Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

"Tongzi, am I offline now?"

[No, your soul is just broken, not your consciousness]

[This is the will of the universe being pushed into a corner by the two of us. If we don’t force you offline, Xing will embark on his fate.]

[I'm afraid that by the end, Xing will still be an ordinary person. Can you really bear to let Xing, an ordinary person, directly challenge the Star God? ]

[Also, host, please don’t mess with my things. There are many items inside that I haven’t analyzed yet.]

In a gray space, I saw a gray ball with two small oval hands trying to drag a glowing ball.

This glowing ball is Yi Xunyuan's will.

But the little gray ball failed to block the attack, and Yi Xunyuan got a Rubik's Cube with a strong sense of technology.

After playing with it for a while, he asked.

"This Rubik's Cube is quite interesting. I'll take it."

[Take it and leave immediately. Don’t rummage around in my treasure trove.]

Yi Xunyuan was already very satisfied that he could take something from the system.

After Yi Xunyuan left, the system began to sort out the things he had messed up.

When the system saw that something was missing, the little gray ball showed a sad expression.

[Host, you big fool, why did you take that thing away? I don’t want to fight a natural disaster war.]

The scene cuts to reality.

Xing raised the baseball bat and faced the crowd.

"Today is a sad day. We have lost our companion forever... Don't touch me."

"We swear to raise the banner of Skyfire and avenge Yi Xunyuan."

"Hiss, is this the end?"

Xing turned her head away angrily. She wanted to see what had been touching her.

Looking back, I saw a glowing mound of earth floating above Yi Xunyuan's grave.

It should be considered a grave, although it is not buried, and there is only a baguette that is Yi Xunyuan's relic.

"Ah, dear little star, I am the god of the grave. It was your feelings for Yi Xunyuan's grave that allowed me to be born."

"To thank you for allowing me to be born, I will grant you three wishes."

Sambo was a little stunned. How could another god appear on this planet?

Can you please not let all the messy things run here? This is out of your control.

Dan Heng took out Jiyun and pointed it at the pile of earth, with a serious face, and protected the group of people behind him. He didn't want anyone else to die.

"What the hell are you?"

The helpless voice of Tudui came out.

"Didn't I tell you? I am the God of the Tomb, a member of the God Clan that controls everything. It was not until the rise of humans that we finally came to an end."

March 7th started complaining again.

"Why do I feel like He is fooling people?"

Without waiting for anyone to reply, Tudui spoke.

"Yes, I am just fooling people. I have one more wish."

San Yueqi quickly covered his mouth and looked at the pile of earth angrily.

What kind of god is this? He is still deceiving people.

There was a gleam of light in Xing's eyes, filled with strong anticipation.

"I want to revive Yi Xunyuan."

The God of the Tomb: “…”

"How about a different one?"

Xing stroked his chin and thought for a moment, "Kill the centipede just now."

The God of the Tomb floated over and said, "Let's talk about how to revive Yi Xunyuan."

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone's eyes lit up. It was actually possible.

Dan Heng seemed to be thinking about something at this time, and whispered something to Xing.

Xing also became excited and eager to try.

"When I revive her, she will have a delicate face, elastic skin, plenty of milk for me to drink every day, and long, smooth white legs..."

As the star mentioned each condition, the surrounding temperature dropped drastically.

Before Xing could finish speaking, the Starlight Guardian appeared, picked up Xing, put him on his lap, and held him tightly so that Xing could not break free.

A glowing ball appeared out of nowhere, speaking in an annoyed tone.

"Starlight Guard, spank her 100 times first. If you don't spank her for three days, you'll tear the roof off the house. How dare you make such a request?"

San Yueqi looked at the ball that looked like Yi Xunyuan's and was very confused, his tone was very uncertain.

"You...are Yi Xunyuan?"

"You're not dead?"

Yi Xunyuan: "Nonsense, who else could I be if not Yi Xunyuan? No one else can command my mecha."

After getting confirmation, San Yueqi bravely walked over and poked Yi Xunyuan with his index finger.

"What was that thing the centipede just ate? Why do you look like this?"

Yi Xunyuan moved away from San Yueqi with disgust. He didn't want to be treated like a pet.

"It eats my soul, what does it have to do with my consciousness?"

San Yue Qi glanced at the people around him and spread his hands awkwardly, "What kind of Zhou Shuren-style speech is this?"

Sambo came up and pointed curiously at the floating mound of earth - the god of the grave.

“Is this grave god real or fake?”

Bronya glanced at Sambo with disdain.

"It's fake. I guess this is your trick to scare me."

Yi Xunyuan swayed up and down.

"These are all special effects. If you don't believe me, feel them."

Sambo began to experiment a little with his dagger.

He used his knife skills to attack the god of the grave as if he was cutting melons and vegetables.

The master of complaints, San Yue Qi, spoke again, "Does Sambo have a grudge against that grave god? He works so hard."

Yi Xunyuan took out the small card that the system had given him and put it in Xing's hand.

"Pick one at random, and I'll use that image temporarily. The third wish will also come true."

Xing directly called out to Sanyueqi, his tone unusually excited, "Sanyue, come and help me pick."

Sanyueqi ran over and started picking with Xing.

The two of them talked very happily, looking at Yi Xunyuan from time to time to compare.

Bronya walked over carefully, "Are you... really okay?"

Yi Xunyuan didn't care. "What's the problem? It's fine now. You mean the broken soul? It will be restored in 7 days. Don't worry about it."

Dan Heng said silently, "It's good that you're okay."

Yi Xunyuan walked around Danheng and said, "Danheng, why can't you be more enthusiastic?"

"Come on, give me a smile."

Danheng ignored him and went to Sanyueqi instead.

"March, remember to pick a good one and let Yi Xunyuan experience happiness."

Sanyueqi gave Danheng an expression that said "I understand" and looked at him meaningfully.

I didn't expect that Danheng, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would have the same idea.

Yi Xunyuan: “…”

Danheng, I will remember this grudge.

It is normal to encounter some accidents when you transform back into Dragon Lord in the future.

Then I saw Sambo standing nearby and thought, No, I can’t be the only one suffering today.

"Starlight Guard, catch Sambo for me. I want him to experience this feeling too."

Sambo, who was watching the fun from the side, was shot for no reason, "Brother, you are not a decent person."

I want to see the fun, but I don’t want to be the fun.

"Stop, what are you doing?"

"Oh, Sambo, please continue."