A great relationship

The matter of Chixia came to an end for the time being. Qin Tian was afraid that Si Nanyi Yu Xiaojin would wander around again at night, so he followed him closely and watched him all the way back to the bedroom.

The road was boring, and the two chatted casually.

Qin Tian said: "Sinanyi, were you also forced by your family to go to Qingshan Sect to seek a master to learn martial arts?"

Si Nanyi didn't give him a good look and said, "Of course not. How could I be forced by others... But, what does this have to do with you?"

Qin Tian said: "So when you were a kid, you had two whorls on your head, one clockwise and one counterclockwise."

Si Nanyi was puzzled and asked: "Why are you asking this? And it has something to do with this matter!"

Qin Tian said quietly: "It's okay, I'm just curious about where your rebelliousness comes from."

Si Nanyi rolled his eyes and said: "You are sick!"

"Sinanyi."

"what happened again?"

Qin Tian stretched out his hand towards his head, and Si Nanyi subconsciously dodged and said: "Yes, I did have two swirls when I was a child, you don't have to personally...confirm it."

Qin Tian picked a straw from his hair, which must have been accidentally stuck to his hair in the dungeon.

Si Nanyi realized that he had overreacted. He didn't know why, but his ears felt very hot.

Qin Tian just happened to catch his reaction and was slightly startled and said: "You look so carefree, so you don't like others touching you?"

Si Nanyi retorted: "Who is so careless? Don't use your narrow-minded perception to judge my character. I don't like others touching me, especially that person named Qin Tian."

Qin Tian said bluntly: "Then you may have to bear more responsibility. After all, I am still the senior brother on duty this month, if you don't violate the sect rules!"

"Do you think I can't do it? I just want to think about it."

"Really? I'll wait and see!"

"Tsk, then just wait and see!"

Si Nanyi strode up to the bedroom.

Qin Tian looked at his back as he left, thinking of his puffy cheeks like a pufferfish, and couldn't help but laugh:

"If his mouth didn't speak, it would actually be quite cute!"

——Broken Sleeve——

As soon as Si Nanyi arrived at the bedroom door, he realized something was wrong, because he remembered that Qin Tian locked the door when he went out, but when he came back, the door was loose.

Si Nanyi reached for the Chi Sheng sword that was coiled like a belt at his waist, kicked the door open, and scanned the entire empty dormitory at a glance.

Nothing at all!

"What? It seems I was worrying too much."

Si Nanyi withdrew his hand from his waist and was about to step into the house, but he suddenly felt a dull pain in the back of his butt.

Si Nanyi was kicked and fell on the bed.

The bedroom door closed automatically, and before Si Nanyi could come to his senses, a man whose face he couldn't see clearly bullied him.

"Damn it! Do you all think that I'm a newcomer and easy to bully?"

The cold moon in the sky sank into the gray fog-like clouds.

At the highest point of the disciples' dormitory on Lingxiu Peak, a room was flickering and shining.

A loud shout came from the bedroom across from him on the top floor: "What are you doing in the middle of the night? Are you going to let me sleep?"

Soon, the bedroom where Si Nanyi lived became completely dark.

"Oh my! Stop twisting it, stop twisting it! It's going to break, it's really going to break! Si Nanyi, stop it, please!"

Si Nanyi pinned the man who broke into his room to the bed, twisted his fingers and asked sternly: "Who are you? Breaking into my room in the middle of the night! If you don't tell me, I'll break your fingers!"

The person being held down kept shouting, "I say, I say, don't break your fingers, Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi, it's me, me."

Si Nanyi increased his strength, "You still dare to play tricks on me, right?"

"I, I'm Shangguan Jian! Light up the lamp and take a look!"

Si Nanyi freed one hand and snapped his fingers in the air, and the room suddenly became bright again.

Si Nanyi looked at the face with sword-like eyebrows, star-like eyes and lustful phoenix eyes under his feet, and said in great shock: "Shangguan Jian!"

Shangguan Jian signaled to Si Nanyi with his eyes to move his foot away from his face.

