Otto: I am the Heisei Big Brother

As soon as Zoga returned to the Luluye ruins, he prostrated himself respectfully in front of a huge conch.

After kowtowed three times to the conch as usual, he came to the side and quietly built a bird's nest with the stones from the ruins.

Then she straddled it beautifully, pulled her lower body, and then squatted down happily.

After being in a daze for a while, it finally remembered its business.

It must know the full strength of Tiga.

This concerns their dark survival.

But it didn't want to contact the man and the dog right now.

It plans to just stare blankly for a while before saying anything.

After I come to my senses, I will go find those two. If they are still alive, it means that Tiga’s strength is very weak.

It's so bad that it can't even deal with these two pieces of trash.

If these two died, it would mean that Tiga's strength is still very strong.

Moreover, it also wanted to use the alien as a rapist, so it naturally couldn't let him be contaminated by darkness, so as to avoid being discovered by Tiga.

So whether they are controlled or not has little impact on it.

"Chirp..."

Thinking of this in its mind, it couldn't help but let out a complacent bird cry.

Then he gathered the surrounding stones to make the bird's nest more round.

After doing all this, it shrank its body, covered its body with its wings, and closed its eyes to enjoy it.

Like its owner, it is actually quite lazy.

If those humans hadn't been so noisy and disturbed the owner's sleep, the owner would have been unwilling to pay attention to them.

As their master's followers, they naturally inherited their master's lazy characteristics.

If you can lie down, you will never stand.

Except fighting.

……

Half a day passed.

He Hui has been in the laboratory for three hours.

He asked Dagudai to take care of his dog.

Dagu naturally accepted it with pleasure.

"Wow, so cute!"

Lina looked at Gazi with sparkling eyes.

Compared to two years ago, her indifference has faded and she has become more girlish.

Dagu is totally fascinated by her.

As a result, Da Gu came forward happily and said, "Hey, I found that it looks like Horii!"

Everyone was stunned and couldn't help but look at the dog carefully.

The same went for Lina. After a moment, she was surprised to find that the more she looked at him, the more he looked like Horii!

"It's true!"

Xin Cheng was not happy. He crossed his arms and retorted, "How can they be similar?"

"Let me tell you..."

"Huskies are the best dogs in terms of appearance, just like me, a handsome guy among humans!"

"You're insulting its appearance by saying it looks like Horii!"

"If anyone should look like me, it should be me!"

After saying that, he straightened his nose, looking like he was really awesome.

Everyone: (?--)

After they were stunned for a moment, they were all speechless.

I've heard that dogs look like humans, just like Dagu just said that Gazi looks like Horii.

But I have never heard of anyone who looks like a dog, let alone Xincheng saying that he is as handsome as Gazi.

But he didn't know it yet.

Tsk tsk tsk… people are compared to dogs…

There must be something wrong with this guy's brain.

At this time, the door opened.

Horii and Kazuki walked in.

"I say, that's enough!" Horii looked sour.

As soon as he came in, he glared at Daigu and said unhappily, "I am Horii!"

Dagu chuckled at him.

Didn't say anything else.

Iruma Hui asked curiously: "Is the translation machine ready?!"

As she said this, she glanced at He Hui.

"With him here, it should be done!"

When it came to business, Horii was no longer angry. He proudly took out something that looked like a car battery.

Put it on the table so that everyone can observe it carefully.

"This was created by He Hui and I based on animal linguistics!"

"Although the monsters are huge and scary, we guess that they are also a kind of animal, and their language should be similar!"

Xincheng poked the "big brick" and looked at the spring antenna stuck on it, feeling a little worried.

"Can this thing really translate the language of monsters?"

"Besides, it's a monster, how can it be compared with an animal?"

Hearing this, Lina couldn't help but retort: ​​"I think Horii is right, monsters are also a kind of animal!"

"But have you ever seen an animal that big?"

When Xincheng and Lina were about to quarrel because of their respective opinions, Dagu hurriedly stepped in between them and interrupted them with a smile: "Okay, okay, stop talking!"

Then he looked at the translator and said, "Let's try to translate the dog's language first!"

