Genshin Impact is a big stage, come if you dare

Timmy is a child from a single-parent family. His father, an adventurer, has been missing in the dangerous snowy mountains for a long time.

The nun is responsible for taking care of Timmy, knowing that this sensible and quiet child regards feeding the pigeons as a spiritual comfort.

Who would have thought that the first thing the long-lost Traveler Team did when they returned to Mondstadt was to kill all the pigeons, and they were caught by Timmy.

The nun spent a lot of time comforting Timmy, and then spent more time talking about the Travelers.

"...Since you are honorary knights, let's forget about this incident. Please don't kill the pigeons at the city gate in the future."

The group of travelers who had been educated for a long time breathed a sigh of relief, and when they were about to go to the Knights Templar to pay the fine, they were stopped by the nun again.

"Actually, I have something else I want to ask you."

The nun said that there was always a guy named Albert sneaking around the church and he looked very malicious.

Many nuns reported this matter to the Knights of Favonius, but this guy really didn't do anything bad, so the knights had no reason to expel him from the church.

"You may think that I am making a big deal out of nothing and being unkind to Mr. Albert, but..." The nun frowned, "His vague sense of offense has indeed made many nuns anxious."

Paimon understood: "So you want to use our reputation to drive him away, right? Leave it to us! Su is the best at this kind of thing."

Su: Is this a compliment, Paimon?

Sora: "Anyway, let's go over and take a look at the situation."

The nun led the group of travelers to a secluded place and pointed to a young man holding a broom not far away and said, "That's Albert. He's here again, using the excuse of helping to clean the church."

Albert, who was holding a big broom, was not working. Instead, he made a strange expression at the stained glass windows of the church, and from time to time there was a strange "hehehe" silly laugh.

"It's definitely not right," Detective Paimon said, holding his chin with his hands in the shape of an eight. "I suspect this person has a mental retardation!"

Sora completely ignored Paimon's conclusion and nodded to the nun, "Leave the rest of the investigation and handling to us."

"Okay, I'll wait for your good news." The nun left.

Albert was looking through the window at his dream goddess, Barbara.

Barbara was leading the children in the choir to practice singing. It seemed that one of the children disrupted the rhythm because of a mistake. In order to encourage her, Barbara raised her fist with one hand.

Albert reflexively followed his idol's catchphrase, "Barbara, go!"

The traveler team that witnessed everything behind Albert:······

Paimon: “A little bit…”

Sue yelled, "Disgusting!"

Sora: “Indeed…”

"Ah!" Albert was startled and realized that there was someone behind him. "You, who are you?"

"It doesn't matter who we are, but we know who you are." Su took out a hemp rope, "Disgusting illegitimate fan!"

How dare you spy on the lovely Barbara! Who knows what bad things you are planning to do in private! Arrest! Put him in jail!

"No, no, no, you misunderstood," Albert waved his hands repeatedly, "Miss Barbara is the angel of Mondstadt, and I am the leader of Barbara's fan club."

Paimon: "Oh - Su guessed right! You really are a fan of Barbara, the bad kind! You were spying on Barbara!"

Albert was sweating profusely and argued loudly, "Listen to me! I came to the church to help clean up because I respect Miss Barbara very much and want to make some contribution to Mond City like Miss Barbara. Then I happened to see Miss Barbara working, and I couldn't help but stop and admire her for a moment."

"But the nuns in the church misunderstood my character. They didn't listen to my explanations and always wanted to drive me away. I didn't do anything bad, did I?" Albert's voice dropped to a low point as he spoke.

Kong looked around at the ground which showed no signs of being cleaned at all and raised an eyebrow.

"Um... This is because I saw Miss Barbara before I even started cleaning." Albert's eyes lit up with excitement. "Ms. Barbara's smile is like the dawn that breaks through the darkness, and she is the brightest star in the vast night sky! It's normal to forget about work for a while when you see such a beautiful scene. If you are free, would you like to clean with me?"

"Liar." Su put the hemp rope around Albert's neck with a cold face, "You didn't clean the house at all and you wanted to trick us into doing it for you. Go to the Knights' prison and make excuses!"

“Wait wait wait wait!” Albert held his head and squatted to prevent himself from collapsing, shouting, “Please don’t treat me like this! I really didn’t mean to do anything bad!”

Paimon: "Uh... Su, maybe there was a misunderstanding between us and the nun?"

Sora didn't think there was any misunderstanding, "He did behave in a peeping manner and was hanging around outside the church. He disturbed others with his sight and presence and made them feel uneasy. Well, it's not a crime, but he is definitely doing something bad."

It was probably because he had no serious enough crime that he could keep hanging around outside the church and disturbing the nuns.

"Do we have to wait until he commits a crime and hurts Barbara or other nuns before we can arrest him?" Su felt that Mond's judicial system was a bit backward. "As an honorary knight of Mond, I will punish him today before he commits a crime!"

"I really didn't break the law. Even if you are an honorary knight, you can't treat an innocent person like this!" Albert raised his hand and swore confidently: "I swear to you, ma'am! If I really hurt Miss Barbara, let me have bad luck for a whole year!"

Su looked at the shadow that flashed across the guy's body and put away the hemp rope with great interest.

Sora and Paimon were surprised to find that Su actually let Albert go so easily, "Su?"

Su gave a look of waiting and watching. Kong and Paimon stopped talking. The three of them looked at Albert quietly together.

Albert rubbed his neck which was red from being tied with hemp rope. "Thank you for your trust. Then I...will leave first?"

"pat".

"Huh? Is it raining?" Albert felt a little wetness falling on his head and looked up at the sky while speaking.

The next second, another bit of wetness fell into his mouth.

This time he knew it wasn’t raining, it was... bird poop!

"Ugh!!!" Albert bent over and vomited violently. The bird droppings that had landed on his head were thrown to the ground and stepped on by him in his panic of vomiting.

Albert slipped and fell on his own vomit, then slid down the tall and steep stairs of the church.

"Ah! Albert, go for it!" Su clenched his fists and waved his arms to cheer him on!

Paimon and Sora were already exhausted from watching this, "Oh my god, this is so disgusting! No, hurry up and get the Knights to come and catch him!"

This guy just started having bad luck right after he swore, so he must have done something bad!

He just became so smelly and disgusting that they didn't want to get close to him at all, so they decided to call the Knights of Favonius to capture him.

Kong suppressed his nausea and took a look at Albert's condition. "Hmm... maybe we need to ask medical personnel to come over."