Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool

After chatting with my aunt, I set off for Old Man Zhang's house.

After knocking on the door and entering, I felt a chill on my back and a tightness on my anus due to the aggressive gaze of Old Man Zhang.

"Excuse me, I've been here so many times, where is your wife?"

"My wife left early."

"If you have an idea, you should find one. Why do you keep staring at me again and again..."

After hearing the last sentence, Mr. Zhang's face suddenly turned black and he said unhappily:

"I noticed that your physical fitness is getting more and more outrageous. What are you thinking?"

"I have to make this clear...it will be good for everyone..."

.........

Later, Zhang Xingwang bought another month's supply of medicine from Old Man Zhang, but this time he paid with corn at Old Man Zhang's request.

As a result, Zhang Xingwang ran outside and squatted at the foot of the wall for half an hour before he came back panting with a sack on his back.

Seeing that Zhang Xingwang had no intention of leaving, Old Man Zhang asked curiously:

"What else do you want? Have you figured out how to learn my unique skills? I'll tell you my unique skills are not cheap..."

"You're overthinking it. It would be great if I could be successful with just one trick. You should keep your trick for yourself."

After he paused, he thought about the effect of tiger bone wine and asked tentatively:

"Do you have any other recipes? Even for making wine? I want to make some..."

Old man Zhang didn't even listen to him finish his words, and interrupted him with disdain:

"I knew you had evil intentions, but the master really passed it down. Whichever one you want, I can make it for you."

After hearing this, Zhang Xingwang felt that he had asked the right question this time, and it really was possible, so he quickly asked:

"There are so many meanings? And they are of different types?"

"Then you are underestimating our master. He has knockout drugs, anesthetic powder, and the secret I love Yi Tiao Chai. The most precious one is the secret medicine for strengthening the body and replenishing the vital energy."

In Zhang Xingwang's shocked eyes, Old Man Zhang looked as if he had seen through you a long time ago, and continued:

"I knew you weren't a serious person. Anyway, I've never used it. If you want it, just pay me and I'll give you a pair..."

After being stunned for a long time, Zhang Xingwang finally reacted, closed his O-shaped mouth, and subconsciously asked:

"I'm just curious and want to ask, is this medicine for strengthening the body and replenishing the vital energy authentic?"

"What do you think? All medicines are decent. It mainly depends on whether the person who uses the medicine is decent."

"Excuse me, isn't your master a traveling doctor? Does he have any other side jobs or hobbies?"

Old man Zhang looked at Zhang Xingwang with disdain and said:

"You think everyone is like you."

When Zhang Xingwang was about to explain, he waved his hand and continued:

"Our master is different from you, he is a serious doctor, but you also know that traveling doctors encounter many difficult and complicated diseases.

There are many people who are unable to do what they want, so it’s okay for the nobles to take some medicine to strengthen their body, right?”

"Nothing wrong!"

"If someone with money and power wants to do something fancy, it's not too much to use a piece of firewood, right?"

"Well... it's barely acceptable."

"Is it reasonable to use a knockout drug on someone who suffers from insomnia or who can't sleep alone?"

"That makes sense... Then your master is pretty good at playing with ropes, and he likes to climb over the wall and look far away when he has nothing to do?"

"No decent person would play with a rope. Your idea is very dangerous. Our master is a serious doctor.

Think carefully with your perverse brain, do all of the above symptoms require you to see a traveling doctor?

After all, our master moves from place to place after each shot, and everyone needs some privacy, and no decent person would go to the clinic to see these illnesses."

"I think this disease is unnecessary and a bit embarrassing..."

"You are still young, what do you know? Besides, you are not a doctor. You don't understand the principle of a doctor being like a parent. Doctors' work is serious and elegant.

Our master is a professional and skilled craftsman, how can I say anything..."

Although Old Man Zhang's words were very convincing, Zhang Xingwang still felt that something was a little strange. However, he was powerless to refute it. In the end, he could only hold his nose and admit that Old Man Zhang's master was a serious person.

I was also wondering who would buy a recipe for escaping, and I was thinking of a trick to escape. After putting it all together, it didn't make sense...

Seeing the look in Old Man Zhang's eyes that said "just pretend", Zhang Xingwang finally realized what he was here for, and then put on a gentleman's appearance and said:

"I haven't even made my words clear, why are you being so rude? I just wanted to ask you if this can be used to make tiger bone wine?"

Old man Zhang was surprised when he heard this, and said without raising his head:

"You still have that good stuff, but you're too lazy. I'll give you a trick in the book. It's in the herbal wine. You just need hands. Go make it yourself."

Zhang Xingwang thought to himself, I finally discovered the truth. What a mess of tricks, it’s obviously just a bunch of medical books.

This old man Zhang seems to be honest, but he is actually secretly trying to persuade people to study medicine. It's really unkind of him.

Zhang Xingwang, who was furious, did not refute him and prepared to go out.

Just as he was walking out of the door, he suddenly had a brain twitch, turned around and said to Old Man Zhang who was still studying corn:

"Well... I have a friend who suffers from... this difficult and complicated disease. Please prescribe some medicine to strengthen the body and replenish the vital energy. I will come with you tomorrow to get it..."

Old man Zhang was still studying corn. He listened to Zhang Xingwang's words and said without turning his head:

"Come and get it tomorrow. Eat less and take some medicine to strengthen your body. It will be good for your health."

"I see... Um, I told you it's for friends, I'm quite satisfied with my current situation..."

Old man Zhang sneered and ignored Zhang Xingwang. The furious Zhang Xingwang left a message "Who are you looking down on?" and slammed the door and left.

As soon as he went out, he thought something was wrong, so he turned back and said:

"You are not a serious person!"

"Tsk, just stop it, how can I be so dishonest?"

"How do you know that combining medicine for strengthening the body and strengthening the body is beneficial?"

"I...I...I tried the drug on myself when I was young...to see the effect..."

This time it was Zhang Xingwang's turn. He sneered at the incoherent old man Zhang and said in a sarcastic tone:

"Since you've tried the medicine on yourself, there's nothing wrong with me trying it too, just in case the medicine works differently on different people.

Please prepare a few more for me, and I will sort out the results of the drug testing for you later. We should think about promoting the good things left by the master. We should not only think about ourselves..."

Then they both sneered at the same time and parted unhappily.