Zongman: Hong Kong's black ceiling but autistic, what should I do?

My name is Kitsunesuke. Today is my first day working at the Honmaru where the Shinsengumi named Poetry resides. It is also the first day I was born.

From the moment I opened my eyes, I knew that I was a regenerative shikigami assigned a specific mission. For this mission, I would not hesitate to sacrifice my own life like my predecessors did.

After all, protecting Honmaru is the meaning of the existence of Kitsunesuke.

However, although our mission is of great significance, we usually only do some trivial tasks, such as arranging the daily duty roster for the idiot Shinsengumi who knows nothing, calculating the daily expenses of Honmaru, managing dozens of swords in Honmaru... etc.

Alas, our Kitsunesuke has to take charge of the operation of the entire Honmaru with his small fox body, and also has to face life threats from the Shinsengumi from time to time. If we were not shikigami, even a dog wouldn't want to do this 007 job that requires no rest all year round and no pay!

And I, Kitsunesuke who is in charge of the Honmaru of Lord Poetry, sighed secretly for the 398th time as I looked at the mess and unfinished work left behind by the previous Kitsunesuke after he was tortured to death by the Shinsengumi.

[If I don’t finish these today, I’ll have new work tomorrow. Day after day, year after year, these days are really full of hope~]

Kitsunesuke looked at the job that was higher than his and thought sarcastically in his heart.

Just then, Kitsunesuke heard someone calling him.

"Help me, Mr. Kitsunesuke!"

[It's the voice of the Shinsengumi-sama.]

Hearing the call, Kitsunesuke immediately determined the source of the voice, and then appeared in front of... a bucket-headed creature that was emitting colorful light.

"?" Kitsunesuke tilted his head, his little head full of doubts.

"Apprentice Shinsengumi-sama?"

Kitsunesuke's uncertain voice came from outside Fukuzawa Sakura's barrel.

Hearing a voice that was even louder than her own, Fukuzawa Sakura knew that Shikonosuke had arrived, and said in panic:

"Kitsunesuke, my beloved concubine cannot be taken down!"

"?"

Although he didn't know what Fukuzawa Sakura meant by "my beloved", but seeing Fukuzawa Sakura struggling and twisting on the ground like a maggot, with her hands trying to pull out the colorful bucket on her head, Kitsunesuke took a few deep breaths, then ran to Fukuzawa Sakura's head, bit the bottom of the bucket, and pushed it out with force.

"Kitsunesuke, be careful, don't bite my beloved concubine!"

Fukuzawa Sakura's voice caused the bucket to vibrate slightly in Kitsunesuke's mouth.

"...it was lost (got it)"

Hey, hey, hey, pull the radish, hey, hey, hey, pull the radish...

Finally, with the devilish voice of Fukuzawa Sakura repeating "Don't bite my beloved concubine", Kitsunesuke finally pulled the bucket off Fukuzawa Sakura's round head. However, because he didn't have time to retract the force of pulling the bucket, Kitsunesuke and the colorful bucket that was pulled out of his mouth crashed into the pillar behind him.

"Oooooh... (dizzy)"

A big bump appeared on Kitsunesuke's head, and his vision became blurred due to the violent impact on his brain. Then his eyes went black and the whole fox fell to the ground.

...

"Well..."

Kitsunesuke slowly opened his eyes, and a cute face and five cute tiger heads appeared in his field of vision.

"here it is..."

The wound on his head was aching slightly, and Kitsunesuke tried hard to recall his previous memories.

Kitsunesuke raised his head and saw Fukuzawa Sakura looking at him with an apologetic look on her face. The memories before he fainted gradually emerged from Kitsunesuke's mind - work, calling, bucket monster...

"!!!"

Looking at the culprit who had made him like this, Kitsunesuke patted the ground with his tail in dissatisfaction. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly thought of his pitiful fox life, so he tried to speak in a gentle tone:

"Apprentice Shinsengumi, how did you get into that situation? Be more careful next time~"

Hearing Kitsunesuke's words, Fukuzawa Sakura puffed up her cheeks in frustration and said:

"Kitsunesuke, let me tell you, I just put my beloved wife - the colorful bucket on my head as a hat, but because the little tigers were so cute, I couldn't help but pounce on them, and just like this, my beloved wife got stuck on my head. Hey - why is it stuck again! Ugh! I can't take it off! Help me, Mr. Kitsunesuke!"

I was already annoyed by Chengshan's work, and I also witnessed Fukuzawa Sakura recreating the scene, but then got my head stuck again. Kitsunesuke: "..."

In the end, the honest office worker Kitsunesuke resisted the urge to abandon Fukuzawa Sakura and leave first, and helped rescue Fukuzawa Sakura from the "suffocating love" of his beloved concubine, so that Fukuzawa Sakura did not become a "maggot" surrounded by five little tigers again.