Hogwarts: The Wizarding World's First Capitalist

"Mr. Hohenzollern, your sitting posture is a little too indecent. Don't forget, even if you are physically a boy."

"But you haven't taken off the makeup on your face, the clothes you're wearing, and the role you're playing now are all that of a girl."

"Sitting here in this posture is a bit too debauched."

In the chemistry laboratory, Professor Snape looked at Carl, who was sitting on his chair with his legs spread out, and said with some dissatisfaction.

This bastard boy was still wearing that white skirt, but he was sitting on the chair with his legs apart. He had to admit that this boy had really good skin.

It was as white and flawless as milk, and the two thighs exposed outside the skirt were so white that they were dazzling under the light.

As for the chemistry laboratory where the two of them were, it didn't mean that they had left Hogwarts and come to London or somewhere else.

Instead, he used the Traceless Extension Charm and learned from a famous magizoologist how to create a magical space using a suitcase.

Professor Snape has always kept this suitcase locked in the safe in his office and only used it when needed.

The entire interior of the suitcase has been expanded into a huge space, where an ultra-large-scale chemical laboratory is located. Its scale and advanced equipment are breathtaking.

This laboratory seems like a miniature technological kingdom, filled with a wide variety of high-end equipment, each of which represents the top level in the field of chemistry.

In the center is a huge nuclear magnetic resonance instrument, which makes it easy to analyze the structure of matter.

Next to it are rows of precision electronic balances that can accurately measure mass changes at the microgram level, providing strong guarantees for the accuracy of experimental data.

On one side of the laboratory are rows of tall fume hoods, with countless secrets hidden behind their glass doors.

Inside the fume hood, various flasks and beakers are neatly arranged, waiting for the next chemical reaction.

On the other side of the laboratory are advanced gas chromatographs and liquid chromatographs, which can separate and identify each component in a mixture and are indispensable tools in chemical analysis.

In addition, the laboratory is equipped with a fully automatic sample preparation system. From solid to liquid, from organic to inorganic, no matter what type of sample, it can be processed quickly and accurately here.

Expensive analytical instruments such as mass spectrometers and spectrometers have enabled this laboratory's scientific research capabilities to reach the highest level in the world.

It can be said that if there are sufficient materials, Professor Snape can use this laboratory to produce all chemical products that can be produced artificially.

Of course, this also includes all the complicated potions. The reason why the two of them came here was for the final safety verification.

Professor Snape, wearing a full set of chemical experiment equipment, a respirator and a dust-proof suit, was seen carefully placing dozens of tiny samples of different colors.

He put the samples into the gas chromatograph and liquid chromatograph nearby. These samples were the ones he had just scraped off Carl's lips.

Basically, they were all remnants of lipstick. Through simple classification, dozens of independent samples were obtained.

One can imagine what kind of cruel destruction the thin and delicate lips of the host on which the sample originally parasitized had experienced in the past ten hours.

This is also why Carl looked so hopeless, even though he had prepared himself mentally countless times before.

But when the time came, facing the kisses of more than a dozen classmates, no matter how thick-skinned or strong-hearted a person was, it was hard to accept it.

Carl, who was sitting in a chair and doubting his life, tilted his head and cast a longing look at Professor Snape. At this moment, he hoped very much that there was someone who could comfort him.

He comforted himself that all this was just for the plan, that he was clean and not corrupt, but the words of comfort had not yet come.

What he waited for was Professor Snape's sarcasm.

"Now each sample contains saliva. It seems that the contact time is not short. I thought you could use magic to find a way to scrape off some marks from their lips."

"This is actually not a difficult thing for someone like you who has a high level of magic control. I didn't expect you to actually kiss her."

"It's enough."

Carl's fur stood up like an angry kitten. His face flushed and he pointed at Professor Snape menacingly.

"Don't you know that I usually keep my eyes closed in scenes like this? The kind of magic you're talking about requires extreme concentration."

"And enough visual positioning to do it. If you use it rashly, you might accidentally cut off the other person's face."

"Aren't you worried about the safety of your own students?"

“I’m just offering a suggestion and an idea.”

Professor Snape's voice, coming from the closed dust suit, sounded even deeper and more annoying.

Because of the mask, Carl couldn't see the expression on the other person's face clearly, which made him even more angry when he heard what he said next.

"And how could I not worry about the safety of my students? But compared to their physical safety, I am more worried about their psychological problems."

"After all, a pervert seduces dozens of handsome young men and women in a school. From any perspective, this is a very serious security issue."

“You...you..." Carl clenched his fists, looking like he was about to explode.

Professor Snape continued to act sarcastic, spraying venom while performing delicate chemical operations.

Finally, Carl couldn't stand it anymore and just pointed at the other party and yelled at him.

"Severus Snape, I *** you ***, you ** give birth to a second son ****, *** you ****!!!!"

So under this special "humanitarian care", Professor Snape responded to all the insults from the other party in a sarcastic manner.

While accurately analyzing and testing the samples, after a full half-hour verbal confrontation.

Professor Snape took off his cleanroom suit, and after a highly safe disinfection, he threw a report directly into Carl's arms.

"There is nothing unusual. After you terminated my experiment on Draco last time, I used the remaining samples in other ways and experimented on the students of Slytherin College again."

"The result still shows nothing abnormal, which means that from a magical point of view, those things are absolutely safe."

"So I suggest that you use Muggle equipment to check it to see if there are any chemical poisons that we don't know about."

"The result is still the same. None of the items pose any lethal risk at this dose."

"This is all too normal. It's a little too normal."