Elves: Goal, help Pokémon fulfill their wishes

"Liang Yin, little Zeraora brother, you are really too rude!"

While stomping the table with his meat pad, making a clacking sound, Eevee, with a foxy face, was huffing and puffing, "How dare you... How dare you sneakily play such an interesting little game while Eevee and Mewtwo aren't paying attention!"

"As elders, you should have set an upright and noble image for the younger generation. What kind of words are you saying now? That's enough of my high-sounding speeches. If you are sensible, you can quickly arrange it so that I can also experience the feeling of being transformed into a human~"

Why does this little fox speak in such a strange way?

It's okay if you're half-literate...

How come there are some foreign but not foreign ingredients mixed in?

I’m afraid he’s been mentally polluted by the ghost videos!

"Hey, hey, hey, I already said that swapping bodies wasn't my intention," Liang Yin always adhered to his creed as a plush lover. When he was addicted to fur, he could even sniff it himself. He was seen touching Zeraora's body, sniffing here and there, making a good cat Pokémon live like a dog, and even called it enhancing mutual understanding. "I didn't expect the so-called 'running-in period' to be such a weird type!"

"Someone is obviously enjoying it."

Hearing this, Ibrahimovic couldn't help but sneer twice.

"Oh, you don't understand this?"

“Being content with what happens is the most correct attitude when facing the unpredictable world.”

Liang Yin spread out his cat paws, seemingly carelessly but intentionally revealing the plump and distinct blue pads inside, just like some shooting game players who can't help but press the inspect button in the game after getting a brand new high-end accessory:

"Besides, according to the latest hidden annotations I discovered, the length of the 'running-in period' is likely to be affected by the close relationship between the two parties. In that case, taking actual actions to increase the bond value is naturally the shortcut to completing this process..."

Compared to Liang Yin's ease and comfort while stroking his fur and chatting with Eevee, Zeraora seemed a little restrained - first of all, it was very uncomfortable with its five senses becoming dull due to the limitations of human physiological structure, and it had lost the affinity for lightning since birth; secondly, the cloth on its body that humans used instead of fur to keep warm was very troublesome, making it feel like its relatively clumsy body was put in another layer of shackles; finally, the strange tail that grew in the opposite direction made this tailless Pokémon even more at a loss.

In that case, why not just close your eyes and take a rest for a while!

However, plans cannot keep up with changes. When it inadvertently saw a tuft of erect hair on the back of its head, it instinctively went over and licked that area to smooth it out.

Although the cat had to lick three times to achieve satisfactory results because the human tongue has no barbs, fortunately, there are always pros and cons. Normally, it would have to moisten the pads with saliva and then slowly take care of those places that the tongue couldn't reach. Now it saves a troublesome step...

Zeraora's "obsessive-compulsive disorder" was temporarily satisfied, but Liang Yin, who had joked with the little fox a few seconds ago about taking the opportunity to shoot a photo album of "Zeraora's Daily Life", froze as if he had been electrocuted - although he could have stopped it or turned his head away before the second time, Liang Yin, whose brain did not think it was possible, still did not think there was anything wrong with Zeraora, who always paid attention to his image, grooming his original body.

Until Ibrahimovic held back his laughter and showed him the photo he had just taken.

"!!!"

Damn, the picture is super weird, isn’t it?

The cold-faced "Liang Yin" was hugging the neck of "Zeraora", whose inner ear was inexplicably flushed, and licking its head gently with his tongue - hiss, isn't this thing too OOC?

With the idea that this weird thing must not be allowed to exist in the world for even one more second, Liang Yin snatched Ibrahimovic's smartphone with lightning speed. The silky little combo of [Select Image – Confirm Delete – Powerful Cleanup] immediately showed its power again, leaving the little fox rolling on the spot because it was ruthlessly crushed in terms of speed.

"Wow, Liang Yin is a big bad guy! Ibrahimovic wants to take a closer look!"

"Oh, then think about it more while you still remember it."

Liang Yin pretended to clasp his hands and bow, and responded without any sincerity.

The result is predictable. There was chaos in the rental house again.

