfortable and looked up at Qi Yanxing with tears in her eyes.

Question: "So I took the initiative, but Xiao Yan doesn't cherish it?"

Qi Yanxing's hands, which were wiping his body, froze.

"What did you say, brother? What don't you cherish?"

Jiang Yuan rubbed the area below the waist, "It's this, it hurts when you hit me, and the experience is very bad. I don't want you to touch it again in the future."

Qi Yanxing: “!”

"Isn't my G-spot on my butt? Won't I feel excited when I slap you?"

Jiang Yuan: “….”

o(╯□╰)o

Jiang Yuan has never been so speechless in her life!

The last second, he thought Qi Yanxing understood.

The next second, this monster didn't learn biology class well.

"In short, next time you are not allowed to take pictures or touch me, not even once, understand?"

Qi Yanxing sat outside the bathtub, looked at Jiang Yuan in the bathtub, and scratched his head.

"I... don't really understand. If I can't touch you, where should I put my hands, brother?"

Jiang Yuan: “…”

"Put it on my waist, or on my shoulder, or at worst, just touch my face! Do you need to be taught this? You, you, you, if you can't do it, I'll do it next time!"

Jiang Yuan just complained casually, but Qi Yanxing seriously refuted:

"I don't think you can do it, bro. You're too short. If you do it, the movements might--"

Snapped!

Jiang Yuan gave him a soft and painless slap first!