Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

Immortal Boat Luofu

Parliamentary Embassy in Luofu

There was a man dressed as a Taoist priest inside, preaching to Wan Duoduo.

"I'm not saying anything bad about you, but how did you manage to be defrauded? And you were blackmailed."

"Can you use your brain a little? You are a deputy envoy after all."

Wan Duoduo looked aggrieved.

"But the knife was in a corner and there was no one around, so I just wanted to pick it up and play with it, but I didn't know it was a scam."

"As for that tea-selling girl, I really felt sorry for her, so I borrowed some money from General Jing Yuan to send her there."

"Councilman Nie Yun, you can't just blame me. The Absolute Soul Special Forces also had a group orgy right next to the brothel."

"Luo Toxiang also drank soda bean juice and went into Dandingsi to lie down."

Nie Yun gritted his teeth.

“You guys are really talented!”

Wan Duoduo expressed his gratitude directly to Nie Yun.

"Thank you for the compliment."

Nie Yun was so angry that he was speechless.

It just so happened that Yi Xunyuan was teleported here across the galaxy by the system.

Nie Yun looked back and saw that it was his own lord.

"My Lord, why are you here?"

Yi Xunyuan stated his purpose very straightforwardly, after all, they were family.

"I'm planning to hold a concert and I'm going to Luofu to invite some people to attend."

"This is what you are doing?"

Nie Yun said unhappily.

"I came here to replace Ambassador Xin Wen, but I didn't expect them to do so much. I don't even know what the parliament looks like in Luo Fu's eyes."

"Let's not talk about him. If the Lord wants to find someone, I can help."

"Luofu seems to be haunted right now, so Lord, you'd better be careful."

Yi Xunyuan frowned. Ghost disaster? Floating smoke?

"Is it Suiyang?"

Nie Yun nodded quickly.

"Yes, that's what the Xianzhou people call it."

"I think the information I got is that a piece of the Creation Baking Furnace where Sui Yang was imprisoned disappeared inexplicably, causing Sui Yang inside to escape."

"I don't know who did it. It's a bit unethical to cause such a big mess for others."

Yi Xunyuan silently took out the fragments he had dug out from the trash can and showed them to Nie Yun.

"Is it this fragment?"

Nie Yun looked at it carefully, compared it with the information in his mind, and clapped his hands.

"This fragment is exactly the same as the missing corner of the Creation Oven, just like it was taken from above..."

Wait, exactly the same? Nie Yun looked at Yi Xunyuan in disbelief and asked cautiously.

"My Lord, did you do this?"

Yi Xunyuan put it away again and said lightly.

"I found it in the trash can."

Nie Yun immediately changed the way he spoke.

"This is destiny, proving that you, my lord, are the son of destiny."

"According to the laws of the universe, Sui Yang will definitely cause chaos. Lord, you are following the will of heaven and helping the universe to run smoothly."

"Why doesn't this cosmic consciousness give out some rewards?"

Yi Xunyuan: ...

What Nie Yun said made me feel so embarrassed.

[Do you want it? I’ll give you some.]

[For my sake, the cosmic consciousness will definitely give it to me]

"Goodbye, after all, the cosmic consciousness has worked very hard to repair the plot."

[It’s okay. I can replace Him. I will intervene in the restoration of Yalilo’s plot.]

[Kill the Tatarov He created, replace him with the actors I hired, and then perform according to my crappy script]

[Even Huanlong, who was supposed to fight with you on Luofu, was trained by me to be a maid, wasn't he? He didn't say anything.]

Yi Xunyuan was a little tempted.

"It won't be too much trouble, will it?"

[No, wait a moment, it will be ready soon]

At the core of the universe

The little gray ball of the system stretched out its short hands and patted the big, motionless ball of light in the middle.

"Hey, Lao Deng, the gold coins exploded."

"My host wants it, just one word, will you give it to me?"

The big ball of light didn't say anything, and a small ball was split out by it.

The system reached out and weighed it, and was very satisfied.

"I won't let you suffer any loss."

After leaving behind a miniature universe, the system left.

The big ball of light silently integrated the miniature universe into its body, burped, and grew a little bigger.

His eyes turned back.

[I'm asking for it for you, a piece of the origin of the universe]

[By the way, I plan to dress up as Sui Yang for a while, don’t get scared]

"no problem."

"Then I will leave my body and scare them."

[Okay, it's scary together (☆^ー^☆)]

I don’t know what the Ten Kings will do after seeing this.

There is also the timid Huo Huo, I wonder if I can scare her?

"Nie Yun, I'm going to look for someone, do you want to come with me?"

Nie Yun responded.

"Together, of course."

"After all, Luofu is not peaceful, and I need to ensure your safety."

Then he gave instructions to Wan Duoduo.

"Wan Duoduo, you take care of the house. Don't wait until I come back and the embassy is gone. Then we'll all have to sleep on the streets."

Wan Duoduo touched his chin.

"I thought I wouldn't destroy the embassy."

"Forget it, let me continue my genetic experiment. What will happen if a chicken and wood are combined?"

"Xin Wen said it would turn into roast chicken, I don't know if it's true or not, let's see."

After a period of time, Nie Yun and Yi Xunyuan arrived at the Shen Ce Palace.

When the two arrived here, Jingyuan was still yawning.

Yi Xunyuan woke up Jingyuan in a very suicidal way.

"Hey, get up and go back to sleep."

Jing Yuan:......

This guy is still as lively as ever and always manages to do something interesting.

"It's you, what do you want from me?"

Yi Xunyuan went straight to the point and stated his purpose.

"Jingyuan, I'm planning to hold a concert. I wonder if you have time to attend."

A gleam of light flashed in Jing Yuan's eyes, wondering if he could take advantage of this opportunity to catch some fish.

"When?"

"It will take some time. We are still in the preparation stage."

"Okay, I will definitely come. You shouldn't just invite me."

"There are many others, such as Fu Xuan and Qing Que. I plan to form a women's group."

Jing Yuan thought of Fu Xuan's small body dancing on the stage and couldn't help but laugh.

"I support it. Whoever else you plan to invite, I will approve of it."

Yi Xunyuan told everyone he wanted to invite.

"General Jingyuan, you are so kind. You also want Yanqing, Huohuo, Suchang... these people."

Jing Yuan nodded.

"Yes, but we have to wait until we suppress the Suiyang Rebellion and restore Luofu to a stable state."

Nie Yun asked, rubbing his hands.

"General Jingyuan, can you lend me your credit points, Wan Duoduo?"

Jing Yuan didn't care. The diplomat Wan Duoduo was quite interesting and he always managed to deceive people.

"That sum of money has been recovered and he doesn't have to pay it back."

"I hope Wan Duoduo can learn to be more careful and not be deceived again."