A great relationship

At night, it started to rain, and the patter suppressed all the noise of the day. The air was filled with a cool smell of soil, which made people very clear-headed. Si Nanyi, wearing a bamboo hat and a straw raincoat, drove a beast cart with his third sister Fu Fu frantically buying the "daily necessities" of a girl's family. His beast cart waded through the rain and headed towards the main land of Jingshuang City - the Demon Palace.

The third sister, Fu Fu, was also dressed the same as him. She sat beside him, swinging her legs and chewing a fragrant white melon from the Western Regions. She looked at the rain that seemed to be about to stop and said, "Brother Immortal, I have always been curious. How did you, a member of the God Clan, get so many gold coins in circulation in the Demon Realm?"

Si Nanyi lowered his bamboo hat and whispered: "I am picking up corpses on Guxi Island..."

Si Nanyi paused in the middle of his words. Fortunately, the rain was so loud that she couldn't hear clearly.

"What? Picking up shit?"

The third sister frowned and suddenly felt that the melon in her hand was no longer fragrant.

Si Nanyi saw that she had misheard, so he followed her and changed the subject: "I also earned it by working hard."

Third sister Fu Fu: "It's really not easy for you..."

When they arrived at the city gate, Si Nanyi and his beast cart were stopped by two tall guards with horns on their heads, Teng Snake marks on their foreheads, wearing fish-scale black armor, and holding eight-foot-long grass. Because it was raining, the blades of the eight-foot-long grass in their hands were made shiny and sharp by the rain, and even in this cloudy day, they still emitted a cold light, which was intimidating at a glance.

Si Nanyi raised his eyes and looked towards the towering dark stone palace gate that seemed to reach the clouds. He could feel an invisible force pressing down on the door and on him. He had seen all kinds of scenes, but at this moment he couldn't help but feel weak under his feet.

Moving his eyes downward, he saw two lifelike stone sculptures of blood-beast Qilins standing on both sides of the city gate. They were sitting and lying with their teeth bared and their eyes wide open, and their expressions were so realistic that it seemed as if they were about to pounce at the next moment, scaring the trailer unicorn so much that it retreated again and again.

As the birthday banquet of the Demon Lord was approaching, animal carts carrying tributes were coming and going at the city gate these days. The guards holding eight-foot-long straw hats and wearing fish-scale black armor checked Si Nanyi's animal cart, but when they didn't find anything suspicious, they interrogated Si Nanyi, who was so nervous that sweat broke out on the back of his neck.

"Where are you sending this thing to?"

Si Nanyi's mind was working quickly. Before he could speak, his third sister Fu Fu spoke first: "Of course, the things that the women in the harem need should be sent to Houxi Palace."

The guard was no longer suspicious. He pointed to the city gate and jumped over it. He pointed to the small door next to the city gate and said, "Go that way."

Change direction and drive the animal cart.

Fu Fu leaned close to Si Nanyi and whispered solemnly:

"Brother Shenxian, if you go in, you will die! You have to think about it carefully. We can still go back."

Si Nanyi: "I know, Third Sister, thank you for bringing me here."

Fu Fu said: "Don't thank me. If my second sister knew about this, she would hate me to death."

Entering the Demon Palace through a small door, when there was no one around, Si Nanyi abandoned the beast cart and quietly slipped into the huge Demon Palace by himself. Soon, he stopped in a secluded place.

"What are you doing here?"

Fu Fu followed Si Nanyi's example and lowered her body, quietly following behind him and said:

"I've thought about it carefully. Brother Shenxian, you are not familiar with the Demon Palace. You are unfamiliar with this place, and I am worried about you."

Si Nanyi: "You are talking about this, are you familiar with it?"

Fufu: "I'm not familiar with it either."

Si Nanyi drove her away and said, "Stop making trouble and go back."

Fufu refused: "No, I'm not familiar with it, but I have this."

As she spoke, the third sister Fu Fu took out a hand-drawn map of the Demon Palace. Si Nanyi took it and his eyes lit up.

"Where did this come from?"

"I bought it with your money."

But he quickly frowned, his expression more complicated than the lines on the map, and said:

"I'm asking where did you buy it from?"

"Where else could it be? The black market, of course."

"This shoddy stuff is actually still on the market. You are such a fool if you buy it!"

The third sister Fu Fu carefully reminded her:

"Brother, you got it wrong."

Si Nanyi turned around, frowned deeply and said, "I don't understand."

Fu Fu took the map from him and said:

"It's okay. I can see it. I'll help you."

"You really understand."

"Of course, even though I didn't read much, I can still draw well."

"So, to put it bluntly, you drew it."

Fu Fu laughed and said, "Haha, yes, brother, you figured it out, right? The original picture was too expensive, so I cut the price in half. People didn't want to sell it to me, so I copied a copy."

"It's half the price, and I even copied a copy myself. No matter how I think about it, I still lost money."

"Brother, you really know me too well. So, after I cut the price in half, I didn't pay for it. After taking a look at it, I went back and drew it from memory. Don't you think I'm smart?"

"I can't say you're smart, but I can say you really know how to live. So, my money still goes into your pocket."