Si Nanyi refused, but instead tried harder, because he saw that Shangguan Jian was wearing the same Qingshan Sect white robe school uniform as him.

Si Nanyi raised his lips and said, "Ah! I finally figured it out. Who did those women from Zixiandu come after? You are really good. It's been so many years since we last met, but you have become more and more daring. You even dare to use my name to cheat people outside!"

The tip of Si Nanyi's shoe poked Shangguan Jian's cheek, and Shangguan Jian cried out in pain: "This is a misunderstanding, listen to my excuses... No, listen to my explanation!"

"I'm still listening to your explanation, you bastard, a dog will always eat shit, and a shit mouth can spit out ivory!"

"Xiao Yi, we are brothers after all, why don't you even give me a chance to quibble... to explain!"

"Speak, if you say anything unpleasant, I'll kill you!"

Si Nanyi clasped his hands across his chest and looked down upon Shangguan Jian, who was sitting on the ground rubbing his face.

"Chixia is really the last one. I had planned to go to Zixiandu to propose marriage to her after I completed my training and ascended from Qingshan Sect and got a job in the Heavenly Palace."

"When you study, ascend, and then get a job in the Heavenly Palace, that will be a long time in the future!"

"Why don't you believe me? I'm sincere!"

Si Nanyi counted Shangguan Jian's past love history and said, "Last time that Tushan vixen came to you, didn't you say you were sincere? And the old vine demon from Black Mountain before that, you said she was the most unique beauty in the world, and you only loved her charm. You are really sincere!"

Shangguan Jian's expression changed immediately, and he begged: "Xiao Yi, you can not believe me, but can you please not tell my sister!"

"My young master, you were almost stabbed to death by that woman's sword, and yet you hid away and lived happily! And you asked me to keep this shit a secret for you!"

Shangguan Jian swore, "I really had no idea that Chixia had come to Qingshan Sect. I went down the mountain with my fellow sect member to hunt for beauties during this time. I just came back and heard about this. I didn't dare to rest for a moment and came to look for you."

"Hunting for beauty! Shangguan Jian!"

"Oh! Look at my mouth, it's night hunting! It's definitely not entangled with a female ghost, believe me!"

Si Nanyi raised his foot and kicked him, "Get out of here!"

"We haven't seen each other for years, how can you tell me to get lost the moment we meet again, Brother Xiaoyi~"

"Stop using this disgusting trick!"

Shangguan Jian got up from the ground, crossed his legs and sat beside Si Nanyi, put his arm around his shoulders and said, "But why did you come to Qingshan Sect?"

Si Nanyi curled his lips and said, "Who knows what Third Uncle is thinking."

"However, it's just right that you came. I'm alone in Qingshan Sect where even cockroaches are male. I feel very lonely. With you here, I suddenly don't feel so lonely anymore."

"roll!"

"If I don't leave, I won't leave."

Shangguan Jian poked the ticklish spot on Si Nanyi's side with his fingertips. Si Nanyi was most afraid of this trick. As a result, the two of them quarreled for a while until a shout came from the next room.

"What are you making noise for in the middle of the night? Are you going to let me sleep?"

The two of them put an end to this playful fight.

"But, Xiaoyi, why are you living in the same room with him?"

"He" naturally refers to Qin Tian. Si Nanyi wondered: "What's wrong?"

Shangguan Jian hesitated and said, "Nothing, it's just that there were some unpleasant rumors about him in Qingshan Sect before."

Si Nanyi asked curiously: "What rumor?"

"You have just arrived at Qingshan Sect, so you may not have heard of it. The person who used to live in the same room with Qin Tian was from the same period as me. He was honest and even a little dull, but one day, he suddenly went crazy and confessed his love to Qin Tian in public. At that time, this incident caused a sensation in the entire Qingshan Sect. Adultery is a serious crime in Qingshan Sect, and there is no doubt that the man was kicked out of Qingshan Sect."

Si Nanyi sneered in his heart, you still know that adultery is a serious crime in Qingshan Sect, you big pervert!

But he was more curious about Qin Tian: "What is the relationship between that gay man and Qin Tian?"