Mewtwo silently felt the noisy yet warm atmosphere around him, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth - Father is worthy of being Father, no matter what appearance he changes into, whether he is a human or a Pokémon, he is always so amiable and respectable!

……

At the same time, a video titled [Team Galactic Super Decisive Battle: Tapu Bubble & Zeraora & Mewtwo VS Dialga & Palkia] is continuing to ferment at an incredible speed on a certain website.

In addition to the high quality of the work itself and the fact that the channel run by Ibrahimovic has accumulated a considerable number of hardcore fans, the fact that the number of views reached nearly one million in just half a day is also due to some unexpected factors.

Pocket Fan DP, an up-host whose account nickname is taken from the English abbreviations of the first series of the fourth generation of Pokémon and the third season of the animation "Diamond/Pearl", has just finished a thrilling "Sword/Shield" ladder competition.

In that battle, his Cinderella bravely withstood the Root Wave and killed Kyogre. The dramatic ending naturally won a lot of comments from the onlookers in the live broadcast room:

[It is a reenactment of a famous scene, a reproduction of a classic, but with a mirror image reversal! ]

[Coal turtle grilling Kyoka, why would I have such a dream? 】

[The Coal Turtle insulted Kyogre, the Coal Turtle is invincible! 】

[Coal Turtle: Groudon, now you know who's the boss? ]

[Yes, you heard it right, Groudon is also called the Little Coal Turtle. ]

[Next time, I will wash away the shame of Yuki Sakura being electrocuted by a caterpillar! ]

As usual, Pocket Fan DP thanked the fans with the amazing IDs for the gifts, and at the same time, he planned to "slack off" by browsing the news to kill the last ten minutes before the end of the broadcast:

"This uploader named [梁嘤嘤の奇奇冒险] is pretty diligent in updating! I started following him because Ibrahimovic was so cute when he was forced to work - okay, let's end the show today after watching his latest work."

Is there any mistake? Hey!

The latest video is four and a half hours long?

Could it be like the "full version" deliberately leaked during the official announcement of "Detective Pikachu" that made everyone download several GB of content with great joy, only to be devastated to find out that the content was a nearly two-hour loop of a yellow-skinned mouse dancing in a disco? !

Looking at the comments on the screen that read "Three sentences made DP teacher volunteer to work overtime for four hours", he was awkwardly silent for several seconds. Finally, he decided to pretend to be ignorant, making full use of the fact that the Internet has no memory, and changed the subject:

"Oh my, this opening has the atmosphere of a horror movie! But the protagonist has a Zeraora in front of him as a pioneer, and a Mewtwo is waiting behind him. Even a ghost would have to knock on this configuration before leaving, right?"

[Hey, was this all from Ibrahimovic's perspective? 】

[Silly, this is the perspective of the phone hanging around Ibrahimovic's neck! This kind of filming technique seems to be called a pseudo-documentary. After all, using documentary camera language can effectively enhance the sense of reality! ]

[Is this a pure special effect or a real set? ]

[Woqu, are the Pokémon models rendered so delicately? With such superb technical skills, have you never considered applying for a modeler position at GF? The next generation of games urgently needs your help! ]

[Eh, the story seems to be set in the Sinnoh region, so is there any role for Bai Cai Jie? Hey, my dear Bai Cai Jie wife, for you? I am willing to become the appearance of King Yanwu?...]

[↑ Original video airborne 1:43:22, the heroic Bai Cai sister poked my XP hard! I really don’t know where to find such a realistic actor, even the dubbing is super charming. ]

[You are ruined by Baicai sister in this life! Electric engines and power storage cannot withstand your ability to generate "electricity" anytime, anywhere, and at any time. Zekrom would kneel down and shout "brother, you are awesome" when he sees you - can't you learn from me, Liebite Land Shark, who is already riding on Baicai sister's back~?]

【↑This??? is more of a messenger. 】

[Hehehe, you are not as good as my Arcanine, who is now being led by Miss Junsha to patrol the streets. ]

【↑Grandma Li, is there another expert? 】

Although the abstract barrage in the Pocket Fans DP live broadcast room has a tendency to intensify, it is undeniable that it has actually attracted a large wave of traffic to the account operated by Ibrahimovic, and has become a strong driving force for the increase in the number of original video views.