"Brother, I copied a copy for you!"

"Yes, thank you. You made a copy that only you can understand."

"Well, I'm here to help you out of my enthusiasm. You're welcome."

"I always feel that your enthusiasm has ulterior motives."

"No matter what my intention is, brother, you have to believe in my good intentions. Don't worry."

"First, we have to crawl in through this dog hole, then go through the other dog hole to the dog hole on the right, and then crawl from the right dog hole to the left dog hole..."

"Wait, so you copied this picture from a dog?"

"Ah, brother, how did you know that! In the early years, when the Demon Palace was rebuilt, it was the Dog Clan that was in charge."

"Stop joking. I am a god above the nine heavens after all. How can I crawl through a dog hole?"

"Go back quickly!"

After chasing away the third sister Fu Fu again, Si Nanyi frowned and picked up the crudely made handwritten map: "First, go in through this dog hole, then go through another dog hole to the dog hole on the right, and then go from the dog hole on the right to the dog hole on the left..."

"No, brother, you hold it upside down, look at it this way."

A pair of jade hands reached out, and the third sister Fu Fu returned and changed the direction of the map in his hand, saying: "First, go in through the dog hole over there, then go through the other dog hole to the dog hole on the right, and then go from the dog hole on the right to the dog hole on the left..."

Si Nanyi was speechless as he looked at her who had turned back: "..."

Finally, he followed his third sister Fu Fu and crawled into the dog hole. Fu Fu suppressed her excitement and said:

"Brother, I'm so nervous. As a girl, this is my first time doing something sneaky like this."

Si Nanyi thought to himself, what do you mean by "this is your first time doing something sneaky like this"? Don't let people misunderstand you. Besides, I think you are very skilled at it! How can it be called "the first time"?

Si Nanyi: "I told you to go back, but you insisted on following me."

Fu Fu: "I'm not worried about you, brother, because you can't find the way."

"I am so lucky to have you. Now, it's okay. We can't find the way, but we are already trapped here. We have climbed several times. I am beginning to suspect that your family's poor sense of direction is hereditary."

"So, you did this to my stupid brother too! It's so sad that your first time wasn't with me."

"Oh my god! This is the first time, whoever wants it can take it. Front, turn around, I want to crawl to the front."

Fu Fu said with a sly smile: "That's fine too, let me look at my brother's butt instead."

Si Nanyi's face twitched. What a sin! If he stayed alone with this woman any longer, he would rather be captured by the people in the Demon Palace.

Si Nanyi crawled out from underground, pressed the head of his third sister Fu Fu, who was about to follow him out, and said sternly: "Go back."

"No way, this is my first time in the Demon Palace, and I want to see what it's like inside!"

"You are not a child anymore. There are so many firsts there. You are not here for fun. You are trying to kill yourself. I want to live a little longer. Besides, if something happens to you, how can I explain to your eldest brother?"

"What does it matter? If you don't tell me and I don't tell him, how would he know?"

“Is this a question of whether to say it or not?”

At last.

Brother, you see, sometimes you think too much about things, and no one cares about us at all."

The two of them crouched and hid behind a row of large water tanks. Si Nanyi, dressed in bright colors, looked at her and said, "It's best if no one cares. If people knew that I, a great Nine Heavens God, was wearing women's clothes, and a dancer's, how could I still live in this world with dignity?"

Fu Fu turned her face away, trying not to look at him and said, "Don't worry, this is the demon world, no one will know."

"If you have this idea, why don't you bring it up earlier? Why are we going through this trouble?"

Fu Fu stole a glance at the gorgeously made-up girl, with powder and rouge on her face, and flowers in her hair. In short, she was so ugly that it was unbearable to look at. She tried her best to hold back the urge to laugh, and said with shaking shoulders: "But at that time I didn't think that it would only take a trick, but you, brother, were powerless and had too many limitations. It was a bit troublesome, but fortunately... it was solved smoothly."

Smooth?? It went smoothly there!

Si Nanyi looked at Fu Fu, who had come up with this bad idea but was still dressed the same, and said, "But why didn't you change your clothes? Didn't you say you would accompany me?"

Fu Fu raised her eyebrows and looked at Si Nanyi, who was wearing revealing clothes with exposed shoulders and waist, and said: "Brother, I am a traditional girl. This dress is too open and it is against the virtues of a woman. I won't wear it."

Si Nanyi said dissatisfiedly: "You don't wear it, and you ask me to wear it."

"What does it matter? You are a grown man, why are you still ashamed?"

Fu Fu felt both amused and helpless. She looked at the two pieces of cloth on Si Nanyi's body, which were so tight that they were about to burst, with a lewd look on her face and said, "But you look quite perverted in this outfit."

"Shut up, I want it back."

"Switch back. What are you doing? It's time to dance soon."

"what?"

"My sister can only help you so far, come on!"

A group of actresses with lowered heads and nodding their heads walked slowly by the roadside. Fu Fu pulled Si Nanyi over, but before Si Nanyi understood her intention, she kicked him into the middle of a group of actresses with lowered heads and nodding their heads.