Siheyuan: I don't mind if I break up the marriage

I saw an old woman in her forties running out of the ladies' room in panic.

As he ran, he shouted, "Rogue! There's a gangster in the toilet!"

At this time, a man came over. He was the man of the middle-aged woman. When he heard that a gangster was hiding in the toilet and peeping at his wife, his fists clenched so hard that they made a creaking sound.

"Damn it! How dare you peek at my wife going to the toilet? I can't kill him!"

Having said that, he went straight back into the women's restroom and found that there was no one inside.

"Wife, there's no one inside, how could there be any gangsters?"

"Why not? You were spying on me in the cesspool!"

I have to say that the toilets at that time were all dry toilets. The pits were sloped, and the feces would flow into the pits.

And if you look up from the perspective of the pit, you can indeed see it.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai's face changed in the pit. He was beaten and soaked all night, and woken up by someone's urine. He turned out to be a gangster? !

This is so damn unfair, where can I go to seek justice?

No matter what, we have to get up here and do some business. It's been soaked all night, and the smell... well, I seem to have gotten used to it.

"Cough cough...Help, help~~" Yi Zhonghai shouted in a hoarse voice.

When everyone heard the sound, they looked and found that there was actually another person in the toilet!

Xu Damao also saw Yi Zhonghai at this time, his face was full of shock, but the next second he burst out laughing.

"Wahaha... Uncle, why are you in the toilet? Oh, I see, you are peeping at people going to the toilet, right?"

"I'm not saying you're an uncle, but how could you do such a thing? It's really embarrassing for us in Compound 95."

Yi Zhonghai really didn't have time to argue with Xu Damao at this moment, and angrily said: "Xu Damao! Get me up there quickly!"

Xu Damao pinched his nose and said, "You stink too much. How can I save you?"

"Wait, I'll call your apprentice to rescue you."

After saying that, Xu Damao ran back to the compound.

"Jia Dongxu! Jia Dongxu!" Xu Damao shouted Jia Dongxu through the glass.

Jia Dongxu in the room turned over and frowned, cursing: "Xu Damao, you are so sad. You won't let me sleep so early in the morning. Get out of here!"

Qin Huairu had already gotten up at this time. She came out and saw the smiling Xu Damao and asked, "What's wrong, Xu Damao? Why are you shouting so early in the morning?"

"Hehehe, quickly get your man to get up and save the old man, the old man...Pfft..."

Xu Damao burst into laughter again halfway through his speech.

Qin Huairu frowned and wondered why Xu Damao was so happy so early in the morning.

"An old man...he fell into the toilet, hahahaha...I am dying of laughter..."

Xu Damao finally finished speaking while holding back his laughter, and he was holding his stomach and laughing so hard that he could not stand up.

When Jia Dongxu in the room heard what happened, he also wanted to go and see what Yi Zhonghai was doing.

But if you really want to watch the fun, don’t you have to help save people yourself?

Jia Dongxu was too lazy to save Yi Zhonghai. He would rather not watch the excitement than save Yi Zhonghai!

I simply turned over and continued to sleep.

Sha Zhu on the opposite side heard Xu Damao's words and hurried out.

"Xu Damao, what did you say? An old man fell into the toilet?!"

Xu Damao couldn't stop laughing, and pointed outside and said, "Outside, hahahaha, go and save them quickly."

Sha Zhu was anxious to save people, but when he saw Xu Damao smiling so happily, he kicked Xu Damao hard in the butt as he passed by.

Xu Damao was not paying attention and fell flat on his face.

"Fuck! Stupid Zhu, are you sick? I didn't provoke you, why did you kick me?"

"Bah! You stupid pig! Get down in the toilet!"

Xu Damao patted the dirt off his body and cursed.

When Sha Zhu came outside the compound, he saw Yi Zhonghai standing in the toilet with a very calm expression.

However, Sha Zhu couldn't stand the smell and pinched his nose with a ferocious expression on his face.

"Uncle, hold on, I'll find a stick to pull you up!"

Sha Zhu returned to the compound and found a shoulder pole that was not used for carrying water from behind the gate. He tried it and found that the length was just right. This thing was also very long, just right for saving people!

"Uncle, hold on, I'll pull you up!"

Sha Zhu put in a lot of effort and finally pulled Yi Zhonghai up after he had been soaking in the water for a night.

Seeing that there was still a knife stuck in Yi Zhonghai's stomach, Sha Zhu's eyes widened immediately.

However, the place where the dagger was inserted was no longer bleeding.

Perhaps the wound was blocked by the filth on his body, and the wound on his abdomen seemed less serious.

"Uncle, what's wrong with you?" asked Sha Zhu.

At this time, Sha Zhu also discovered that Yi Zhonghai's head was also cut, and blood scabs were all over his face, obviously his head was injured.

"I was beaten up last night! I also spent the whole night in a cesspool!"

Yi Zhonghai's words stunned everyone present!

"What the hell! Soaked all night?! In a cesspool?!"

"Damn! The old man in Compound No. 95 is such a ruthless person!"

"Yeah, this thing has been soaked overnight, so it must have been marinated well, right? Ugh~~"

Sha Zhu also stayed far away from Yi Zhonghai and said hurriedly, "Uncle, please go to the bathhouse and take a bath. I will go home to find clothes for you."

The most urgent thing is that Shazhu doesn't know whether to go to the hospital first or take a bath first...

"No! He can't leave!"

At this time, the middle-aged man who was looking for the gangster stood up and stopped him.

"This rascal from your No. 95 compound! How dare he peek at my wife going to the toilet! This guy must be taken to the police station!"

"Yes! I've heard that a certain uncle in the 95 compound is dishonest. He doesn't work properly every day and only does these bad things!"

"This old scoundrel must be arrested by the police!"

The people, middle-aged women and middle-aged men who shouted to arrest Yi Zhonghai were not from Compound No. 95, but residents of Compound No. 94 next door.

Those who know Yi Zhonghai but are not familiar with him will not be like the residents of the 95 compound, who give Yi Zhonghai some respect as an uncle.

"Nonsense! Can you please open your eyes and look at my condition?!"

"I'm a hooligan. Can I be covered in blood, stabbed in the stomach, and peek at you while soaking in a cesspool?!"

"Yours is rimmed with gold, is it worth my peeking at it like this?!"

"I was fucking tricked. I was beaten up last night, stabbed with a knife, and kicked into the toilet!"

"I shouted for help all night long but no one came!"

"I've just been rescued, and you're already calling me a gangster! Call the police! I want to see what sentence the police will give me!"

"If the police find me not guilty, I will sue you for false accusation!"

Yi Zhonghai was furious. He looked so miserable, like a hooligan?

What kind of scoundrel can be so bad as to end up in a cesspool? Isn't the price too high?

He had been shouting for help all night but no one cared, and now he was treated as a hooligan as soon as he came up? Yi Zhonghai could no longer suppress his anger!