After those stupid black-clothed men from the M organization went back to their boss, “How was it? Come and report on your battle situation today. Did you defeat them?” The boss sat on the sofa domineeringly, with a piece of iced coffee between his nails, and blew the smoke from his mouth from time to time.

The wounded and miserable subordinates standing opposite him all lowered their heads, too scared to speak. "Come on, Fatty No. 1, speak up! Tell us what happened that day!" the boss began to shout.

"That's right, boss. We were planning to shoot successfully and kill them, but we encountered obstacles later." Fat No. 1 began to speak.

"Hindering? If you didn't kill him, then you didn't kill him. Don't make excuses! I hate it the most when people make excuses!" The boss began to roar, "You are a bunch of good-for-nothings! I really raised you for nothing!"

"Yes, boss. It's our fault. We shouldn't make excuses. Failure is failure. Not getting it done is not getting it done! We are deeply aware of our mistakes." The five idiots in black began to bow and apologize.

"But tell me about it. What happened to you that day? Tell me in detail. Don't miss any details!" The boss started patting the sofa next to him and smashed the ashtray to the floor. Some of the fragments of the ashtray even pierced into the bodies of the five idiots, but they didn't dare to say a word.

Because the more they resist, the more severe the boss will punish them. "Let me tell you, we first wanted to kill them in the restaurant that day. We were watching them from behind and wanted to launch a sneak attack when they were least prepared. But the beauty was the enemy and we were discovered by the girl taking orders at the front desk. So we secretly moved our position."

"We haven't been discovered by them at this time, isn't that amazing?" Fatty No. 3 started shouting, thinking he was very powerful, but in fact he was just a bear.

"Stop making empty promises. You're not as good as me at making empty promises, and you're not as handsome as me. Why are you pretending?" The boss started to point fingers at them and ridicule them.

"Yes, the boss is the most handsome! The boss is the most handsome in the entire universe!" The man in black began to flatter.

"Okay, stop flattering me. I don't like it. I also worked my way up from the bottom. I don't need this kind of talk. It's enough for you to do your best! Now, let's continue with the rest of the story!"

"Got it, boss! We were following them closely. I even played Need for Speed ​​twice and even vomited!" "Yeah, I saw Xiaowu was really trying hard. He played Need for Speed ​​several times." The men in black began to talk about the situation at that time.

"Okay, go on!" the boss continued.

"Later, we continued to track them and followed them to Buzz Lightyear Star Rescue, where we made our layout. Our strategy was to disperse our thinking and have our brothers sit around the target person."

"Some sat behind Dai Qianqian, some sat in the last row, and some sat a few rows inside, swearing to encircle and wipe out the enemy." No. 3 in black began to speak.

"Are you the ones who are besieging others, or are you the ones being besieged? It's so funny!" The boss held the red wine glass in his hand, shook the glass leisurely, and swallowed it in big gulps.

The men in black looked at the red wine in the boss's glass as if they were watching piles of money pouring into the toilet. This must be the legendary nouveau riche. Although the men in black felt sorry for the money, who told him that he was the boss and they were just workers.

"We were surrounded! We tried very hard. In the Buzz Lightyear StarCraft rescue scene, we tried to stand up and shoot, but our colleagues pointed guns at us and threatened us. Some of us even wanted to deal with the woman first.

But Ran Hao found out right away, scolded us severely, and hit me with his arm, giving me a concussion. Boss, I still feel dizzy now, can I still report a work injury? I am really injured." Man in black No. 3 started to act like a spoiled child, hoping to get the boss's attention.

"Reporting a work injury? Is this your first time doing this? Don't you understand the rules? Your body is your own. You are not smart enough and you are not capable enough to get yourself injured. Don't blame me. After all, I adopted you when you were little. You and I signed a life and death agreement a long time ago. You take care of your own life and death. It's none of my business if you die, okay?"

The boss began to mock, saying that he didn't expect these orphans he adopted when they were young to be so self-righteous and think that their identities were important. In fact, their status and position were not even as good as his own dogs at home.

"People, you should always respect your own status and position. Don't talk nonsense no matter where you are. Otherwise, people will just think that you are big but dumb. God gave you this body for nothing. Inside this 190cm body is a pile of rotten shit!

If you have time, learn from the security guards at Peking University. They review and study hard while they are on duty. They are admitted to Peking University. You guys don’t know what to do all day long. Go to bars or pick up girls! "

“We have some thoughts, but what we are thinking about is how to (make rich ladies fall in love with me).” Man in black No. 4 began to refute with his head down.

This caused the men in black next to them to look at each other, and they exchanged glances and said that the fat boy in black No. 4 said it very well. We have studied, but our research directions are different, which led to different results.

These words also made the boss less fierce. Perhaps for a moment he had already regarded these men in black as his five living treasures. They didn't need to be powerful, they just needed to be obedient and do as they were told. He would not let them feel anything, but would only make himself feel that way. In short, the male chauvinism idea was right.

"Later we tried to let Xiaowu take action, but he was notified by the broadcast as soon as he stood up, saying that he couldn't stand up. Everyone was staring at me, and I felt so embarrassed that I was petrified for a moment." The man in black recalled the scenes of that day.

"You were petrified by them and felt ashamed. But didn't you realize that you would be equally as embarrassed if there was no result? Aren't you afraid of being torn into pieces by me? You should go out and see the world more often. Otherwise, people will think they like you when they stare at you! This is called a narcissistic attack! Okay, keep talking!" The boss continued to eat betel nuts, looking at them with disdain.

"I sat down quietly afterwards, waiting for an opportunity to act again. Unexpectedly, the elementary school student next to me secretly replaced my gun! I was so angry!"

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