Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

The next morning, after receiving the notice, Luo Toshang returned to the embassy in a wheelchair.

But he seemed to have discovered something interesting.

A cute, slender weasel stood in the grass, looking around.

When the weasel saw him, Luo Touxiang lowered his voice.

"My fellow countryman, do you think I look like a god or a human?"

The weasel just froze where it was.

Um, stealing my lines?

"You didn't take your medicine so early in the morning. You're like that presumptuous guy. You're so messed up."

"You're still asking me if I look like a god or a human. I think you look like that psychopath. I haven't even asked you yet."

"You think begging on the street is on a first come, first served basis?"

"You're using my words, bro, what am I saying?"

"You've said all I wanted to say. I have nothing to say. I'm really speechless."

"You are a rebel, you come to me to ask for a title, are you crazy?"

Luo Toxiang covered his ears. The weasel was nagging too much.

Isn't it just asking Wong Tai Sin for a title? Is it necessary to make it like this?

After the weasel finished speaking, it jumped to the middle of the yard and shouted.

"Master, please come out and take care of Lotoxiang. He's gone mad and is here to ask me for a title."

Xin Wen was seen emitting resentment, which was obviously because she had to come to work right after the holiday.

"Xiangzi, that's enough. You are an adult, and you still play with my weasel."

Luo Toxiang chuckled.

"I'm curious about what it feels like to ask Huang Xian for a title."

Xin Wen snorted coldly and picked up her lovely weasel.

"Just beg for it, who can beg for it better than you?"

Yi Xunyuan jumped out eager to try.

"Oh, you can ask Wong Tai Sin for a title? I want to try that too."

The weasel was so scared that it crawled into Xin Wen's pocket. The lord asked him for a title, but he could not afford it.

Xin Wen calmed the frightened weasel.

"My Lord, please stop scaring my beast."

Only then did Yi Xunyuan give up the idea.

Xing came out, stretched, and yawned lazily.

Later, Lotosang was seen sitting in a wheelchair.

"I remember you. You're the guy who flew up in a rocket and showed off the fireworks. Can I borrow your wheelchair for a bit?"

Luo Toxiang was completely confused.

"Ah? Then what should I sit on?"

Please, sister, I am a person with disabled legs.

He had originally made the weasel speechless, but now he was silenced by Xing Gan.

Yi Xunyuan pulled Xing aside and discussed with him secretly.

After some time.

"Xingbao, don't you think this is embarrassing? It's so shameful."

San Yueqi's cheeks turned red and he felt very uncomfortable.

There was a huge rocket placed in the center of the embassy, ​​and everyone except Lotoshen and Walter sat on it.

Yi Xunyuan took the lead and sat in the front.

In order, they are Xing, Sanyueqi, and Xin Wen.

This rocket is not an ordinary rocket. It can be precisely positioned and will go wherever it is directed.

Except for the unpredictable flight trajectory, everything else is safe, after all, it is guaranteed by the system.

After everything was ready, Yi Xunyuan was so excited that he returned to his roots.

"Ascension."

As soon as the words fell, the rocket ignited instantly and began to fly into the air.

When it reached mid-air, the rocket floated away as if it had a seizure.

By now, Yi Xunyuan regretted it.

The wind blew on my face, and my whole body was sending a message - danger.

"what……"

Walter looked at the shouting in the sky and breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, I didn’t sit on it, otherwise I would be too embarrassed to see anyone.

"Since they left on the rocket, then we ..."

Walter was halfway through his words when he saw another rocket mounted on Lotoshen's wheelchair.

Wasn't the last explosion painful enough?

This time, Lotosang installed a rocket on the front of the wheelchair. The start was very smooth and the flight was normal, as if it had really succeeded.

Walter shook his head helplessly, and had to go out, take a Didi, and take the Xingcha to the factory.

Passersby on the street stopped and looked at the rockets flying in the sky.

Don’t panic when something happens, take out your phone and post to your Moments.

"Is our Xianzhou so advanced now? We even have this kind of entertainment facilities."

"I don't know. Maybe it was specially developed by some big dog manufacturer."

"I think it was the people in the parliament who did it. They are not in their right minds."

"By the way, brother, why don't you speak?"

"Yesterday, Jianmu revived. I thought the end had come, so I beat up the boss who kept making us work overtime and not paying us. In the end, he fired me."

"..."

At the entrance of the Industrial Construction Department, Yi Chen was sitting on the steps, looking extremely bored, playing with the sparrow he had taken from Jing Yuan's shoulder.

Next to him is Tingyun disguised as Huanlong, and he has to watch her. The lord is once again tempted by her beauty.

I wonder if I can get myself a lord’s wife, even if it’s just a personal maid.

I remember Governor Mo Wuqi said that the lord was a pervert in Beloberg and played very wildly.

Otherwise, once the real form of the Undead God is captured, send him back to the council for training. This should be able to satisfy the lord's perverted needs.

While Yi Chen was thinking about how to create the illusion, the rocket that Yi Xunyuan and his companions were riding had already appeared nearby.

After spinning several times in the air, it stuck straight into the ground, and the remaining power would ensure that the four of them got off the car safely.

Yi Xunyuan walked down tremblingly, leaning against the wall to ease his still trembling body.

"Oh my god, this is so fucking exciting."

"I won't sit there again next time."

Yi Chen walked over, took Yi Xunyuan's hand and began to take his pulse to check his physical condition.

After all, the lord is already shaking like this, it would be bad if there were any sequelae.

However, this diagnosis result made Yi Chen look very strange.

"My Lord, why are you so weak?"

"It's okay to indulge in sex, but the body's immune system has been fully activated. What did he drink? It has completely depleted the body's immune system."

Yi Xunyuan looked at the sky, recalling what he drank after boarding the train, and said.

"Legendary Item - Himeko's Coffee."

Yi Chen: ???

What is this? How come I haven't heard of it?

Never mind, let me prescribe the medicine first.

Yi Chen took out a gourd from his sleeve and handed it to Yi Xunyuan.

"My Lord, this is the gourd I put my medicine in. You can eat as much as you want. If you don't have any, ask me for it."

"Your body is too weak. You need to replenish it. A lot of it."

Yi Xunyuan: ...

Is this something I can say in public? I still want to save face.

However, Yi Xunyuan still put the gourd away.

The mind is already very abnormal, the body must be healthy.

March 7 was thoughtful.

"No wonder, it turns out it's Sister Jizi's fault. The power of coffee is too strong."

Xing, who was forbidden by Kafka, had nothing to say.

Tingyun intervenes and the plot begins to move forward.

"Everyone, should we leave now? It's almost noon."

"We can't keep Master Taibu waiting for too long."