Otto: I am the Heisei Big Brother

During the battle in space.

A strange thing also happened in Sagami Bay.

The son of a starry night photographer became good friends with a pair of eyes.

Yes, within a few hours, the two became good friends.

It's just that you say yours and I say mine, and no one can understand what the other is saying.

But the strange thing is that both of them seemed to know what the other wanted to say.

such as:

'Where's your mother?'

"My mother is dead, what about your mother?"

'My mother lost me, but where's your father?'

"My father drinks all the time and beats me, but I know he is a good father. By the way, what about your father?"

'I don't know. We snails are hermaphrodites. We can get pregnant just by exchanging sperm.

So I don't have a father, or rather, my father is my mother! '

'What does your father do?'

"My dad is a photographer, but I don't like him taking photos. I want him to spend more time with me. But I think if my dad can take the best photos and win awards, he will be very happy!"

"Wait... I don't understand what you are saying, but why am I telling you this?" I didn't understand, it felt like it was asking and then I said it!

Weird!

'Wait, what am I talking to this guy about? He can't understand me!'

Little boy: ?╭╮?.

"Oh, Mom, I miss you!"

Little snail: ⊙﹏⊙

'Hey, Mom and Dad, where are you?'

Xiaowo misses you so much!

woo woo woo...

Just like that, the two little guys became close friends because of a disagreement.

Sitting on the rocks just above the tram line at the moment.

The little boy looked at the tram lines with a sad look on his face.

"Xiaowo, do you think life would be easier with only mom?"

At least mom doesn’t drink and doesn’t beat him...right?

The little snail, however, raised his eyes and looked at the universe with a sense of loss.

It can't understand human language, but it inexplicably wants to speak its mind.

'Little man, do you think it would be better if my mom was a pure father, or a pure mother?

I heard that dad is the pillar that holds up the sky, and mom can support a family of three! '

This way, no matter who I follow, I won’t get lost... right!

For a moment, the atmosphere between the two was silent.

Finally, they sighed in sync.

Both of them: "Alas!"

……

Low Earth Orbit.

After Lina controlled the City of Time and Space and used a wormhole to bring the director and others up, the two sides had a brief meeting.

Horii took the translation machine and came to the two-hundred-meter-tall snail spirit. He nodded to the director, indicating that everything was ready.

Next to the Director was Chief Ji Gang, while Staff Officer Yuan stayed at the base to take charge.

Director Sawai looked at the giant snail that was three times taller than Tiga, and felt deeply moved.

“It’s really huge!”

I guess it’s the only monster of this size.

With a sigh, he cleared his throat, then turned on the microphone and said politely: "Hello, snail...uh...mom!"

The snail spirit mother lowered her head and opened her eyes wide, only then could she see clearly the tiny humans on the ground.

It feels like a normal person looking at peas.

Because he is too young.

No, I should say that I am too big.

It is two or three times larger than ordinary monsters.

This is obviously not conducive to conversation.

Then it thought about it, and its entire huge body shrank rapidly.

In the blink of an eye, two two-meter-high eye poles appeared on the field.

Its eyelashes are very curled, just like Toad Li's.

It is filled with the charm of a young woman.

It's just that because the child was lost, it now looks very sad and haggard.

After it shrank, it said softly and delicately, "I'm sorry, I just remembered that I can shrink!"

"But..." It looked at the human who was still a little shorter than it, and said apologetically: "This is the smallest limit I can shrink!"

Everyone: "..."

They all looked at it speechlessly.

To be honest, they weren't surprised at how much it could shrink.

Because I have seen it.

And they also have shrinking ray guns.

What made them speechless was that it seemed to have been installed again.

"Uh... well..." The director awkwardly changed the subject and asked, "Excuse me, does your son look like you?"

Snail spirit mother: “???”

Look at what this person is asking.

If your son doesn't look like you, who else will he look like?

"Uh...yeah...our mother, father and son all look the same, with rainbow colors all over them!"

As it spoke, it turned its eyes to the empty space, then glared, and the next second, a virtual image appeared in front of everyone.

