Traveling through the world of beasts: I lead the system to build an empire
Chapter 566: Not Like Chaoyang
quack quack...
It seemed as if a crow with six dots on its butt was flying across the sky.
silence.
Endless silence.
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
Shi He and others wanted to slap Da Hei twice, or find a crack in the ground to crawl into immediately.
Now even Dahei, who usually has a slow mind, realized that something was wrong.
After all, it's not all his fault.
Most wild animals hide during the day and come out at night, and the same is true for giant beasts and stray animals. When females go out, ensuring their safety is the top priority.
This resulted in this group of people never encountering a female at night in all the years they have been guarding here, and the lines naturally remained unchanged.
After saying it for so many years, Dahei just said it for fun and forgot to change it.
But now that things have come to this, Dahei can only bite the bullet and continue acting, praying that no one notices this little detail.
At worst, we can just say later that his eyesight is not good.
"You...you bunch of hateful stray beasts, today I, Dahei, will teach you a lesson!"
After Dahei finished speaking, the lobster orc who had been waiting for a long time raised his only remaining claw and said viciously, "Where did you come from, you wild male? How dare you ruin our good thing?!"
Lizard Orc: "Do you really think I dare not kill you?"
Frog Orc: "Why waste your time talking to him? Brothers, beat him!"
Then a dozen or so defeated soldiers turned around decisively, gave up on the female, and turned their attention to the big black bear.
The two sides soon engaged in a battle.
"Wow, I hit--"
"Oh, I'm hiding."
"I'll fight again."
"I'll hide again."
"Die, big black bear."
"Accept the punishment, you evil beast..."
There was chaos and confusion for a while, but no one was fighting seriously. The fight was so sloppy that even Su Mo could tell they were faking it.
Some people even stole glances at them while fighting.
Anyway, the main point is that it is unprofessional.
The orcs on Su Mo's side: "..."
"It's so embarrassing to watch." A young orc in the crowd whispered.
"It's even more embarrassing than asking me to perform on the Spring Festival Gala."
"really."
Someone agrees.
That's right.
Su Mo also organized a Spring Festival Gala in the Tiger Tribe, and this was only the first year.
Many orcs were willing to try new things. Su Mo gave them some ideas, such as singing, dancing, and skits. There was no main form, just for fun.
The beastmen were not very professional in terms of talent, but what mattered was that there were a lot of people and everyone supported the event, so it was in line with expectations.
But when it comes to performing a show, only when you are on stage in person and performing in front of everyone, you will know the nervousness at the time and the embarrassment afterwards.
When this was mentioned, everyone agreed with it.
In fact, if the tribe had not held the Spring Festival Gala, the orcs would have thought that the expressions of these stray beasts were very familiar. Their reciting-like tone and stiff movements might have really fooled the orcs who didn't think too much.
"I bet they know each other," said another person firmly.
"That's for sure," an orc agreed, "they all smell very similar."
Su Mo watched the stray animals making a mess in front of her eyes, and listened to the low chirping of crickets from her own tribesmen behind her ears. After comparing the two, she nodded in agreement.
The movements are indeed stiff, the expressions are not vivid and natural enough, and the plot is rather old-fashioned.
However, compared with the performance of the tiger tribe orcs on the Spring Festival Gala, these stray beasts can be said to be thoroughly defeated.
I guess they rehearsed a lot, and maybe even put it into practice many times.
I just don't know what's going on.
Su Mo was thinking in her heart, and she didn't know when the plot had progressed to the point where the black bear knocked down fifteen orcs.
This is the injury situation...
It was actually quite embarrassing. Compared to how they were beaten by Chaoyang before, not a single hair was hurt.
In a sense, this black bear is quite powerful.
When everything was settled, the black bear stood there awkwardly and the scene became quiet again.
Mingfeng and Yunlan looked at each other, and then quietly chose the fairest way to decide the winner.
Rock paper scissors.
Two seconds later.
Mingfeng looked at the scissors in his hand, then at the fist in Yunlan's hand, and finally took a step forward reluctantly.
Mingfeng opened his mouth, a little hesitant.
First of all, we can rule out the possibility that after being beaten, these guys suddenly got excited and wanted to play the hero and save the beauty for the female.
Secondly, judging from their level of proficiency, this is not the first time they have done this and they are real experts.
Finally, judging by the effort they put into their performance, they seem to be doing it for a purpose, and whether or not this purpose is achieved should be important to them.
He had a lot of thoughts in his mind, but in the blink of an eye, Ming Feng tentatively said, "Then...thank you?"
As if he was waiting for Mingfeng to say this, the black bear orc immediately stood up straight and answered very seriously, "You're welcome, it's just a piece of cake, this is what a good orc should do!"
Then the black bear introduced himself, "My name is Dahei, I'm a black bear orc, four stripes, I'm pretty strong, I can kill giant beasts, I like working the most, I eat less and work more, I'm pretty hardworking, obedient and sensible, I only need a small place to sleep."
Then he looked at Mingfeng with anticipation.
Ming Feng: “…”
You came here to have a blind date with me?
I didn't ask you!
“Ah!” Seeing that the situation was not good, the lobster orc shouted to attract everyone’s attention, “So you are such a brave and hardworking man! You are so mighty and domineering, you must be a tribal orc!”
This can be said as deliberately as possible.
At the same time, he did not forget to glance at Su Mo.
Su Mo: “?”
So this has something to do with me?
Su Mo was still blinded, but Ling Han, who was also a stray beast, had his eyes slightly moved and had a guess in his mind.
He walked out of the shadows holding Su Mo in his arms, and asked in a gentle tone, "Momo, I think this bear beastman is good. It happens that there are many children at home and I can't take care of them. It would be nice to take him back to look after the children."
Su Mo looked up with a head full of question marks, and happened to meet Ling Han's meaningful gaze, and the two partners' brain waves immediately connected.
Knowing that Ling Han had his own ideas, Su Mo continued, "I think he is indeed good-looking. He is tall and looks quite strong."
"Yes," Ling Han smiled more tenderly, "Unlike Chaoyang, who looks thin and frail."
Chaoyang, who had been dozing on a tree nearby and was inexplicably called out, said: "..."
"Ah."
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