After hearing this, everyone said nothing more.

Yes, now they can only use dogs for the experiment. After all, they can’t find a monster to translate!

Involuntarily, all of them looked at He Hui.

The dog belongs to Hehui, so he should be the one to do this.

He Hui didn't waste any time, but reached out and pressed the power button of the translation machine.

After the screen displayed various values, he pressed the button twice and then looked at Gazi with a smile.

Gazi was stunned, and he understood Hehui's look.

So he jumped lightly, jumped onto the table, and squatted in front of everyone.

It also fiddled with the translation machine curiously.

"Oh my god, you really made a translation machine?" It asked Hehui in its heart.

'You'll know if you try it!'

Everyone held their breath, looking at Gazi curiously and nervously.

He Hui said, "Come on, howl a little!"

Gazi: “Woof?”

The next second, a slightly childish voice came from the big brick.

"How?"

Everyone: "!!!"

They were all stunned because they actually heard human language.

And this seems to be what the dog said.

Even Ye Rui stopped arguing with netizens. He also stood up and moved closer to the crowd with curiosity.

The dog Gazi was stunned.

It never expected that its dog language would actually be translated.

Although it often communicates with its original body through telepathy in its heart, it doesn't matter what language it uses, as long as the other party can understand it.

But once it speaks in dog language, the original body cannot understand it.

Therefore, it is often necessary to use telepathy to synchronize its language.

Although transmitting the message does not require much mental effort each time, it is very troublesome.

If I carry this translator with me, does that mean I only need to use my mouth and not my mental power? ?

As it thought about it, its eyes gradually became brighter.

He woofed again.

Less than a second later, a voice was heard again on the big brick monitor.

"I won't accept any gifts during the holidays this year..."

Gako:!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

Holy shit, it’s actually translated! ?

And it's still so complicated.

Then it howled again.

"Woof~Hmm~"

The translator translated his words diligently.

"The wind is blowing all over the world, great fortune..."

Hearing the words coming out of the translation machine, Gazi became very excited.

It seemed as if it had found a new toy and began to howl in the command room.

"Awoof~"

"What are you barking at?"

"Woof~"

"What are you?"

"Woof~"

"Little beheader!"

"Old rotten shit!"

"Chewing your horse's teeth!"

Everyone: (?_?)

They were quite surprised at first and didn't understand why this dog knew so much.

But as they listened, they suddenly discovered something: this guy seemed to be arguing with the translation machine.

For example, 'What are you barking at?' and 'What are you looking at?'

From these words, it is not difficult to hear a sense of rising anger.

Not to mention the unbearable words that followed.

"So your dog is like this!" Xincheng reached out and nudged Hehui, pursing his lips.

He Hui was also a little embarrassed, "Well... after all, it's... a Husky!"

"There's something wrong with my brain, please understand!"

Iruma Hui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "This is also the first time I've seen a dog scolded so harshly!"

Or the kind that scolds itself!

Seeing the husky like a crazy person, everyone's original curiosity about the dog communicator developed by Horii and his team disappeared without a trace.

Even He Hui threw the brick monitor directly to the Husky and let it curse on its own.

He noticed that everyone was looking at him strangely, and he immediately knew what they were thinking.

Obviously they all thought that they were the ones who taught Gazi to say these words.

Otherwise, how could a dog like him learn these dirty words?

It can't be that it has ever been to school.

He quickly explained: "Don't look at me, how would I know it would say these words!"

"Maybe it learned it when it was wandering!"

It's impossible that it's its own clone, so it can say such dirty words!

Hearing this, everyone nodded subconsciously.

That was true. After all, they were all familiar with He Hui and knew each other well. Naturally, they knew that he would not say such dirty words that were as profane as those used by telegraph monkeys.

At this time, Horii could no longer suppress the smile at the corners of his mouth.

"Hehe... I'm sure everyone is praising me in their hearts!"

After all, I have a smart brain that they all envy.

Especially Xincheng, he would definitely be envious and jealous.

You know, the dog communicator is almost a groundbreaking invention.

There is no longer any language barrier between humans and other species.

The relationship between humans and nature will be infinitely closer.