Elves: Goal, help Pokémon fulfill their wishes

"Hey, these clauses are really 'humorous'! There are promises here and there, but most of them are 'empty checks' with the right of interpretation left to the other party. In the end, the only thing you can actually get is a tiny bit of profit, which is like leaking out from under your fingernails."

"With such an ugly attitude, they are actually planning to buy out the exclusive broadcasting rights of all the works currently released by the account of 'Ibrahimovic-sama' and all the videos produced in the next five years? It's really a huge mouthful!"

I guess they secretly checked the registration information and found that the owner of the account was not very old, maybe a group of college students with "clear stupidity in their eyes"; they also asked around and confirmed that this team had never been in the industry before, and was not some big boss "reincarnated", and probably lacked relevant experience and social experience, so they came up with some superficial and empty things, trying to coax and deceive a "potential seed" firmly...

"Tsk, you're just trying to trick people. What a dirty trick!"

The computer screen was reflected in his azure eyes, and his three-fingered fox paws were skillfully manipulating the mouse. At this moment, Zoroark was reading the electronic contract sent from the backend of the Lightning Video website word by word, conscientiously fulfilling his duties as the official designated agent of Kapu Bubu's video account.

Every time she saw through the words and logical traps hidden in the contract, and the layers of tricks designed therein, the corners of Luo Ya's mouth, which were covered with crimson velvet and looked as if their lip lines were carefully drawn and full of charm, would unconsciously curl back slightly.

——Perhaps it is reminiscing about the past when it was still a "newbie" and had stepped on landmines actively or passively. Of course, it does not rule out the possibility that its "nausea about certain groove treaties has been fed back to the physiological level."

After all, recalling the stupid things I have done and the pits I have fallen into along the way...

In a sense, isn't it also like reliving your own "defeat CG"?

"Alas, the pie in the sky is always big and round but cannot fill your stomach, the welfare benefits advertised are always 'only to be admired from a distance but not to be played with', and the liquidated damages and miscellaneous compensations are precisely within the statutory upper limit in order to 'seek more benefits and transfer more risks'.

——I can only say that if they have any sincerity at all, they are not completely insincere.”

Although "small investment for big gain" and even "getting something for nothing" are already routine operations for that group of hyenas, and Zoroark, as a "firm" player of "Blue Star OnLine" for fifteen years who switched from a "Legendary Illusionist" to an "ordinary office worker", should theoretically be accustomed to such situations, the latter's emotional fluctuations are much more intense than when he was discussing business in the past.

This is why?

Of course it’s because the “new boss” is generous and lavish.

Please, a full 45% of the net profit will be distributed as dividends!

Uncle and aunt are not cheating Liang Yin and his friends of their money and labor, they are clearly reaching their evil hands into Luo Ya's pockets to make a fortune! This is simply "tolerable"!

Thinking of this, the large gray fox suddenly showed an indignant expression on his face, and immediately clicked the "x" key in the upper right corner of the window, closing the contract interface without any reluctance.

"Well, since you want to make 'earning positive traffic and increasing popularity' your top priority, you have to look further ahead, take a bigger picture, and resolutely avoid the situation of 'giving up the entire forest for a tree, and giving up the entire ocean for a drop of water'."

Touching his chin thoughtfully, Zoroark began to search through the private messages in the background of the legendary web game, which was full of red dots on the screen, until he came across the very classic Pikachu avatar and stopped scrolling.

"Hehehe, the latest work has become a trending search, and the number of views is about to exceed 10 million. There is no reason why the Pokémon officials would not notice it..."

As expected, the other party also expressed a strong willingness to cooperate, as well as vague hints of "recruiting". After all, it is a common practice for the official to recruit outstanding fan creators for their own use.

After a little thought, Luo Ya began to type on the keyboard, making the ordinary keyboard sound like a mechanical keyboard, and finally wrote a brief but complete business plan.

Then, during the routine inspection, it added and improved some details and corrected a few typos. Only then did it nod with satisfaction and send the PDF file to the special email address left by the former.

