The little crybaby in the group, the young master is a softie

"Humph! He has just transformed and his mind is so evil. He dares to pretend to be the Wuji Tianzun and deceive us in front of so many of us.

He has a nice face and nose after plastic surgery. If we really let him grow up, he will rebel in the future!"

Su Xiang glared at the young boy fiercely and said.

"That's it!"

The others echoed, not thinking that Su Xiang had done anything excessive.

"What? It's obviously your fault. If you hadn't mentioned the Wuji Tianzun in front of me, how could I have thought of impersonating him?" The young boy defended himself with grievance.

"What do you want to do by pretending to be the Wuji Tianzun?" Su Yang looked at the young boy puzzledly.

"Of course it's to eat delicious food!" the young boy said confidently.

Hearing this, everyone rolled their eyes: "I think you don't need to eat any delicious food, just go and make something delicious! Come on! Take him down and chop him into firewood!" Su Xiang said sternly.

"Stop! I was wrong. I shouldn't have said that. Woohoo~"

The young boy had a sad face and tears in his eyes. Su Yang and others couldn't help but feel sorry for him for a moment.

"Okay, considering that you are sincere in admitting your mistakes and you are good-looking, I will spare your life for the time being. Clean yourself up and go to the front hall to receive guests!" Su Xiang waved his hand and said.

"Oh." The boy nodded, his eyes rolling around as if he was thinking about something.

"Can I ask a question?" The young boy suddenly came forward and said mysteriously.

"explain."

"What does it mean to receive customers?" the young boy asked curiously.

Su Xiang was slightly startled, then suddenly realized, patted his forehead and said:

"Ah! Look at me, I forgot that you just transformed and don't understand anything. Let me explain it to you!"

So, Su Xiang patiently explained to the young boy what receiving customers was and so on.

"Su Xiang, this is not good, right? He is still young." Yinzhi said reluctantly.

This tree spirit transformed too early, so it is still in the body of a little boy, white and tender, green, with a small face and thin neck, beautiful like spring...

"What are you afraid of? He's a tree, not a human. It's okay to let him eat some meat in advance." Su Xiang said disapprovingly.

"Brother, I think Yinzhi is right. He was a tree before, but now he has turned into a human form. We can't bully him for being ignorant of worldly affairs and humiliate him like this, right?" Su Yang echoed.

"Well... well... let him grow up for two years before taking over. For now, let him go to the kitchen to burn the boiler!" Su Xiang said after thinking for a while.

"What the hell is burning a boiler?" the young boy asked in confusion.

Su Yang was delighted when he heard this, patted his shoulder and said:

"Burning the boiler is just cooking. It's hard to explain it to a little monster like you who just transformed. Just remember it anyway.

Every day I am responsible for picking vegetables, washing vegetables, chopping wood, serving vegetables, etc. Also, I just need to stay away from the open flames and not burn myself!"

"Oh." The young boy responded, looking a little disappointed.

"But I still like this job of receiving customers. I just need to take a shower."

"You..." Su Yang was speechless.

Su Xiang clapped his hands and said, "See what I said? There is no good fruit in our yard!"

Then he called Xiao Heidan to take the young boy away and make some arrangements. After working for most of the night, everyone dispersed one by one.

……

Wei Zhi was finally freed. He rushed back into the house in a flash, took Feng Zhi out of his pants, gritted his teeth and threw him against the wall. Feng Zhi immediately turned into a human form.

"Ouch... my coccyx, my groin! Please be gentle, it hurts so much..."

"Eat, eat, eat! I'm going to let you eat a bullet today!"

Wei Zhi said this angrily, walked to the table beside him, took out a pistol from the drawer, sat on Feng Zhi's body, and put the muzzle of the gun into his mouth.

"Tell me! Will you dare to do it again in the future?!"

Feng Zhi smiled evilly, licked the muzzle of the gun with his tongue, and said with a stern expression:

"Your performance just now was really wonderful. Oh~ I never thought that the majestic king of beasts would also be unable to stop one day...hahaha..."

Wei Zhi's face turned pale instantly when he heard this. He grabbed his neck with one hand and pulled the trigger without hesitation.

"Crack!"

There was a sudden light sound from the muzzle, followed by a hollow sound from the barrel, and the bullet was stuck.

When Wei Zhi saw this scene, he was stunned. He looked at the gun barrel in his hand in confusion and was speechless.

"Hahaha... Wei Zhi, you're so happy that you've lost your mind, right? I'm a thousand-year-old snake demon, how can a broken gun do anything to me?"

Feng Zhi finished speaking with a smug look on his face, raised his hand and stroked his chest, moving it slowly downwards...

"Tell me, isn't it awesome?"

"Ha! I have to admit, your skills are really poor!" Wei Zhi said with disdain.

Hearing this, Feng Zhi was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned red, and he shouted in shame and anger:

"Fuck! Who are you saying has poor skills? I've never had a good relationship with anyone, so how can my skills be that good?

I still…I…I still learned this little knowledge from books…”

Feng Zhi suddenly stopped talking, lowered his head with a red face, and seemed unwilling to admit that what he just said was indeed the truth.

Seeing this, Wei Zhi smiled mischievously and said teasingly:

"So you don't know how to do it? Then why are you saying that you can make me feel like I'm in heaven in bed? Tsk tsk tsk tsk..."

After Wei Zhi finished speaking, he stood up, straightened his clothes, and walked towards the coffee table.

"Stop!" Feng Zhi suddenly called him.

Wei Zhi turned his head, looked at him provocatively and said, "What else do you dare to do?"

"Come here!" Feng Zhi snorted coldly.

"I'll come if you tell me to, who do you think you are?"

Wei Zhi said disdainfully, sitting on the sofa and drinking tea by himself.

"I... Shit! Then I'll come over, okay!"

Feng Zhi glared at Wei Zhi in frustration, walked over quickly, sat opposite him, and asked seriously:

"Tell me the truth! Did you lie to me when we were in the demon world?"

"what?"

Wei Zhi said pretending to be stupid.

"Stop fooling around! Let me ask you, did you never touch me when we were in the Demon Realm?" Feng Zhi questioned.

"How can it be……"

"How is that possible? I really believed your lies! After I went back, I collected all my belongings and prepared to live a good life with you. Do you know that?!

But the more I thought about it, the more I felt something was wrong. How could you suddenly change your personality when you normally wouldn't even let me kiss you? What's more..."

Feng Zhi's expression became more and more embarrassed when he said this, but he still gritted his teeth and continued:

"Besides, I've never tried it with anyone else. If I did, there's no way I wouldn't feel anything afterwards!"