Otto: I am the Heisei Big Brother

"I didn't play!" To prove his innocence, Dagu said hastily: "She tried to attack me, but I grabbed her ankle.

Then I picked up her feet, swung them up and smashed them on the ground, swung them up again, and smashed them on the ground again!"

Everyone: (°Д°)

They all stared at Dagu in amazement.

Somewhat unbelievable.

Da Gu would actually be so cruel one day, and he could be so cruel to a woman! !

He might as well not explain.

After seeing everyone's expressions, Dagu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that my innocence is preserved, which is great!

Iruma Hui stared at Daigu strangely for a moment, then looked at Lina.

"He really did that?!"

Lina shrugged, "That's exactly what I did, and after hitting the man in front, I hit him from behind.

The man was hit so hard that his protruding part was swollen all over! "

After all, these are the first to hit the ground, so naturally they are subjected to the greatest impact.

Shinjo looked away and looked at Daigu in astonishment.

“The bulge!?”

"You mean breasts?"

Lina glanced at him, her eyes swept over his butt, and said, "There's also a butt!"

Then he looked at Da Gu, "Quite brutal!"

Xincheng swallowed, then looked at Dagu, "It's too cruel!"

I was thinking of marrying my sister to Dagu, but it seems I have to be more cautious.

If there really is domestic violence in the future, he won't be able to beat Dagu.

Dagu: (?_?)

Never mind, it’s not slander, just say it.

Suddenly, he had an idea and thought that although this matter was not good for him, if he changed his mindset, this would be a good opportunity to show off.

So he hurriedly looked at Lina, his eyes sparkling as he said, “I only feel sorry for sister Lina!”

Lina: o(*////▽////*)q

Lina's face turned red instantly.

The whole person began to emit red steam.

She was so embarrassed that she was at a loss and began to tremble.

"Stinky Dagu, what nonsense are you talking about in front of everyone!"

Why don't you hide in a deserted corner and say such things? It's so embarrassing!

Others: Σ( °△°|||)

The corners of their mouths twitched a little. They were caught off guard and force-fed a mouthful of dog food. They felt so uncomfortable and disgusting.

I feel like vomiting!

yue～

……

three days later.

Thanks to the joint efforts of Kazuki and Dr. Kenmura, Unit 1 and Unit 2 were finally upgraded.

This is mainly due to the computer assistance of Xiaoai and Yerui.

Hehui and his team mainly deal with hardware issues such as changing, replacing and upgrading.

The software was completed by Ye Rui and Xiao Ai team members working together.

When Katsuhito Miura handed over the Hiyan to the Victory Team.

Xin Cheng was very excited. He glanced at Da Gu and said, "Da Gu?"

"Let's go!" Dagu said with sparkling eyes.

He also wanted to try and see how much more powerful Unit 1 was.

Then, they were all stunned.

"Oh shit!" Ye Rui exclaimed.

Even Xiao Ai was the same. "The speed of Feiyan No. 1 has exceeded Mach 10. This..."

Mach 10, what a concept!

This is almost the speed of a missile.

Xincheng's shocked voice came out from the communication, "Oh my God, this speed, I feel it can be improved further!"

Zongfang asked hurriedly: "Xincheng, do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?"

Dagu replied: "No, we feel great!"

As he spoke, he took a look around the cockpit and couldn't help but ask tentatively, "Brother, did you add any equipment to the cockpit, such as anti-G force?!"

Horii raised the corner of his mouth and praised: "Smart, yes, the cockpit has been replaced.

When the speed exceeds Mach 5, the anti-G force device will be activated, allowing the driver to greatly reduce the physical burden caused by speeding! "

This time it was Lina's turn to be confused.

She has also piloted the Speedy and the Panlong, but neither of these two ships can easily reach this speed!

"Horui, how did you create this speed?!"

The others also looked at Kazuki and Horii curiously.

"It's very simple. We use two flight systems!"

"Anti-gravity and vector jet!" This is also thanks to the construction data of the Speedy.

So they borrowed the structure of the Speedy and greatly reduced the size of the jet engine.

But its power has not decreased at all, but has increased by one or two Machs.

The paint on the fuselage was imitated from Jingu Qiao.

It can reduce air resistance and the damage of shock waves to the body.

With the remaining space, Horii found several doctors and together they reduced the size and optimized the anti-gravity system.

It can just fit into the empty space of Unit 1.