This is a photo of a small snail leaning against a larger snail.

The background is the bright blue ocean of the universe, which is also the gathering place of methane.

Due to special reasons, the ocean of the universe glows with a bright blue light.

It is very vast and beautiful.

From the smiling eyes of both of them and the little snail leaning on the big snail, it is not difficult to see that they have a good relationship.

Everyone looked at the lifelike picture and subconsciously ignored the term "parents and children".

They turned to look at the eyepole.

"Wow... this is your son... he is so handsome!"

Snail spirit mother: ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ

"Yeah, yeah, my son is good-looking, right?"

"Hee hee hee……"

When the snail spirit mother heard someone praising her son, she was so happy that she couldn't close her eyes.

The Director and Chief Ji Gang looked at each other in confusion.

In fact, when the snail spirit mother shrank, the two of them had a bold guess.

"Okay, Director, let's go to the place where the little snail was lost!" Commander Zongfang asked.

It’s better to find the little snail as soon as possible to avoid any accidents.

After all, he couldn't help but think of human traffickers and the like.

What if the little snail didn’t get lost on its own, but was kidnapped by alien traffickers!

Although the little snail is a monster.

But after all, it's just a child.

Even though it is fifty meters tall.

And I heard that the Darabon race is very rare in the universe.

Who knows, there might be some perverted collector who has set his eyes on these mother and son.

After all, as long as the money is in place, there will always be people who are not afraid of death and will come forward.

No!

Hearing this, the snail spirit mother immediately looked at the director and said, "Thank you for helping me, but my son is still missing. Let's go find my son first!"

"Once I find it, I will repay you!"

As it said this, it urged the members of the Victory Team to quickly head into space.

Director Sawai quickly stopped him and said, "I think I know where it is!"

Everyone: (;?Д?i|!)

Snail spirit mother: o(?Д?)っ!

"Eh?!"

This villain knows where his son is? !

How is this possible? How could such a coincidence happen in this world? This is not a novel!

His own son was lost outside the solar system.

How could it possibly come to Earth?

The director also knew that what he said was a bit too coincidental.

But based on the information Xiao Ai provided, and the similarities between mother and son, he had to admit that the little snail was indeed on Earth.

This is also the reason why he asked Lina to take him to the space-time city in low-Earth orbit.

The purpose is to find out whether the two eye sticks they saw are the sons of the snail spirit mother.

but……

He looked the eye pole up and down. There was no need to test it, they were mother and son.

He didn't waste any words and nodded to Director Ji Gang.

The latter put away the fan with a snap, took out a laptop and aimed it at the eyepole.

A surveillance video was playing on the laptop.

Since the rapid development of human technology, coupled with the crime rate of aliens, there are many crimes.

So TPC headquarters spent a lot of money to install ultra-high-definition cameras on every street in Japan.

At the same time, Ye Rui also designed a new big data management system, which will be managed by the new department.

Specialized in monitoring what is happening across the country.

Avoid crime and alien infestations.

It’s no wonder that detectives are almost out of work since the advent of surveillance cameras.

Moreover, the people on the Victory Team have the authority to mobilize surveillance cameras throughout Japan, especially Xiao Ai.

Her authority is second only to those of the three of them.

Just now, when the Victory Team went to the universe to investigate the cause of the black sun, Xiao Ai discovered something abnormal in the surveillance.

And passed it to the director for their review.

The members of the Victory Team, as well as the snail spirit mother, came closer to take a look.

They were all shocked.

"These two eyes..." Xincheng turned his head and looked at the snail spirit mother next to him with a very strange look.

Definitely its biological son.

Everyone's eyes were all fixed on the snail spirit mother.

As weird as it can be.

They didn't expect that the thing they originally thought would be a bit difficult, now seems not to be that difficult!

Oh no, it’s not difficult at all!

Now you have found it!

The snail spirit mother said excitedly: "Yes, this is my son. Look at his eyelashes. The left eye has three more than the right eye!"

Victory Team: “…”

Wow, this is the first time I know that one can find someone by using eyelashes!