Siheyuan's Evil Nemesis

"Hoo, ha."

In the Zhou family courtyard, Zhou Wen and Zhou Wu were flipping through the Tongbeiquan book and practicing it in an impressive manner.

Zhou Lan sat on a mat, eating melon seeds as if she was watching a play.

"Ouch, I need to pee."

Zhou Wu suddenly felt the urge to urinate, so he threw down a few words and ran out of the yard.

Their courtyard is good in every way except that it has no toilet.

To go to the toilet, you have to go to the public toilet outside the hospital.

The same is true for all the neighbors on the street.

So every morning, there are long queues in all public toilets.

Among them, the long queue in the women's restroom is more spectacular.

"Oh sister, that He...Silly Zhu, he looks so scary, I don't like him so ugly."

"My sister, Shazhu is a chef at a steel mill and earns 37 yuan a month! He can often bring things home and earn extra money."

"You look ugly now because you are injured. Once you are healed, you will be handsome."

"Then how did he get injured?"

"Oh, he likes to do what is right, so he often gets hurt."

Zhou Wu, who had just finished using the toilet, heard such a funny scene as soon as he came out.

He immediately leaned sideways and peeked over.

At this moment, standing opposite Qin Huairu was a young girl who was about 18.19 or years old.

This person had a pigtail on her hair, wore a flowery jacket, had willow-shaped eyebrows, a pair of big watery eyes, a small delicate nose and cherry lips like strawberry jelly, and her skin was whiter than snow.

"It looks like it's Qin Jingru."

Zhou Wu knew in his heart that this woman was the one Qin Huairu had asked to appease Sha Zhu.

But unfortunately, Qin Huairu didn't actually want her sister to marry Sha Zhu.

It's complete nonsense to say that we will be a family by then.

This sister is just a tool.

Seeing that Qin Jingru was about to be convinced by her sister, Zhou Wu rushed out: "Haha, don't listen to her nonsense. Shazhu is not a cook now. He is just a dung collector. As for salary, he has no salary because he made a mistake."

"Shut up, this is none of your business."

"Sister, let him speak."

Seeing Qin Jingru's interest, Zhou Wu continued, "As for his injuries, they were caused by people throwing stones at him while he was parading in the streets while stealing chickens, so he wasn't doing anything heroic at all."

"Your sister is just teasing a country girl like you! She's just taking advantage of your lack of education."

After Zhou Wu finished speaking, he ran away without looking back.

Qin Huairu was so angry that she stomped her feet, while Qin Jingru stared at her sister with anger in her eyes.

"Sister, how could you do this? Aren't you pushing me into the fire pit?"

"Jingru, you would rather believe a child than me? I spent all my money to bring you here. You disappoint me so much."

Qin Huairu pretended to be disappointed, which made Qin Jingru not know who to listen to for a moment.

However, Zhou Wu did not run far away, but was observing everything from inside the doorway.

"You are indeed a silly girl! You are so easily deceived. If you don't believe me, just go into the yard and ask any neighbor!"

Zhou Wu walked out unscrupulously, took out a candy from his pocket and put it in his mouth, looking at Qin Huairu with a playful expression.

Qin Huairu's already gloomy face instantly looked like it could drip water: "Zhou Wu, I have no grudge against your family! Why do you want to bully our family?"

Qin Jingru's eyes widened as she stared at the candy wrapper in Zhou Wu's hand, and the sweet saliva in her mouth couldn't stop flowing out.

She came from the country and had rarely eaten sweets.

And she just saw with her own eyes that the child had a lot of candy in his pocket!

This is the kind of family she wants to marry into. All the girls in the village envy her sister for having a good marriage, becoming a city dweller, and having a job.

So her dream has always been to marry better than her sister.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are wrong. I am not targeting your family. It is your family that has been committing crimes, and I am the enemy of crime!"

"Having said that, bye bye silly girl over there!"

Zhou Wu flashed an innocent look and waved at Qin Jingru.

"Sister, whose child is this? What does their family do?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Sister, just tell me. I will listen to you from now on."

"That's more like it. That child is the son of the deputy chief of the security department of our factory."

"Ah! Where's the deputy section chief?"

Qin Jingru covered her mouth in surprise and started to calculate in her mind that the deputy section chief definitely earned more than the cook.

Seeing her sister lost in thought, Qin Huairu immediately poured cold water on her: "Don't even think about it. He has a wife. And the next level up is deputy section chief. Even if he doesn't have a wife, he won't fall for a country girl like you who has nothing but some looks!"

"Humph, how is that impossible? I can also cut grass for pigs and do housework!" Qin Jingru retorted with her pink lips pouted.

Until now, she had no interest in Sha Zhu at all, and instead wanted to be an official's wife.

...

"Why don't you go on a blind date with me? Sha..."

Sha Zhu was so angry at Qin Huairu's words that his wound hurt. He frowned and stared at Qin Huairu angrily.

"Hey Zhuzi, tell me about your current reputation. The neighbors in the compound are talking about it, and my sister happened to hear it."

"Qin Huairu, you're so good, don't you know that I'm taking the blame for your Bang Geng? Don't you know how to explain it to her?"

"Hey Zhuzi, why are you so angry? I just want to ask you if my sister is pretty." Qin Huairu held Sha Zhu's big hand tightly and said with a pout.

"She is beautiful, but she is not my wife. What's the point of her being beautiful?"

"Oh, don't worry, I'll talk to you again. If it doesn't work out, I'll marry you, okay? Go get your dirty clothes and I'll wash them for you."

"That's better." Sha Zhu smiled immediately, but he didn't know that Qin Huairu did it completely on purpose.

She just wants to destroy every possible wife that Shazhu can find.

The original plan was for her to invite the girl to a blind date, and then she would deliberately wash Sha Zhu's pants and flirt with him.

His sister would definitely give up when faced with difficulties, but he didn't expect Zhou Wu to interfere, which was exactly what he wanted.

...

In front of Xu's house, Zhou Wu waited for more than half an hour but Xu Damao didn't come back. He was about to go home.

Xu Damao pushed his bicycle and walked back with a ruthless pace, because he had to go out to entertain guests drinking again today.

"Uncle Damao, you're back."

"Ouch, what happened?"

"Shazhu, Shazhu is going on a blind date. The girl is as beautiful as a flower. Tell me, why is Shazhu so ugly? He is like a flower stuck in cow dung."

"He's not as handsome and elegant as you."

"Hahaha." Xu Damao was flattered by these two words: "How can Shazhu compare with me!"

"It's definitely not comparable, but I heard Shazhu say he wanted to have a baby to piss you off."

Hearing this, Xu Damao kicked the bicycle down and said, "What? Fuck you, I'm so stupid! I'll never let him kiss me."