Siheyuan: I became a truck driver

Li Huaide finalized the matter directly.

After leaving Li Huaide's office, Xiao Yun returned to his own office.

There was only one person in the room at this time, and Lou Xiao'e did not come to work.

Xiao Yun was not surprised. With Lou's father's status, it seemed that absenteeism was not a big problem for Lou Xiao'e after she had gone through such a thing.

Xiao Yun leaned back in his chair, drinking hot water while entering the space to sort out the crops.

At this time, there is already a lot of space, organisms, and crops, and it is impossible to eat them all.

After thinking for a moment, Xiao Yun grabbed a goat in the space, and with a slight movement of his consciousness, the goat was processed into clean lamb chops.

Xiao Yun kept the lamb legs separately.

The following time was spent trying dishes according to He Daqing's recipes.

When it was almost noon, he left the steel mill directly. When he was near the state-owned store, he removed the leg of lamb and hung it on the handlebars.

Long before going to work, he and Su Ming had already agreed to go home at noon to attend He Yuzhu's wedding.

The two chatted along the way and soon arrived at the courtyard.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, an alluring aroma came out. Xiao Yun sniffed the air and said, "Hmm, cabbage stewed with meat."

"Why do you think Brother Zhuzi's cooking is so delicious even though they are both cabbages?" Su Ming couldn't help but speak out.

Xiao Yun parked the car and shook his head, "Hahaha, I don't know, maybe they have a secret recipe."

The two entered the courtyard and saw He Yuzhu standing by the outdoor stove. He looked excited and said, "Xiao Yun, come on, the seat has been reserved for you. We are just waiting for you two."

Xiao Yun smiled, "Really? Thank you very much. Here, this leg of lamb is my wedding gift to you and Yi Jie. Take it."

He Yuzhu said, picked up the spatula and refused to take it.

Xiao Yun was polite and finally went straight into the house and put the leg of lamb in.

He Yuzhu was speechless when he saw this, so he had to personally arrange for Xiao Yun to sit at a table which he considered to be the most important.

After Xiao Yun sat down and looked around, he couldn't help muttering in his heart, I gave you the leg of lamb, why are you repaying my kindness with evil?

There were not many people sitting at the same table.

Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, the first aunt, the second aunt, plus the deaf old lady, and the next is Xiao Yunsu Ming.

Looking at these people, Xiao Yun suddenly lost his appetite.

Not to mention others, just what Liu Haizhong did made him feel disgusted.

Not to mention the deaf old lady. When this old woman saw Xiao Yun, it was as if some mechanism had been triggered. She immediately started describing the space like a madman.

This also gave Xiao Yun a headache.

On the contrary, they were very happy to sit with Xiao Yun.

Xiao Yun is now the logistics director of the steel rolling mill, which is a very high position. Doesn't the fact that they are eating together indirectly show that their status is also extraordinary?

Soon, the food was served. Xiao Yun put on a fake smile and clinked glasses with a few people, chatting casually.

But after taking a few bites, there was a commotion at the next table.

Xiao Yun looked back and saw several adults teasing Banggeng. Banggeng was standing on a stool, reaching out to grab a piece of stewed cabbage in a large bowl.

Just when the chopsticks were about to touch the food, one person pulled it away, deliberately preventing Banggeng from eating, and mocked him, "Banggeng, is this something you can eat? Your mother is a slut, why are you just thinking about eating instead of watching the parade?"

Xiao Yun didn't have a good impression of Bang Geng at first, but when he saw an adult saying such things to a child, he couldn't bear it.

Before he could say anything, Bang Geng got so angry that he threw his chopsticks down, jumped off the stool and ran back home.

"Oh, you see, Bang Geng has quite a bad temper."

"That's right, whether you want to eat it or not, come and eat with us."

...

At this time, they had not yet realized what kind of existence they had provoked.

Bang Geng, the Siheyuan Thief Saint, the super-hero saint, does things without considering the consequences, just for pleasure.

Normally, it was just a petty theft that was targeted, but now...

Xiao Yun noticed the look in Bang Geng's eyes when he left, and immediately coughed softly, then pulled Su Ming away from the table.

Xiao Yun's intuition told him that he had to run now, the faster the better.

Xiao Yun and Su Ming had just returned home. Before Su Ming could ask what happened, Bang Geng walked out of the house with a basin in his hand.

"Shh, don't talk, just watch here." Xiao Yun made a hushing gesture and raised his chin towards the window.

Su Ming followed Xiao Yun's movements and looked out the window.

Bang Geng came in front of everyone with a washbasin. While no one was paying attention, he reached into the basin, grabbed a handful of yellow paste, and threw it at the two adults who had just teased him.

At that moment, two loud voices were heard in the courtyard.

"Fuck! Banggeng, you actually threw shit, yue~"

"My grass!"

As two roars of different decibels were heard, the entire central courtyard was in chaos, and one of the people who was dumped grabbed the stick.

But Banggeng twisted his body, dodged it, and raised the basin in his hand.

In an instant, the combination of urine and feces on Banggen drew a graceful arc in the air and then scattered everywhere.

The largest piece flew directly into the pot.

"Awesome!"

"Fuck, Yue~"

"Ah! Where did the shit come from, Yue"

...

While the residents of the compound were all shocked, Liu Haizhong, who was eating, was hit by a piece of shit and instantly became furious.

"Bang Geng, you naughty kid, playing with shit is disgusting to you!"

Looking at the shit in the pot, He Yuzhu felt nauseous. He gritted his teeth and searched for Banggeng, but he was nowhere to be found. Banggeng had already returned to the house.

Bang Geng's move made it impossible to distinguish between friend and foe. Qin Jingru, who was enjoying her meal, was also peed on. She vomited out the food she had just eaten uncontrollably.

He Yushui and Yi Jie, who were helping in the kitchen, did not escape either, their bodies were covered with shit spots.

"This joke is too disgusting. If you hadn't pulled me away, I would be covered in dirt by now." Su Ming's pretty face was frowned, and the nausea could be felt even through the window.

Xiao Yun nodded, took out a cigarette and started smoking, "By the way, the teacher is not outside, I didn't see him just now."

Su Ming shook his head. "No, the teacher said he had a headache and needed to take a nap, so he won't be coming to eat at noon."

"That's fine, that's fine."

After confirming all this, the two continued to watch the fun.

In the compound, everyone was searching for Banggeng, wanting to teach him a lesson.

But as expected, no one saw it because Banggeng had already hidden back home.

He Yuzhu was the first to react. He rushed over with a spatula, kicked open the door of Jia's room, and pulled out the cat's stick under the table.

In an instant, everyone gathered over.