Shangguan Jian poked Si Nanyi in the abdomen and said, "You are stupid. It takes two to tango. A good man has become a homosexual. It can't be just one person's problem. Anyway, you better be careful."

Si Nanyi didn't take Shangguan Jian's words to heart at all. On the contrary, because of his tough fight with Qin Tian, ​​Si Nanyi, who was bold and eloquent, forced himself to behave himself. It is said that it only takes a blink of an eye to learn bad things, but it is so damn hard to learn good things. After persisting for about a month, Si Nanyi felt that he had lost his true self.

And one night, when Si Nanyi returned to the dormitory after late study, he unexpectedly ran into Qin Tian, ​​who had not been in the room for a whole month.

He saw Qin Tian in the room, carefully picked up the clothes that Qin Tian had casually thrown on the table, and put them under his nose to sniff. At that moment, Si Nanyi's pupils were dilated.

Shangguan Jian's words were even more amplified in his ears:

"One slap can't make a difference!"

"Be careful!"

Si Nanyi spat directly: "Bah! This damn gay!"

——Separate beds——

"Sinanyi, are you childish? I've heard of six-year-olds having separate desks, but I've never heard of having separate beds."

"How could there be none? My father and mother have separated."

"Then how did you get here?"

Si Nanyi replied with a look of idiocy: "You popped out from the cracks in the rocks. Are you satisfied? Anyway, take the line as a warning and don't cross it!"

"Don't worry, even if there is no such line, I won't cross it."

"That's not necessarily true. As the saying goes, it's better to be afraid of thieves than to be afraid of thieves thinking about stealing!"

"Why should I miss you? What is there in you that is worth my missing?"

"You rummaged through my clothes, you forgot!"

"Didn't I explain to you that it's too dirty, so I couldn't bear to look at it and wanted to wash it."

"You still smelled it!"

"Because there is a sour smell, I want to confirm whether it is coming from your clothes."

Si Nanyi was determined to find fault with everything, insisting that Qin Tian had bad intentions and said, "Anyway, you got my consent to smell and touch my clothes."

Qin Tian, ​​who didn't have the energy to continue arguing with Si Nanyi, rubbed his aching temple and said: "Okay, it's my fault, I won't..."

Si Nanyi interrupted Qin Tian forcefully and said, "Since you admit it's your fault, then you have to wash all my clothes for this month."

If Qin Tian didn't agree, with Si Nanyi's lazy behavior, who knows how many dirty clothes he would have to accumulate. He wasn't the only one living in the house now. Thinking back to yesterday when he just entered the house, he was hit by a smell that rushed straight to his head. Qin Tian couldn't stand it. Anyway, washing one piece is the same as washing two pieces. Qin Tian had to answer: "Okay, I love cleanliness, damn it, but do I need your consent!"

"I already agreed, you're blind."

Qin Tian was really sleepy. He had been patrolling the night for a month. Even an iron eagle could not stand it. "Si Nanyi, I don't want to argue with you. Can you go to sleep now?"

Si Nanyi repeatedly emphasized: "Don't cross the line!"

Qin Tian was sleeping soundly under the quilt and said, "You have something that I don't have, it's worth me to surpass you!"

Si Nanyi retorted: "Who knows, maybe you don't have what I have."

Qin Tian closed his eyes, but his eyebrows were deeply knitted: "Shut up! Si Nanyi!"

"You washed this quilt too. It's so soft and smells so good!"

Si Nanyi happily crawled into the bed.

Qin Tian grabbed the corner of the quilt tightly, resisting the urge to get up and beat him up.

However, in the second half of the night, Qin Tian was awakened by Si Nanyi's kick.

Before going to bed, Si Nanyi, who was shouting that he was not allowed to cross the line, pressed his whole body against Qin Tian's side. It would be fine if he just pressed against him, but he also liked to lift his legs and press him. It would be fine if he pressed him, but he also grinded his teeth and smacked his lips and spit saliva when he slept. Qin Tian could still tolerate this, but Si Nanyi also farted. It would be fine if he just farted, but he also farted continuously! He kept farting for half the night.