Zongman: Hong Kong's black ceiling but autistic, what should I do?

Xiao Hei No. 2 followed Guangjin Liulang to the "leader's office", where two fully armed guards were guarding the door.

"It's not the place where Lao Deng was hysterical just now. The guards haven't changed. It seems that the performance just now still didn't let them down."

"Mr. Guangjin, the leader has ordered you to let Mr. Xiao Hei wear this before leaving."

A guard stepped forward and handed a roll of black ribbon to Guangjin Liulang.

Guangjin Liulang nodded without surprise and picked up the black ribbon.

"Mr. Xiao Hei, the chief is very interested in your actual appearance, so please put this on before meeting the chief."

"This is... black stockings! Liu Lang is so bad~ He didn't let me touch it just now, but now he makes me wear this~"

"..."

Guangjin Liulang's mind went blank in an instant.

"This new guy has no sense of boundaries!!!"

"Puff-inhale-inhale-inhale-"

Guangjin Liulang took a few deep breaths and forced himself to suppress the anger that made him want to do this or that to Xiaohei No. 2.

After a long while, Guangjin Liulang calmed down and said:

"Mr. Xiao Hei, don't do unnecessary things, don't say unnecessary words, please wrap the black silk ribbon around your whole body."

Hearing the sound of Guangjin Liulang gritting his teeth, Xiaohei No. 2 decisively took the black ribbon and wrapped it around his head to toe, and the shape of Xiaohei No. 2 gradually emerged.

"It's fine, but I can't walk now. I feel like a mummy~"

The black mummy used one hand to write crooked words on the white sketchbook.

"..."

Guangjin Liulang was silent with a hint of pain. He slowly untied the black ribbon and wrapped it around Xiaohei No. 2 again.

After Xiao Hei No. 2's hands were finally freed, he began to write non-stop on the sketchbook.

"Liu Lang~How did you know you could cover me with something? Aren't you afraid that once the object touches me, it will become transparent like me?"

"..."

Guangjin Liulang didn't want to pay attention to it. He deliberately didn't look at the picture book and lowered his head to wrap a black ribbon around Xiaohei No. 2.

"I feel like an emperor, being served and dressed. Do you think the emperor doesn't get the same treatment as me? I also wear black stockings, but the emperor doesn't wear them. Why do you think I should wear black stockings instead of black cloth, black bandages, black mud, etc?"

"..."

"Do you think I can pass the final interview? What questions will the boss ask? We have such a good relationship, can you tell me the questions, Liu Lang~"

"..."

"Liu Lang, why are you ignoring me? Our relationship is closer than anyone else's. I'm in this unfamiliar environment, and I'm scared if you don't talk to me. Liu Lang, Liu Lang, Guangjin, Liu Lang, "

"..."

"Can you braid a bow for me? I think it will be very cute on my forehead, even though it's black silk~ Liu Lang~ Bad intentions~"

"... "

Seeing that Guangjin Liulang deliberately didn't look at the picture book, Xiaohei No. 2 deliberately put the picture book close to Guangjin Liulang's eyes.

Guangjin Liulang wanted to avoid him, but Xiaohei No. 2 chased him and put the picture book close to his eyes.

"Special ability [Falling Chun]!"

"boom--"

[Guangjin Liulang, the black lizard centenarian, has the special ability [Falling Tree], which can repel objects touched by the fingertips. 】

Guangjin Liulang, who was harassed again and again by Xiaohei No. 2, finally couldn't stand it anymore. He used his special ability on Xiaohei No. 2, who was already tied with a black ribbon, and pressed Xiaohei No. 2's head to the ground.

"Because you said that the dog could snatch the food from your hand, which means that the item will not become transparent because it touches you. Because the black ribbon will not affect your movements, binding your whole body with other materials will restrict your movements. I don't know what the leader will ask. I ignore you because you are annoying and have no sense of boundaries and can't read the atmosphere. The bow is already tied! If you write one more sentence, I will beat you up right now!"

