Siheyuan: This is really immoral

Lin Zhuang was riding a bike in front, and Ran Qiuye was holding a rope in his hand.

The fish under the rope was already dizzy and almost blew white bubbles from its mouth.

My life is over!

This was probably the last consciousness of the fish.

During the weekend, people on the road looked at this strange combination and felt itchy when they saw two strings of fish hanging on the hood of the car.

It would be so delicious if we could take this home!

It’s unfair of God that he let this kid catch so many fish!

Lin Zhuang looked at the envious and jealous eyes of the passers-by and thought to himself, if he were alone, he would have to ride slowly.

It has been a long time since I heard such frequent notification sounds of points being earned, and the pride and show-off of fishermen returning with a full load.

But under the scorching sun, Ran Qiuye in the back seat kept moving.

I guess it was the car mat that had been exposed to the sun and was extremely hot.

I had to speed up secretly so that I could get to the courtyard earlier.

After arriving at the gate of the courtyard, Ran Qiuye thought of something and asked Lin Zhuang.

"The awesome terrier in your yard, now...?"

"Isn't he in juvenile detention? It will probably take some time for him to get out."

At this time, Lin Zhuang didn't know that Bang Geng had got such a great "opportunity" in it.

The next great joke that comes out will definitely be an improvement on the ultimate version of Thief of Thieves.

ah~

Ran Qiuye let out a long sigh.

I really don't understand why such a young child would do such a thing.

After Lin Zhuang pushed the cart into the courtyard, he found that Yan Bugui was not in the middle of the yard. Perhaps it was too hot.

Just as I was thinking this, I heard his voice before I saw him.

"Hey, Lin Zhuang, where did you go fishing? You caught so many good fish, why didn't you take me with you... Hmm? Teacher Ran, you are here too?"

Ran Qiuye had known for a long time that Yan Bugui was from this courtyard, so it was not surprising.

"Yes, Lin Zhuang took me fishing today."

What's the point of taking a girl fishing? She can't help you catch more fish or carry things for you. You might as well take me with you.

Yan Bugui was muttering madly in his heart, but his eyes were always on the two strings of fish. He wiped his palms and said:

"Linzhuang, I think this fish won't live long. Why didn't you bring a bucket when you went fishing? What a pity. Do you want me to pickle it this time?"

Ran Qiuye looked at him in surprise, then looked at Lin Zhuang, and thought, so Teacher Yan is the master who is very good at pickling fish and has been pickling fish for thirty years?

It’s so hidden!

"Uncle, please go back to the house and rest first. You know the fish is going to die. I have to release water to feed it."

Lin Zhuang looked at this "roadblock" helplessly. Why did he have to look at whether he could get any benefits every time?

"Yes, yes, go ahead."

Lin Zhuang took out his big basin, drew two large buckets of well water, and put the fish in.

Fish: I confess. I confess everything. Please stop exposing me.

Lin Zhuang then said to Ran Qiuye, "Qiuye, please sit down wherever you like. There is a radio here. Do you know how to use it?"

"Yes, a little bit."

When Ran Qiuye heard the radio, he didn't sit on the stool. Instead, he walked to the radio in the hall and fiddled with it with interest.

Lin Zhuang picked up the last grass carp that came up and planned to slaughter it first.

But there is no surplus food at home now, mainly no vegetables and so on, which are available in other spaces.

"Qiuye, I'm going to borrow some vegetables from next door. We have everything at home except vegetables."

"Don't bother, just eat fish. I'm getting tired of eating vegetable leaves every day, just a few things."

Ran Qiuye answered Lin Zhuang without hesitation.

Lin Zhuang gave up, there was nothing else. People in later generations were tired of eating meat, and basically they would eat some vegetables first before eating.

Lin Zhuang thought about it and decided to take the fish out of the basin, intending to pickle the fish today since Yan Bugui was free.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he went out, Yan Bugui was just as he had calculated. Even under the scorching sun, he had to sit and watch the door of Linzhuang's house.

Just then, Yan Bugui saw Lin Zhuang coming out with the fish, and immediately went up to him and asked with a smile:

"Lin Zhuang, why are you serving this fish...?"

Yan Bugui narrowed his eyes and asked the question even though he knew the answer.

"Uncle, could you please kill this fish for me and marinate it like last time?"

Yan Bugui raised his eyebrows and thought to himself, I knew it!

But he still pretended to be hesitant in order to plan something more, and said.

"Oh, so that's what happened. But... you have too many fish. I finally got a day off, and it's so hot today..."

Yan Bugui said this with a somewhat reluctant expression on his face.

Lin Zhuang clearly understood what he meant.

Need more money!

"That's true. It's a rare day off for the Third Master. Forget it. I'll do it myself later."

After saying that, Lin Zhuang turned around holding the basin.

Yan Bugui was really anxious now. He wanted to earn more, but he couldn't let the duck in his mouth fly away.

He hurried forward and grabbed Lin Zhuang, saying:

"Hey, Lin Zhuang, don't leave. The Third Master hasn't finished what he's saying yet."

"Although the weather is hot and there are a lot of fish, we are neighbors in the same yard. How can we not help with such a small matter?"

"Come on, let Uncle Three take care of it. You go and entertain Teacher Ran."

I still don't believe that you asked me for help without giving me anything!

Yan Bugui thought so in his heart, but his smile was like that of his neighbor Lao Wang, amiable and friendly.

Lin Zhuang certainly never thought of cooking the fish himself, and he did admit that the fish pickled by Yan Bugui was indeed very delicious.

He was not one to take advantage of Yan Bugui, so he said to him:

"Uncle, I won't let you help me for nothing. The smallest one here weighs more than a pound, so I'll give it to you as a reward. I don't want the fish bladder of each fish, how do you think?"

The third uncle thought he could only get some scraps, but he didn't expect to get a fish weighing more than one kilogram. He was instantly overjoyed.

Even though he wanted to bargain just now, he didn't think he could get a whole fish. He thought half a fish would be enough.

Fearing that this good job would slip away, he immediately said: "Okay, we are all good neighbors, of course I am willing to help with these things."

"Just put your mind at ease, but...what salt should I use to pickle the fish this time...?"

"Just like last time, just tell me how long it took."

"But, Third Uncle, even though there are a lot of fish here, we shouldn't need to use too much salt, right?"

Yan Bugui knew what Lin Zhuang meant. He was not angry even though he got the benefit. He said righteously:

"Of course, of course we use as much as we need."

"Okay, then I'll trouble you, Uncle San."

Yan Bugui would never be bothered by such things.

It is expensive to catch fish, the more the better.

Yan Bugui happily held the fish basin and watched Lin Zhuang's back as he returned to the house.