The content outline is as follows:

First, say a few flattering words to put the other party on a pedestal, and then use the excuse of "I'm very sorry, but our team's comprehensive capabilities are still insufficient and need to be matured" to politely decline the other party's invitation to join the company. Whether you believe it or not is not discussed for now, anyway, you have to give the other party enough face - up to this paragraph, you can directly apply the template on the Internet;

Next, he could propose his own plan. Roja used the broadcasting rights of Team Ginga Super Showdown: Tapu Bubble & Zeraora & Mewtwo VS Dialga & Palkia as a bargaining chip, retaining only the most basic personal rights of the work, in exchange for Tapu Bubble becoming the official Pokémon certified new form of Eevee, and hoped that it could appear in the game or DLC;

Finally, I mentioned that the four-and-a-half-hour video was actually a refined version. In order to take care of the continuity and fast pace of the plot, many daily shots of good quality were deleted. If they were spliced ​​together, they could even make up several hours, which was more than enough to start a new series on the theme of life. I would provide the work myself, and the other party would be responsible for the promotion and marketing of the entire platform, and the profits would be divided into 60% and 40%, and asked if I was interested.

Roya’s “snowball” idea is very clear:

Although the official Pokémon account on the Lightning Video website is only the domestic agent of the Pokémon Company, if it is handled properly and used as a springboard to connect with the head office, as long as the quality of the work is up to standard, with the help of the influence of the "world's largest IP", wouldn't the international fame of "Kapu Bubu" rise rapidly?

"Well, if everything goes well, we can exceed our goal in no time!" Zoroark exhaled, picked up the tea on the table and drank it all, and made a bold statement, "We will strive to surpass Pikachu in popularity within three years, and let 'Eevee-sama' take the mascot position of the yellow mouse within five years, and monopolize the cover of Pokémon-related works!"

……

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

Liang Yin, who was far away in another city, was fiddling with the [Resonance Cursor] on his right wrist. He planned to establish resonance links with the remaining two Pokémon one by one in order to maximize the "Debtor" function of this new item.

The first one to experience it was naturally the little fox who had been eagerly waiting - before the trainer could even open his mouth to say anything, Eevee pressed his right paw on the cursor disc without any instruction.

As the resonance cursor emitted a slight metallic humming sound, two trails of light, one gold and one red, flowed out from the center of the watch and penetrated into the chests of both parties as accurately as a train entering a station.

At the same time, Liang Yin's perspective quickly lowered, and the surrounding furniture and objects seemed to be magnified several times in proportion in his eyes, inexplicably giving him a fantasy feeling as if he was in the land of giants.

Anyway, walking on four legs...

For a bipedal soul, it's a bit awkward.

This feeling of disharmony is like someone secretly changed the commonly used key positions, causing the forward key to become the backward key, the jump key to become the crawl key, and the fire key to become the abandon gun key - it's so uncomfortable!

"Paji!"

He barely held on for a minute before, under the gaze of three pairs of eyes "looking down on him", Liang Yin, who even walked with a slight limp, finally stumbled and "lived up to everyone's expectations" and fell into a puddle of fox cake.

Although he wanted to get up from the cold, hard floor, he couldn't find the right point to exert force after clumsily kicking his hind legs for a long time. Instead, he accidentally stepped on his tail and rolled sideways in an awkward manner, lying on his back with his legs spread out and his belly facing the sky.

"Hehe, Liang Yin looks silly now!"

Ibrahimovic immediately laughed out "gloating" without caring at all that "the guy who made a fool of himself was Liang Yin in spirit, but himself in material." But he had to admit that his words and actions gave people a different kind of open-mindedness.

——What is puzzling is that the little fox's consciousness is very comfortable in its trainer's body, with almost no discomfort. Could it be that after this body was "tried" by Zeraora, which can "freely switch between the two modes of 'running on four legs' and 'walking on two legs'", the version of its information processing system was automatically updated to be compatible with the model of Eevee?

