Siheyuan: This is really immoral

"Master, what you put in here is... a bed?"

The bald man said awkwardly but still in a sagely manner: "Donor, since I have been living in seclusion in the mountains, I have no longer cared about worldly things."

"You have a pair of wise eyes and you can see clearly that there is indeed a bed behind the curtain, but this is where I sleep."

"The conditions here are harsh, and the villagers down the mountain can hardly get enough food. How can I, a poor monk, use the extra gold and silver to decorate the temple?"

"I have already taken these things lightly. All the money from the donors is used to help the villagers."

Xu Damao was immediately filled with emotion. This bald guy must be a fool. He doesn't even want money! !

But he didn't dare to say what was in his heart. After all, this bald guy was his life-saving straw now.

"Master, you are truly an accomplished person! Master, can you please tell me how I can have my own child? Do you want me to pray to Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

The monk was shocked. Here comes the opportunity! !

This silly boy finally got to the point!!

Jie Jie Jie! ! !

It's been a long time since I've tasted the taste of a donor... and I still have to put money in my money box, wonderful! Wonderful!!

After pretending to hesitate, he stood in front of the Bodhisattva statue, clasped his hands together, and muttered to himself, as if he was talking to the Buddhas in the sky.

Finally, when Xu Damao was getting impatient.

The master seemed to have communicated with the Buddhas. He came back solemnly, sat down and said to Xu Damao:

"The donor's problem is not small!!"

"But after my efforts in communication, I was finally moved by you. Amitabha!!"

Xu Damao thought, this is amazing, this also shows that I have a big problem! !

"Master, you are amazing. You can tell that I have a big problem. Yes, I have always been honest. I have lived for so many years and have never done a bad thing!"

"Every time an old lady crosses the road, I have to help her across, for fear that she will fall and no one will help her."

"I believe in our Buddha the most. Every day at home, I purify my mind and then kneel before the Buddha and chant sutras for an hour."

Xu Damao looked serious, but he was talking nonsense.

The monk felt ashamed when he heard this. How could he bear to take away the believers with such faith... He could only bear to accept both the money and the beauty! !

"It is not easy for a donor to have such a kind heart. No wonder my Buddha said that you have a pure heart."

"Then Master, how do I solve this problem?"

The monk picked up the Buddhist beads, struck the wooden fish with one hand, and chanted the Heart Sutra over and over again.

"When Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva practiced the profound Prajnaparamita, he saw that the five aggregates were empty and was able to overcome all sufferings..."

Xu Damao waited patiently for him to finish, afraid of accidentally disturbing the master's practice.

"Donor, I have temporarily solved your problem."

"But... this kind of thing is more important for the female donor, and the donor needs to bring her lover with a heart of respect, love, and faith in Buddha."

"Remember, when you come here, you can only walk one step at a time, and don't use any convenient things."

"Also, the money for offering incense to the Buddha is indispensable. Let the Buddha feel your sincerity."

The monk followed the previous routine and was usually exhausted after walking all the way.

When the special incense is lit, it will be a wonderful...

Jie Jie Jie! ! !

Suddenly, as if I had forgotten something, I almost slapped my forehead subconsciously.

It's been so long since I entered the process that I'm a little rusty. I can only add one more sentence:

"Donor Xu, please remember that the female donor must come in person on that day, alone, to show your sincerity. Otherwise, if it doesn't work, you can't blame me."

Xu Damao listened to this and nodded seriously. Just as he was about to speak, he seemed to have thought of something and the corners of his open mouth froze.

Fuck, where can I find a woman now!!!

I hope it won’t be a failure! My ten dollars!!!

The monk saw that his expression froze and thought that he had discovered something wrong, so he followed the usual practice.

Now, as long as I put on some pretense, I can basically control him. "Donor, if this is too difficult, then just give up. This has exhausted me a lot of energy. Now that I have retired for many years and am old, I can't stand this kind of torment anymore."

"I was moved by Mr. Xu's devotion to Buddhism. Since Mr. Xu has so many concerns, there must be some inconvenience."

"Donor, I won't stay here for long."

Xu Damao wanted to cry but had no tears. He said honestly, "Master, it's not that I don't want to! It's just that I don't have a wife!"

What a genius!!

The corners of the monk's mouth twitched violently, and a few black lines appeared on his originally smooth head.

"Are you kidding me, benefactor?"

"A good cook cannot cook without rice. If the donor is alone, how can I, a poor monk, pray to Guanyin for a child?"

If I wasn't afraid of what I might say, I would have kicked you out if you had smashed my money box and taken it away! !

Since you were generous and it was a great unity, I will not hold you accountable for making me so happy in vain.

"Master, this is not possible! Monks are supposed to be compassionate, you can't give up on me!!"

Xu Damao said with a wry smile that he couldn't say that he didn't have a wife, but Lou Xiao'e was gone and his father-in-law was forcing a divorce. He was able to delay for so many days because he hid it well, and the Lou family didn't want to make it known to everyone.

But he couldn't leave his child without a place to go! Xu Damao thought about it and came up with a solution.

Or... find Lou Xiao'e and ask her to cooperate? ?

As soon as this thought came to mind, it was immediately suppressed by Xu Damao.

He was sure that if he really had the nerve to ask this question, Lou Bancheng would do his best to kill him.

"Master, you are so advanced in Taoism, you must have a way, right?"

The monk had a thousand horses galloping through his heart, but he said kindly and compassionately, "Donor, let me think about it."

"Okay, okay, think about it quickly, think about it carefully."

After saying that, Xu Damao didn't dare to disturb him anymore.

After a long while, Xu Damao's hands were covered with mosquito bites, and the master finally said, "Donor, I can communicate with the Buddha again."

"But today, because of the donor's heavy incense offerings and the affinity with Buddha, I can do this, but now..."

Isn't it just about money? You baldhead! You're also eyeing my money!

But he could only reluctantly put the crumpled money in his trouser pocket, counted it, and found that it was exactly five yuan.

He handed it over tremblingly and said, "Master, these are all I have. You must help me this time!!"

What he didn't see was that the "high monk" showed a trace of contempt in his eyes, but he still said instinctively:

"Donor, please put it in the merit box in person beforehand. Remember, sincerity is the key to success."