The two systems are used simultaneously, so the speed reaches the highest level possible for humans.

"And with the addition of a particle amplifier to Unit 1, our laser weapon is now three times more powerful than before, reaching the power of Unit 2's laser in one fell swoop!"

"Also, the Spike Missile has been upgraded. It's now called the V2 Missile!"

"According to previous data, only one missile is needed to kill a Gakuma-level monster!"

Moreover, the speed of these missiles is over Mach 10. It can be said that once they are launched, it is difficult to dodge.

Even if the target dodges, the missile will automatically adjust its direction and continue to bombard the target!"

After listening to the introduction, Xincheng exclaimed with great joy: "Ah..."

"It's really a replacement for a cannon!"

"I have never flown such a luxurious plane in my life!"

At the same time, in the universe.

There was a collision.

A man with a bird's head cursed at the people opposite him fiercely: "Leqiulan people, are you idiots?"

Such a wide space, and you actually crashed into my spaceship, you are simply a moron!"

The man on the other side couldn't take it anymore. He turned on the communication and cursed back, "You stinking bird man, you Lebicans are all idiots and morons!"

"I was following my route, but you guys insisted on bumping into me!"

In another spaceship, he directly interrupted their quarrel channel.

He cursed in the same unpleasant manner: "Lebik people, Leiqiulan people, are you mentally retarded?"

"If you encounter other spaceships, won't you get out of the way?"

"If you affect my game, I will treat you as my prey!"

The two of them shouted at him in unison, "Shut up, Muzhen!"

For a moment, something quite surprising happened in the universe.

The drivers of the three spacecraft involved in the accident were swearing at each other in the communication channel.

However, the level of their verbal abuse is just that you are mentally retarded, he is an idiot, and both of you are idiots.

Any random old lady on earth can scold these three people to pieces.

The three of them fought fiercely for three hours, not only were they dry-mouthed from cursing, but they also had strange emotions in their hearts.

How can I describe the emotion? It was a kind of mutual admiration and a sense of regret that we had met too late.

'These two people can fight with me for three hours without being scolded away by me. They are really strong opponents! 'X3

As they were cursing, someone suddenly said they wanted to go to Earth.

The other two were stunned for a moment, then exclaimed in surprise.

"You're going to Earth too?!"

The air was quiet for a while.

The three of them said in unison: "Yes, I want to go to Earth too!"

The air was silent again for three seconds.

The Lebik star was immediately surprised and exclaimed, "What a coincidence!?"

"Yes, what a coincidence!" replied the Leiqiulan

"What a coincidence!" The Muzhen people felt that this coincidence was a bit too much.

Not to mention that they inexplicably collided in the vast universe, their swearing skills were equally good.

In the end, even the destination is the same.

This is this...

I always feel like someone is playing a prank on them, but I also think it's just a coincidence.

It's just that this coincidence is too much of a coincidence.

The Muzhen alien narrowed his eyes slightly. Since he felt there was a problem, he had to find out the problem.

Moreover, the entire Muzhen Star is standing behind him, and he is a hero-level figure of Muzhen Star, so his strength is naturally top-notch.

Anyone who dares to plot against him will definitely pay the price.

So the question is, how to lure this person out?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at the other two spaceships.

Following these two big idiots might produce some good results.

So he, who had always had a paralyzed face, rarely forced out a stiff smile.

"Since everyone's destination is Earth, why don't we go together!?"

Upon hearing this, the other two agreed one after another.

"Okay!"

"can!"

After saying that, the three of them looked at each other and laughed.

"Hahaha..." x3.

Laughing, the three of them hung up the phone.

When the call was disconnected, the smiles on the three people's faces disappeared instantly.

On the ship of the Raqiulan aliens.

Besides him, there are his wife and his son.

The wife came forward worriedly and asked, "Husband!"

The Leiqiulan frowned and said unhappily, "Call me General!"

wife:"……"

Here we go again...Alas...

"General, if we are with these two..."

Hearing this, the Leiqiulan star curled his lips in disdain.

"Don't worry, I'm a general on our planet, and I'm very powerful. These two were able to argue with me for three hours, and they're obviously good at talking, but their hard power is definitely not as good as mine.

Let them follow, so they can be used at the critical moment!"

Hearing this, the wife said nothing more.

Now that he had a clear idea in his mind, I felt a lot more relieved.

The same thing happened on the Lebik spaceship.