"Yeah, yeah, let the 'kind-hearted' Ibrahimovic help Liang Yin..."

Ibrahimovic's eyes rolled around, obviously he had thought of a bad idea, and he stretched out his hand and grabbed the back of Liang Yin's neck as fast as lightning.

By the time the latter realized something was wrong, it was already too late.

The scene changed, and his whole body was lifted into the air, his limbs flailing wildly and then drooping helplessly as the height rose, and his furry tail went around his butt and curled up on his abdomen. Because his control over this new body was too poor, even if Liang Yin wanted to replicate the original owner's trick of taking advantage of the opportunity to take advantage of the situation, he ended up in a situation where "the will was there but the strength was not enough".

"Eeeeee ...

This kind of opportunity to "counterattack Tiangang" by relying on the size difference does not come often. Next time, perhaps you have to wait until you have mastered the power of Gigantamax or Gigantamax before you can "tease" the opponent with the "overwhelming" advantage.

So with the thought of "if I don't take advantage now, when will I do it?", Ibrahimovic grinned and bent his middle finger, placing it on the tip of his thumb. Not only did he put on an exaggerated posture of accumulating power, he also shook it in front of Liang Yin's slightly shrunken black pupils without any hesitation.

"Gu, Zeraora, Mewtwo, why are you just watching? Come and save my teeth!"

Seeing that a loud and crisp blow to his forehead was about to explode and his dignity as a trainer was about to be scattered all over the ground, Liang Yin began to scream "Buee Buee" and turned his head anxiously, seeking help from the two Pokémon who were doing OMO nearby.

However, Zeraora remained completely unmoved.

This black cat is very clear in his mind:

The other party's "pitiful" look was probably pretended. He acted out a mere brain collapse as if there were a billion murderers chasing him, just to satisfy Ibrahimovic's desire to play mischief. Ibrahimovic also knew that Liang Yin was cooperating with it in acting, but still enjoyed it - perhaps this was the little interest between them!

Although Mewtwo's research on the subject of "Liang Yin's Behavioral Psychology" is not as in-depth as Dianmao, fortunately, this type of question is also recorded in the "Intimate Interaction between Father and Aunt Eevee: Flirting" that it had previously focused on studying.

Therefore, it just blinked its eyes and sat quietly aside without any other movements, implementing the principle of "see more, listen more, and learn more". Its upright sitting posture was just like a good child who was silently waiting for "parents to finish their work so that they can have time to play with it".

"Biang!"

Does it sound good? What sounds good is a good start!

"Woooo..."

After being put back on the ground, Liang Yin held his head with his paws and whimpered twice in a realistic manner, which unexpectedly triggered the fake cry move, and the Pokémon in the room collectively reduced their special attacks by one level. It seems that Eevee has really practiced this move to perfection, and even developed muscle memory, so that even a guy who has difficulty walking can perform it in a realistic way.

……

Liang Yin's body swap with Zeraora lasted at least six hours, but this time the body swap with Eevee only lasted half an hour - the "running-in period" mechanism mentioned in the item introduction seems to be really affected by the degree of intimacy between the two parties in the link.

Trainers and Pokémon who have already reached the state of telepathy naturally have a shorter "running-in period", which is at least 90% logically reasonable.

"Hey, that's not reasonable at all!"

The little fox, who obviously hadn't had enough of playing with the human body, shouted in dissatisfaction.

Wiping the corner of his mouth suspiciously, Liang Yin nodded in agreement.

He had just used his subjective initiative to discover the fun and pleasure of his petite body, and had just used Eevee's body to "grunt" and crawl into Zeraora's arms to "warm up" for a while, and then... cough cough, it was too much to stop abruptly!

"O...Ola."

After just a moment's hesitation, the electric cat took the initiative to embrace its own human, who was drooping forward in frustration and exuding a depressed smell, and considerately continued the "big cat hug" service that was interrupted by external factors. Its trembling lightning-shaped whiskers rubbed the latter's cheeks and heart, making them itchy.