Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool
Chapter 25: The Three Uncles Who Copycat
"My second sister is so lucky. Brother Li, what do you say? I'll listen to you."
"Wait for me to go back and tell your sister-in-law, and let your sister-in-law say it. I will get back to you in a day or two."
"Then luggage brother, do you need to prepare anything else? I will arrange it."
"You seem anxious. How about this? Come over tomorrow morning and I'll tell you what to do."
"Then thank you, Brother Li. I will come to see you early tomorrow morning."
"It's okay, don't be shy. Once your sister-in-law knows that it's your business, she will definitely handle it with all her heart, so don't worry."
After a pause, he said half-jokingly:
"You caught a fish here, just tell your brother Li."
"That's no problem. How about this? I'll come to see you tomorrow afternoon. I'll go fishing in the morning."
"you boy"
Shaking his head in a funny way, Director Li cursed with a smile.
After talking about business, Zhang Xingwang wanted to invite Director Li to dinner, but Director Li declined because he said that his children were still young.
As soon as he arrived at the gate, Zhang Xingwang was stopped by the third uncle. Seeing the third uncle's sad face, he dragged Zhang Xingwang to the corner of the garden at the gate and asked with a depressed look:
"Xingwang, can you tell Uncle San about your fishing secret recipe?"
"What's the secret recipe?"
"Why are you able to catch so many fish? Do you have any tricks?"
"Well, maybe I rented a boat and fished in the center of the lake. You know where the water is deep. There are more fish and fewer people fishing."
Zhang Xingwang thought to himself, I can’t tell you either, I must have collected it using space!
"You're just teasing your uncle. What's the trick? Secret bait?"
Zhang Xinwang was puzzled. He said in confusion:
“There’s no trick.”
"Okay, let's not talk about this for now. I have already made arrangements with the school. Don't forget to report to school the day after tomorrow."
After saying this, he smiled mysteriously:
"Then what did you promise Uncle Three?"
"No problem, I understand. I'm also waiting for my fourth sister to go to school, and I want to celebrate with you."
"That's fine, but after your sister goes to class, you have to tell your uncle the tricks of fishing."
Zhang Xingwang felt that the third uncle must have heard something, or something happened, or he must have been jealous after seeing how many fish he had caught. So he replied perfunctorily:
"Fishing is no big deal. When our fourth sister goes to school, we can go fishing together."
"Then it's settled"
When the third uncle heard this, he let go, grabbed Zhang Xingwang's hand, and replied with a smug look on his face.
As soon as Zhang Xingwang entered the middle courtyard, the third aunt suddenly appeared and asked:
"How's it going? Did you get anything out of him?"
"There will definitely be no problem if I take action. We have agreed that after his sister goes to school, she will go fishing with me. With my level and experience, and his skills, I don't believe I can't learn from him."
After saying this, he went back stealthily.
As soon as Zhang Xingwang returned home, he noticed that the atmosphere at home was not right. His eldest sister and fourth sister couldn't stop smiling and made goose-like sounds from time to time.
The mother also covered her mouth with her hands and smiled. I asked curiously, "What happened?"
The eldest sister and the fourth sister hurried over and vied with each other to tell him about the glorious deeds of the third uncle.
It turned out that the third uncle saw Zhang Xingwang catching a lot of fish, so he had an idea. However, he only caught two small fish on his day off.
The psychological gap became bigger and bigger, and he thought that Zhang Xingwang might have a secret fishing spot.
Then, while the family was busy, he sent Zhang Jiefang to use two pieces of bitter candy to trick his younger sister into telling him the location and method of Zhang Xingwang's fishing.
I also learned from my younger sister that Zhang Xinwang went fishing for a lot of fish the day before yesterday and sold them for a lot of money.
He even took a day off and went straight to Beihai Park excitedly, dreaming of getting rich by fishing.
When we arrived at the park, the always stingy uncle gritted his teeth and rented a boat.
I found a water area that looked like there were fish, and after spending the whole morning, I caught a small crucian carp. It was still not as good as what I caught in Shichahai.
The furious uncle had no choice but to row back.
Originally, the third uncle didn't know how to row a boat, and it was the old man who rented the boat who taught him a few tricks. At that time, the third uncle was anxious to catch fish, so he just imitated him.
The furious uncle was originally ready to return the boat on time, but because of the tight time and unskilled rowing, the boat did not go straight forward as the uncle had planned, but swayed left and right uncontrollably.
The third uncle suddenly panicked and rowed left and right a few times, resulting in the boat starting to spin in the water.
After only two turns, the third uncle was dizzy. As a result, he lost his balance and fell into the lake with a splash. The boat almost capsized. Fortunately, the third uncle often fished and knew how to swim. He struggled to climb onto the boat by holding the edge of the boat, but the fishing rod and the crucian carp fell into the lake and could not be found at all.
This time, he lost both his wife and his army, and the third uncle was so angry that he was so angry that his back teeth were broken.
I stared at the lake for a long time but couldn't find the fishing rod. I was dejected and was about to row back, but I found that the oar was also missing.
It was probably when he was climbing into the boat in the water that he and the fishing rod drifted away.
The third uncle had no choice but to shout for help towards the shore. After shouting a few times, a group of fishermen came to watch.
Finally, the old man who rented the boat rowed another boat and brought him to the shore. Then more and more people gathered around to ask what was going on. It was more lively than watching a movie.
Even so, the stingy uncle still talked back and forth with the old man with wet clothes, and it took more than ten minutes to negotiate the compensation.
Only then did he reluctantly pay the money and went home dejectedly in wet clothes.
When he arrived at the gate of the courtyard, he was about to rush into the house, but he happened to run into Jia Zhang who was sewing shoe soles at the gate and several women who were picking vegetables. Jia Zhang looked up and screamed:
"Uncle, did you fall into the water?"
That loud voice was like thunder out of the blue.
The guilty uncle's heart skipped a beat and he was almost scared to death. He didn't answer and ran home in two steps with his head down.
The gate of the courtyard seemed to have pressed the pause button. There was silence for a few seconds, and then there was the sound of a group of women laughing loudly.
In less than half an hour, the women had completely figured out the whole story of Uncle San. In less than an hour, everyone in the alley knew that Uncle San had rented a boat to fish and then fell into the water.
After listening to the narration of his eldest sister and fourth sister, Zhang Xingwang looked at his youngest sister who was quietly eating candy. He almost died of laughter.
No wonder the third uncle stopped him as soon as he entered the door and asked him how he caught the fish. It turned out that the third uncle had lost both the wife and the army.
As for the job, Zhang Xingwang did not mention it to his second sister because he had not received a reply yet. Besides, he would not know the conditions until tomorrow. The black bear and wild sheep in the space could only be kept temporarily and had to be kept by Director Li. If the other party wanted something else, he would have to rely on the bear and wild sheep to exchange.
There was no plan to go to the black market at night. After the family finished dinner, Master Zhang, who was tired after a day of work, went to bed early.
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