Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool

"We need to talk about that gun. You know the consequences of a buyer losing a gun. Actually, I'm a good match for you. How about I buy you a bicycle..."

After hearing this, Bai Xiaoya looked at Zhang Xingwang with a look that clearly said, "You are trying to trick a fool." She took the bicycle ticket and stuffed it into her pocket as a matter of course. Then, she put on the look of a wise man and slowly analyzed:

"I'm also from the street office, and I know about procurement. A purchaser can only be equipped with one gun. When you came down the mountain, you said you had another one. Obviously, that gun was yours. So there is only one answer, that is, you went through a lot of trouble to get this gun for me. I have to say that you put a lot of thought into it. I like this gift very much..."

Looking at Zhang Xingwang who was somewhat dumbfounded, Bai Xiaoya continued with sympathy:

"Don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who likes money. I don't care about bicycles at all. I don't even care if you're not smart, so I don't care about your conditions."

"It seems that you don't intend to return it to me?"

"Brother, what you said is true. With this token of love, I won't pursue the matter of your sneak attack on me. As long as you don't make any principled mistakes in the future, I will forgive you!"

Zhang Xingwang became a little upset after hearing this, and suddenly wanted to know what the principled mistakes were. However, he held back and slowly approached Bai Xiaoya, watching her covering her mouth in panic.

His face darkened, he approached her and pretended to touch her waist, then used the space to take away the gun on her waist. He was thinking that she would fight back, but he found that she even closed her eyes...

Seeing her cover her mouth tightly, Zhang Xingwang could only sigh that her waist was quite thin and soft, and then ran away in style...

"Zhang Xingwang, you are shameless..."

"You said I was shameless, who would believe me..."

Zhang Xingwang was eventually blocked at the Third Aunt's house. Bai Xiaoya calmly said a lot to Zhang Xingwang and promised that she would never show off again. She wanted Zhang Xingwang to return the gun to her, and even took out the bicycle ticket with a reluctant look on her face...

Seeing Zhang Xingwang's indifferent expression, Bai Xiaoya, who could no longer bear it, finally exploded. Amid the shameless words of the Third Aunt, she directly stepped forward and bit Zhang Xingwang...

The third aunt looked at the two people covering their mouths in the same pose, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. She gave a definition that it was indecent, and then walked away tremblingly...

"Your conspiracy has been completely successful this time, bring it here quickly..."

Zhang Xingwang covered his lips that were hit, feeling hopeless. This woman never plays by the rules.

He reluctantly took out the gun and asked her if she could use less force when biting him, as it caused him to have a severe toothache...

Bai Xiaoya was indeed a shameless person. He then said that his conspiracy had succeeded. There was no reason for him to refuse the gift from his partner. He took the bicycle ticket with confidence and said to the frowning Third Aunt:

"Auntie, don't look at me like that, he is my boyfriend. My second sister-in-law once bit my second brother like this, and my second brother immediately went to the forest to stay for two days happily, and brought back a roe deer. I haven't bitten it yet..."

After hearing these shameless words, Third Aunt left even faster, saying she wanted to go to Second Brother's house to have a chat with the couple...

Dinner was roe deer meat. Third aunt's cooking skills were really amazing. Zhang Xingwang's mouth was drooling with joy as he ate it. The only regret was that Bai Xiaoya had been guarding against him as if he were a thief, and she was very unhappy because the gun had no bullets.

Moreover, he had no ambition at all, and was unwilling to study how to bite people as Zhang Xingwang said. He said that his second sister-in-law had arranged it, and that the skill was a must-have skill and could not be used under normal circumstances. As for what his second sister-in-law taught him, he kept his mouth shut and did not say a word...

While eating, Third Auntie asked Zhang Xingwang weakly:

"When are you and Xiaoya going to get the marriage certificate?"

Bai Xiaoya jumped out first and asked with a troubled look on her face whether she had to go to the capital after getting married.

She said she didn't even want to go to Jichun, let alone the capital, and asked Zhang Xingwang if he planned to stay in the village. After that, she changed the subject and said dejectedly that it was okay to go to the capital, but could he come back more often during the holidays...

Zhang Xingwang was helpless. If it wasn't for the sign-in, he would have wanted to leave that weird courtyard long ago. If it was just for the space, he wouldn't care. After all, the current one was enough. The problem was that both the planting space and the holiday rewards were too good to be true...

It's not that he hasn't thought about this problem, but he just can't think of a way to have the best of both worlds.

Third Auntie broke the silence again and said with a frown:

"That's nothing. Married people don't always go back home. Just come back more often when you have time. Once you get used to living there, you probably won't want to come back. Xiao Zhang, when you return to the city, send a telegram home to let them know. I'll discuss it with Xiaoya's mother..."

Zhang Xingwang felt that he had to find a way to solve this problem. If he did it again, Brother Tong would probably look down on him...

But this short-legged object of his was really careless. After a while, he acted as if nothing had happened. He quietly asked him what he was going to do with tomorrow's prey, and whether he could leave some food for his troublemaker. He gestured with his arms and said that he had lost a lot of weight recently...

The next night, Zhang Xingwang arrived at the forest outside the village as promised. Wei Changyou and seven or eight other people were already waiting in the forest. Wei Changyou was a generous man, but at this moment he looked at Zhang Xingwang with a dark face and said:

"Why did you only send two people? Why didn't you tell us to take you there earlier? If I had known, I would have just used a bullock cart to take you there. Why did you go through all the trouble of bringing it to the forest?"

Zhang Xingwang quickly explained that his helpers were nearby and told them to just leave after the transaction and that they didn’t need to help deliver the goods…

Although Wei Changyou, who appeared cold on the outside but was warm on the inside, didn't even believe in punctuation marks, he still urged them to hurry up and make the deal. It turned out that the atmosphere in the village here was really different.

According to Wei Changyou, this is his home. He has no idea what it means to be low-key. He boasted loudly about the prey he had caught and described the hunting process in vivid detail. He had no sense of being sneaky at all. His loud voice even made Bai Xiaoya come to him following the sound...

Although she was very unhappy with Zhang Xingwang for dumping her, seeing that Zhang Xingwang was busy with business, Bai Xiaoya did not make a fuss. Instead, she looked like a good girl and watched both parties complete the transaction. Anyone who saw this would say that this woman had good sense.

The atmosphere of this transaction was the most friendly one. According to Wei Changyou, Zhang Xingwang is now also a neighbor.

He generously said that the prey had been weighed before it arrived, and because it was his own, the weight was rounded off, and he was told to re-weigh it if he was worried. After learning that Zhang Xingwang had no intention of re-weighing it, he happily said that it was to his liking, and he was worthy of being a person who could date Bai Xiaoya, with a bit of Bai Laoer's style...