Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool

As a result, the seat Yan Bugui had originally planned for was no longer enough. Liu Gen, who arrived last, found that there was no place to sit, so he went to find Yan Bugui. When he got to Yan Bugui, who was counting money, he said:

"Uncle, this place is not big enough for you. Lick a chair for me."

When Yan Bugui heard this, he thought, not only are you looking down on my nickname Yan Suanpan, you are also trying to insult my math teacher's professional ability.

He immediately replied:

"Don't make a fuss. There's only one more little girl. I've already added a chair."

As soon as he finished speaking, he looked in the direction of Liu Gen's hand and found that there was another little fat boy on the table.

When Yan Bugui saw this, he thought that the person who could take advantage of me was either mentally ill or had not been born yet.

He ran over in two or three steps and whispered to Jia Dongxu with a fake smile:

"Dongxu, didn't we agree that each family would be alone? What are you doing?"

After hearing this, Jia Dongxu wondered why Zhang Xingwang's family could do this. Isn't this bullying an honest person? However, thinking that there would be embarrassment in the crowd, he spoke directly and whispered:

"Don't the Zhang family also have children? What's wrong with me taking care of one too?"

“They paid two payments…”

Jia Dongxu was shocked when he heard this. It was the first time he heard of a company submitting two copies. This would disrupt the market.

I didn't receive such treatment when I got married, but now that things have come to a point where I'm in a difficult situation, I think I can't be outdone by Zhang Xingwang's family.

Then he touched his pocket and found...it was empty. He immediately looked at Yi Zhonghai next to him for help.

Yi Zhonghai was just preparing to eat when he saw Jia Dongxu bringing Banggeng over, but he had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, after listening to the two people's whispers, he felt a little embarrassed when he saw his apprentice's eyes asking for help, but he still reluctantly took out fifty cents and handed it to Yan Bugui.

I was thinking to myself, what is this? I have to give the money secretly. If someone sees it, I'll probably be on the front page of tomorrow's news that Bang Geng and I are grandfather and grandson.

No one paid much attention to Banggeng and the little girl, thinking they were just there to watch the fun.

It was not until Liu Gen added a stool and sat down that he realized something was wrong. He thought that the third uncle was so generous as to allow the child to sit at the table.

Then things started to become complicated. After all, who doesn’t have a child? If there’s not enough space on the stool, just hold the child in your arms.

When Yan Bugui came out from the kitchen, he was dumbfounded when he saw more than thirty people crowded around the table.

After thinking about it carefully, I realized that what I said about one person per family was correct. I rubbed my eyes and quickly asked Sha Zhu not to serve the dishes, then hurried over to find out what happened.

After figuring it out, I explained to everyone earnestly that Zhang Xiaoya and Banggeng could only sit at the table if they paid a gift.

Everyone then embarrassedly chased their children away. After all, according to Yan Bugui's style, no one was willing to pay more money to bet whether Yan Bugui had changed his ways. After all, the sun didn't rise from the west today.

The children didn't care about all this. When the food at their mouths was gone, they started crying. The wedding turned into a funeral.

It was Liu Haizhong who spoke up in time to stop the children from crying. After all, he was a professional in dealing with children.

He just stood up and glared at them, scaring away the group of children.

These children knew that their parents might be trying to scare them or even cheat, but this uncle was well-known for beating children, so he was serious about it.

It is a real fact that they beat their children from childhood to adulthood. It is common to see Liu Guangtian and his brother with bruised noses and swollen faces.

The main point is that seeing is believing. Even children living in the front yard can occasionally hear the dolphin sounds of the two brothers.

In addition, they were so strong and intimidating that they didn't want to test their buttocks to see if they could withstand a beating. They immediately screamed and fled in all directions.

Liu Haizhong looked at the children running away and nodded with satisfaction, feeling that he was becoming more and more authoritative as a leader.

She sat back on the stool and looked at Yi Zhonghai proudly. Although she didn't say anything, she couldn't hide the smug look in her eyes.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Liu Haizhong who was showing off blindly, and couldn't figure out how he was worse than him.

…………

With the addition of Banggeng, this meal was destined to be extraordinary. After all, Jia Zhang taught him three ways of eating before she left.

Yan Bugui breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the situation finally calm down. Looking at the weird atmosphere at the table, he asked Sha Zhu to serve the dishes without saying a word.

They also made arrangements for Sha Zhu and served six dishes at the same time in order to shut everyone up and prevent any more gossip.

His mind was full of thoughts about ending this farce as soon as possible. The money was already in his pocket, and he still had to go back and settle the accounts.

When the first dish was served, Banggeng did as Jia Zhang said. He stood on the chair, picked up the bowl in front of him and brought back a full bowl.

Everyone was in a trance and saw a child with most of his body on the table, and then suddenly realized that there was not much left on the dish.

But after seeing Banggeng hand the bowl directly to Jia Dongxu, everyone didn't know what to say. After all, the child was still young and it could be considered that he was filial.

But then, when they saw Banggeng pick up Jia Dongxu's bowl, everyone became a little uneasy.

Although everyone came here hungry, they still had to have some dignity and were reluctant to take food too frequently. Every time, they each took a piece tacitly.

But the little fat boy in front of me obviously can't afford to play, and he has no martial ethics at all.

While everyone was distracted, the second bowl of the dish was taken away by the little fat boy.

Only a little bit of leftovers and soup were left...

Just then Yan Bugui and the third aunt brought in the last four dishes and said, "The dishes are ready," and everyone started eating.

I didn’t pay much attention to the first two dishes, because today’s meal would not be a loss anyway.

At this time, everyone saw Banggeng calmly put down his unfinished bowl and took out another bowl from his arms.

They immediately got angry. They were not allowed to enjoy the meal properly. Who could stand this? Then they picked up their bowls and charged forward. Suddenly the situation was completely out of control...

Wang Xiulan just saw the first two dishes were gone in an instant and thought that the Jia family was going too far. They were not as formal as the banquets in the village before.

After all the dishes were served, he quickly picked up a piece of stewed cabbage with chopsticks, lowered his head to hand it to the little girl, but suddenly he felt a black screen in front of his eyes. When he looked up, he found that even the plates on the table were overturned.

Um...it doesn't really seem to be a spill, after all, there's no soup left in the dish.