Little Black No. 2, who had no sense of pain, felt it was fun to be pinned to the ground. He heard Guangjin Liulang's responses to all his questions one by one. He was about to write "Liulang, you're so nice~" on the sketchbook, but when he saw Guangjin Liulang's vicious look, he finally raised his hands to signal his surrender.

"call--"

Guangjin Liulang let go of Xiaohei No. 2, stood up, straightened his clothes, and returned to his previous appearance as a middle-aged gentleman. He said to Xiaohei No. 2 with a fake smile:

"Mr. Xiao Hei, please."

Xiao Hei No. 2 found Guangjin Liulang's forced smile a bit funny, but he also knew that his current main task was not to make people angry, so he stopped being "naughty" and walked straight into the "leader's office".

As soon as Xiao Hei No. 2 entered the office, he saw a middle-aged man sitting behind the desk. The guerrilla captain he had seen before was standing next to the middle-aged man with a fake smile on his face.

"Isn't this man the director of XX department? Why is he playing the role of the leader? I thought at least someone stronger would play the role of the leader to entertain me. Sigh, maybe I have been hiding my strength too much and people are looking down on me."

Guangjin Liulang followed Xiaohei No. 2 into the office, looked thoughtfully at the middle-aged man behind the desk and the camera hidden on the desk, then immediately retracted his gaze and knelt on one knee in front of the middle-aged man.

"Chief, this is Xiao Hei, and his special ability is [Invisibility]."

"Ah."

"Chief, I just accidentally used my special ability outside your office and caused a bit of a commotion. I'm very sorry for disturbing you. I'll add the penalty later."

"Ah."

"It seems that Mr. Guangjin not only has poor eyesight, but also has a poor character. If it weren't for his appearance, I'm afraid others would think that Mr. Guangjin is a young man who has just started out."

The guerrilla captain standing next to the "leader" suddenly became sarcastic.

When Guangjin Liulang heard the guerrilla captain scolding him for being old and unstable, he quickly fought back.

"Humph, only by constantly being exposed to new things can you discover your own shortcomings. Only by being idle and doing nothing every day can you become conceited and complacent."

"you!"

When the guerrilla captain heard Guangjin Liulang scolding him for not doing his job all day, he was about to fight back, but he heard the "leader" speaking.

"Alright, it's not nice to make a scene in front of the newbies. You'll all be punished later."

"Yes."

"Yes."

"Mr. Xiao Hei, I'm so sorry for making you suffer such a farce."

"It's okay, Chief. Your company's corporate culture is quite lively. I like it."

"Haha, that's good, but Mr. Xiao Hei, has your head been a cube since you were born?"

"Any questions?"

Although Xiao Hei No. 2 wrote this in the sketchbook, he was secretly happy in his heart.

“Finally someone noticed my intentional joke! When I was tying the bandage, I chose a cube over a cone, a sphere, and a plaster head just for the sake of comedy!”

"Well, no, nothing. Mr. Xiao Hei, you want to join our port mafia, right?"

"Of course!"

"From what you said before, you probably don't have any experience in this field. Do you know what the job of a mafia is and what you are supposed to do?"

"Of course, after I was abandoned, I turned evil. I'm not just an ordinary Xiao Hei anymore. I'm Xiao Hei (Evilized version, Xiao Hei family is hiring). My heart is as cold as a fish that has been slaughtered in the market for eight years. I'm an icy Xiao Hei (Evilized version, Xiao Hei family is hiring)."

"..."

Although no one believed Xiao Hei No. 2's crazy talk, these sentences, whose individual words were understandable but could not be understood when put together, still controlled the three people present for several seconds.

"Ahem, that's perfect. Now there is a task that is more difficult for others. I was still thinking about who to assign it to. Now that Mr. Xiaohei is here, this task will be easy to accomplish. How about using this task as Mr. Xiaohei's final test?"

"Okay, what's the mission?"

"Destroy the [Osmia bee]."